The most valuable lessons

In EMT, one of our instructors, Nick has taught me 3 things that I thought were hilarious:

1. Stupid hurts, dont feel sorry for some idiot who hurts himself.

2. The best patients are unconscious. Always.

3. Most paramedics would think it's funny to do a little jig while you are doing CPR, but DON'T do it. it makes the families mad.

Also, I've decided that I need to develop a god complex if I plan on making it as a paramedic (so I fit in better). Any suggestions on how to do that?

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