I think I already told this to some people. But I just feel like telling it again. For the sake of my own amusement. Just a short story. Kinda random in a form of a dialogue.

*a TRUE story in my life*

So I was actually in a waiting room. I dont wanna mention details specifically. I was there minding my own business and waiting for my turn. Then this lady (kinda 40+ looking) comes and spills her drink on my black pants (-_-")


Lady: Sorry eh wang

Me: Oh inda apa

Lady: Nasib jua seluar mu warna itam wang.

Me: ah awu, mun warna ping tu tadi, abis kali kutor dah.

-END-

Okay so that had nothing to do with Chuck Norris.

Ani aku jumpa di airport lah. Banar jua kan apa yang ku post atu. Tapi di negara kita ani ada perbezaan sikit. Dari segi cara pemigangan sama kebanyakan anggota kawan. Eyaaa apaan.



Bah, I wont continue this topic anymore. Sorry kayyy? Sabar saja, bawa kantut.

Sorry I post this a bit late. The following images are taken by me during the World Record attempt for the most satays grilled.

Baru jua ku datang, bagi nya tia PEACE

He looks a bit tired :D

This same chef also made the biggest pizza in Brunei last year

Nah, posing wah ya ni sebenar nya.

The end of the line, 250m.

Rihanna says: CHRIS BROWN JAHATZ! :(

Okay so, I dont wanna get deep into this topic. But hey, there's a silver lining to this dark cloud. The world has added another extension to its vocabulary.

Word Of The Day: Chris Brown/Chris Browned

Definition: When a male beats up a female.

Used in a sentenced:
1.You ain't gonna chris brown my momma!

meaning:You(a male) ain't gonna beat up my momma

2.That girl just got Chris Browned by her boyfriend.

meaning:That girl just got beat up by her boyfriend.


Okay thats all for now. Until the next "Word Of The Day, with TimDaily". ( Thats IF there is)

If you see two indian men holding hands, it is a display of friendship unrelated to any type of homosexual relationship.. Basically its two grown men celebrating their everlasting friendship aka BFF's (BEST FRIENDS FOREVER). But the first time you'll see it will look weird.. but where I come from, grown ass men are to shy to celebrate their undying friendship.

PHEWITT! SAYANG ABANG LAI!

California's Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger

As you may have heard, the state of California is broke. So you're looking at massive state layoffs now because the legislature hasn't been able to come up with a budget. The state is $42 billion in the hole. You know, I'm no financial expert, but if you have no money and no prospects of making money and you owe $42 billion, you're way beyond putting yourself on a budget, O.K.? I think you're looking at faking your own death at this point.

Critics say the problem is people don't understand what is in the budget. Well, of course, we don't understand. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is explaining this to us.

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger:'Yeah, da budget is here with da money. You see, with da hydrogen and da green people, sometime you take it from here, and you put here, with da solar power!'

CALIFORNIA MUST THINK THEYRE IN A MOVIE RIGHT NOW! :D

"I'LL BE BACK!"

A lot of individual states are having budget problems right now. California in particular is a mess. Governor Schwarzenegger can't get fellow Republicans to vote for his compromise plan because it includes a big tax increase. And he's already done everything he can possibly do to convince them. HE TOLD THEM HE'LL BE BACK! he said, 'HASTA LA VISTA BABY!' He even threatened to TERMINATE them, several times, to no avail."

Banaaa tu nyamoo! Jollibee BEEDA macam sampah SARAP! ehehe apakanz (-_-')

Here's actually an msn conversation of me and Nain Junaidi on... last... i can't recall. Anyway the date is not that important. I found that she had posted this convo on her blog. Maybe I should too. Read read.

ahmadhamiz. says:
kau inda liat tadi di jollibee

ahmadhamiz. says:
ada birthday party

Nain Junaidi says:
ohh. hahaha. mana ku tau

ahmadhamiz. says:
ada jollibee lagi tu

ahmadhamiz. says:
tapi birthday boy atu sasak ya

ahmadhamiz. says:
di tumbuk nya

Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAHAHA

ahmadhamiz. says:
telapas kepala nya :-O

ahmadhamiz. says:
semua urang teriak sama takut

ahmadhamiz. says:
aku lah yang paling takut

Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAAHAHHA palui

ahmadhamiz. says:
aku teriak sal jollibee ani rupanya indon, bukan pilipin

Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAHA PACAH

I'm getting annoyed when it comes FW (forward) emails received numerously by different hotmail users.

I get amusing FW emails everyday. So I thought that I'd share one with you here.

Note: If you are expecting images of barbaric, heinous, gore images, such as people getting slaughtered or corpses then sorry my friend, you are wrong.

Seriously, can't you get a trolley?
If this actually works, then my road trips are guaranteed less boring
I gotta admit, this is good thinkin'
So was this captured exactly during the scene?
Why is the menu in the toilet!?
Who decided to put it this way?
So the keyword here is 'LIVE'

Hey, you see this? In a new ranking of US presidents by 65 historians, President Bush came in fifth from the bottom. Of course, Bush was thrilled. That's better than he did in high school. A new poll of historians just came out. And the poll has named former President George W. Bush one of the ten worst presidents of all time. But on the bright side, Bush was selected second best president named George Bush.

I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, airlines in the US are now charging extra if you want peanuts without salmonella.

John McCain's in the news. This week, Sen. John McCain sent out an e-mail to his supporters announcing that he’s running for re-election in 2010. Yeah. Isn't that incredible? John McCain knows how to use e-mail.

Yes, this is a very tough time for President Obama, most of his cabinet members are withdrawing. After withdrawing his name for commerce secretary, Sen. Judd Gregg said he hoped he was just embarrassing himself and not President Obama, to which Joe Biden said, 'Don't worry about it. I do it all the time.'

Baru kau tau nah! Kalah! Apa rasa nya? HEHE


Photo:AP

Andy Murray continued his impressive pre-season form, beating world No.1 Rafael Nadal 6-4, 5-7, 6-3 in the final of the World Tennis Championship in Abu Dhabi.

Murray, in his first meeting with Nadal since beating him in the semi-finals of the US Open in September, started the match in confident fashion, a cross-court backhand winner sealing a break in only the third game of the first set. Nadal broke back at 3-4 when a sloppy Murray service game went to deuce and the Scot double-faulted at break point. But Murray immediately seized the advantage again in the very next game with a brilliant short-angled winner at 30-40 for the chance to serve for the set at 5-4. He duly rushed to 40-15, wasted his first set point with a wild forehand, but took the second after a long rally forced a groundstroke error from Nadal.