Mancat Monday

Me iz SO tired from weekend.
Rly. srsly.
me iz so tired.

Yoo see dat charcoal in da back?
mom made dat.
years ago in her college art class.

Today, benneh iz at mommeh's werk tadeh gettin hims
RABIES shots.
Mommeh saz i hazta git mine soon too...
i dun no wat dat iz but sounds hurty.

Easy Sunday

Nom.

I don't understand why i can't share hansel's jingly balls.
when i share his toys they break.
mom gets sad.
but hans can have any of my toys?
i don't think that's fair.

do you?

Oops i ate it award & paypal news.

My good friend Siku gave me this award!

I'm supposed to talk about what i've stolen from my beans. Well. I don't know why you all would think that I hansel von long kitteh, would have a criminal record. Besides eating the wires, and the couch... and everything i can find.... i would never steal food from my beans.

Well ackshullalee, there was that one time- that dad had a bowl of soup and walked away for a moment, and when he came back i had my whole face in the bowl... and that time mom was eating a sammich and i nommed it while she was holding it.... and that time that dad was eating mac & cheese and i put my face in his plate and grabbed a nice piece and ate it myself.... and then the time i stole the treat right out of tesla's mouth and she just stared at me.... and the time i took ben's treat out of his mouth, or when i stuck my head in his food bowl when he was eating and started eating it myself....

Besides all those times (and many more) i've been the perfect non-stealing kitteh.


Now here are the rules to this award:"When accepting this award, you must blog about the food you have stolen when your humans were not watching. If you have never stolen any food, you must have been a really good pup! You can accept this yummy tray of cookies as your reward! Next add the logo of this award to your blog (optional), then nominate at least 5 other furry blogs and let them know by leaving a message on their blogs." So I nominate:
1. Reese
2. Ariel
3. Whitey
4. Chester
5. Parker


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As for paypal - i got my email back from the department that shut me down- that didn't have a phone number to call. They reinstated my account so my money is available again- but if i try any raffles again they'll shut me down for good.

I also wrote asking how to create our own organization to help each other. I told her what we are all about and how to go about doing what we're doing to help each other out. I know we're not allowed to do funding on the cb anymore- but i do wish there was still a way to help each other.

It means a lot to us and we want to find a way to make it work.

We will keep you posted.

-momma beanie-

Another rainy day.

Mommeh, iz gross out dis winna.

An gross out dis winna too.

Wat we gun do tadeh?
Why does yoo haffa werk?
I no like dis.

At least da rain bringin cooler weadders.
I no like dem hots. Made me
Lee-thar-jick.
Me didna wanna pway as muches.
But since been a bit cooler, me been pwayin an
more alerts saz mommehs.

It also makes me betteh ta foto.
Acaz i am relaxin here finkin bout da cool weadder comin.
winnas bein open agains.

Mommeh saz i purty as picshure.
ackshullalee mommeh-
me iz purtier den picshure.



Haz nice saturday guys
we cudna fink of anyfing fur SURPRISE on dis
photohunting deh.

Taking advantage.

Taking advantage of the bad weather.
Mom says the constant rain always makes her feel like napping.
I think i agree, and will join you mom.

-tesla

Angry at paypal.

i'm so angry for someone turning us in again i can't even say. Especially since our account was shut down and it wasn't even our account involved. Someone has it in for us. Please come forward and tell me WHY you did it.


if you had the courage to turn me in, have the courage to tell me.

This time we didn't even do anything wrong and the account is frozen. We will be closing our account completely. And the raffle page will be removed shortly.

We will not have a happy it's friday post today- we are just too upset.

Thoughts on a thursday.

Tesla: I hates it when i happee
an den,
Hansel ruins effureefing.

Bai whappin mai tail from unner da chairs.

Hansel: I no not wat yoo saz sisfur.

tesla: O, he nos.

Hansel: Sisfur... no no not mez.... it benneh whappin yoor tail....

tesla: Hansel, i warnin yoo

Hansel: maibee boffurin tesla not gud idea... RUN AWAY!!!!

Wordless Wednesday: Tesla, my true love.

Tummeh and toes?

Tummehs and toes mommeh?
I fink not.

Dese are mai toesies.
Arena dem BOOTIFUL?

Mai back toes.

HEY?! BENNEHS TOES?!

Mancat Monday.

Hansel: Mommeh, when yoo waz gone, how did our bloggy werk?

Mommeh: well hansel, i had everything PRE-blogged, so your fans wouldn't miss you.

Hansel: ohhhhh i see mommeh.

Fanks mommeh, i missed yoor scritches.

I rest here make sure yoo bloggin right dis tim.



Can yoo beleefs it furrends- dis merning, when mommeh waz feedin us, Tesla didna effun come in da room when da crunchies hit da bowl!
Her mao mao mao'd until mommeh brought her her bowl to da winna!

When mommeh bringin dat bowl, Tesla stood at edge of cab-e-net dat her sits
on an eats and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO'D tellin mommeh
"FEED MEH"

DA NERVE!
Her haz been eatin in dere lately
and now BENNEH eatin in dere wif mommeh too.
DEN i da onlee one bein gud an eatin in mai own room.

Wat dis werld comin toos?
Haz gud monday furrends!

Easy like sunday morning.....

Ahhhhh.... effureefing back ta da way shud be.
Tesla seepin on her favvorite chairs in office.
Benneh layin stretched out on da floors.
I (hansel) am seepin on da nice couch in da odder room.

Seepin. Seepin. Ahhhh her looks so happee when her seeps.
Her iz real happee mommeh home. Her effun purrs
when mommeh picks her ups.
Tesla doesna let beans pick her ups.

~*~*~
Mommeh's mouse on pooter jus died. Jus, died.
We dun no wat happened. But, it will na werk no mores.
So, her needs a noo one.
Me waz gun visit alla mai furrends-
but canna catch up, takes too long wif little black laptop
boxie fing.


--- i will be around as soon as can!

-------- HANSEL VON LONG KITTEH.

Saturday

Benny: Casey about to howl at me!



Mom and dad should be back today! i'm so excited!
then we can get new pictures going again!

Grumpy Friday.

Benny: Remember the farm i showed you the pictures of yesterday?
Well Princess, Tesla's old roommate lives here on the farm now too.
The mom went back to live with her family,
and Princess got to go too.
But, she hates the dog...
so she just sits up stares and glares at everyone
silently cursing them.



She looks pretty grumpy and evil.



Look at those lazee beams!
She's shooting us for sure!



Princess: Yoo are ALL stoopid.

Trips on a thursday: last weeks farm visit.

Benny: Last Wednesday,
Mom and i went to visit the farm.
They have new horses up there!



I screamed at them and scared them a little bit.
But finally they came over.



See them making their way to us?



This is the horse i touched noses with! we smelled
each other and became friends.
BUT he had a lot of flies so mom pulled me back away
from them, she didn't want me getting bit.

Do you remember Taylor, my golden retriever friend?
She used to live here, but she doesn't anymore.
Her dad took her away from her mom.
It kind of reminds us of JB's family.
She will never get to see taylor again.

But they have a new dog now-
She was a rescue. That is her there! She is only 14 lbs, just like me!
AND! We can play together, and are the same age!
She is a little mini beagle!
Her name, is Casey!

She was afraid of the horses!!



She is lots of fun and we howl at each other,
and then chase the ball around the house.
:)



Hi guys! just to prove i was really there, here is a splendid close up
of my happy face!

Wordless Wednesday: Down on the farm.

tummeh Toosday.

O hai mommeh.
Didna no yoo waz watchin meh.
I ready ta show da werld mai belleh.



Isna dis da kyootest belleh floof yoo
effur seens?
Iz MUCH betteh den dat HANSEL floof.
An da BENNEH belleh.



Yoo can see mai toesies toos.



Ben: oh hi tesla! i heard you say my name so i came over
to hang out!

tesla: git back benneh i smash yoo.



Ben: oooohhh ok i'll stay right here and stare at you.

Tesla: Dat right, fear me.... fear me...



Tesla: MOM BENNEH"S STARIN AT MEEEH

Manic Monday: My box is your box.

Hansel: Mai mommeh gotted dis boxie...
an i luf it.
But tesla haz stolen its.



tesla: Ackshullalee... since me iz oldest kitteh an wisest...
iz MAI boxie. Iz rools.
right mommeh?



Me fights fur mai fings.
So, i guess, dat means i git ta keeps it.
I mean, look, i fits in its da best.
Right?



Hansel, dis iz SO mai boxie.
Git yoor stoopid head outta mai boxie
an keep on dreamin.