okay I should really update this blog. haha. hmm okay let's start with... back to school!
tiff: so sheryl! how was sex. ed? [grins]
sheryl: We didn't have it this week cause of youth day holiday. oh! and Mr. Lim wants to call it gender studies.
hahaha omg gender studies. so funny. oh! which reminds me. haha. I took a photo during ayg cause it reminded me of Mr. Lim.
mm okay maybe only class314 students will get it. lol. alright back to ayg! oh man I miss it to bits. haha. well, miss some parts more than others :D (haha cheryl!!!) lol okay girl's thing. but it was really really very fun, although we had many problems like errr... a stuck balcony door in our room THAT THE BOYS SPOILT THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOSEPH. haha. and the repairman had to come up and remove the entire door just to fix it. haha omg embarrassing. ohwell.
the hotel was awesome though. haha. food food food. then jiaolian would be like, "ehh you all better not eat so much. if not you'll sink right to the bottom of the pool." then I'd look at her plate and see like, 6 or 7 squares of cake, when we all had 1 square (or none) each. hahaha. but there WAS BREAD. OMG. BREAD. haha! so we (okay, fine, huiyu and me. maybe tingwen too) would take the doggy bags (those brown paper bags?) and pick the nice breads to bring up to our rooms. haha. I think ting even hid a knife/spreader to bring up so she could eat her bread with butter! haha. and cheryl would go, "aiyoh. give you all bread and you are such happy kids. (or something along those lines)" haha. well we can't help it if you're abnormal and don't like bread, right? heh.
but then again, cheryl doesn't eat. at all. you can ask hui yu! okay maybe it's cause she was sick, but still! we had to force feed her cereal with (coughwonyong'scough) picture in front of the spoon, so that she would think it was him feeding her and would eat willingly. hahaha. didn't work, anyway, cause she was too busy looking at the picture and not eating her cereal. lol. I'll never forget that.
haha okay, on to pool sessions! haha we... spent the bulk of our time looking out for, umm, haha. certain individuals, to put it nicely. haha. but they are incredibly good looking, in our defence. hahaha. okay:
first up, uzbekistan guy! his name is, yun oleg I think. haha. he's really cute, but not that photogenic. which equals he looks much better in real life!!!
he really looks much better in real life! haha. okay onto number 2! jung wonyong from korea! hahaha. okay this one has a million and one fans. including... my roommate. haha. but yeah, he is cute too. lol even my classmate's charmed after seeing a video of him. cause he looks really cute when he's shy. haha.
his smile looks like haley joel osment's! I'll show you (:
see the similarity! (oh but please don't compare the looks, cause haley joel's one is a studio shot! so he looks really nice. haha.) haha cute right? :D there's a video of him on youtube too, cause he was interviewed together with his korean pals. he's the one on the extreme right, the one that walks in later. haha don't blame me if you are charmed by him like zhiwen too alright (:
haha. so, charmed? he has a nice smile (2:29!) lol. and he's really nice too. haha. *cough* is obsessed. lol. but with looks like that, he probably has a pretty actressy girlfriend back in korea already? haha. that's what I told *cough*. haha. okay maybe I shouldn't have burst her bubble :/ lol didn't stop her from continuing to obsess over him though. haha.
according to rachel, there's another cute hongkong guy, but I don't think he's cute! haha. anyway, his picture is on facebook. have fun searching. haha. okay enough swooning over eye candy. haha. self control!
okay to be fair, must give guys eye candy too. haha. there's this extremely pretty kazakhstan girl,
haha. pretty right? tsktsk mattias no taste. lol. he says she's not pretty. don't listen to him. haha.
oops sorry I've only got one picture of pretty girls. haha. you could ask the guys for more, they probably have tons. haha. but this one's a silver medallist okay! her 50fly time is 27. haha. oh man.
lol don't have a medal, but we got mascots (: from doing the cep thing (some cultural program) that wasn't that bad actually! haha. ohwell. OH YES, Apart from the mascot, I've another souvenir from ayg! let me show it to you.
hmm and just to mention, those are my HISTORY NOTES! I hope the teacher never calls for a file check man. lol. oh, and no joseph wasn't wronged because he obviously knew these are my history notes, and I have proof!
lol. okay that boy is an idiot, I swear. haha. oh yes, talking about joseph, who is without doubt the most annoying boy in existence, he has nice nails and a cool plunge. haha. okay hint of sarcasm here.
pretty (or gay, whichever) nails. haha. but the guys were quite sporting to paint their nails red and white (:
nice legs, joseph. haha. quite cool what! oh in case you're wondering why his reaction is so fast, it's probably cause he has lots of experiences of people chasing after him with a chopper or something. lol. so he needs to act fast to keep that... ego head on his shoulders. haha.
more swim pictures on facebook, I'm really lazy to publish them here. haha. yupp. okay I've run out of things to type, so they'll just remain in my head (: (I'll probably forget them soon, knowing my problematic brain. haha.) ohwell. it was a great experience, I'd probably give anything to stop time and go through it all over again. haha. makes me want to train for yog, even though I probably have close to 0 chance of making it. haha. we'll see, we'll see. mm anyway, group shots :D
haha oh yes, the second last day, when we all went out for dinner (the one above), haha coach david was so funny. cause we were standing quite near him, so he pretended to bend down, and the next thing I knew, mine and charmaine's shoelaces were untied. hahaha. thanks man, coach david. lol. was like, "CHILDISH". haha then we looked at each other, bent down when he wasn't looking, and untied his shoelaces then ran away. haha!
sigh okay no more ayg ):
mm okay this is severely overdue, but we went out for a movie that day just before thomas left csc. haha. nobody drinking apple juice added to water for training anymore. haha okay anyway here are the two pictures that we took.
hmm now no one to die with me for fly during training anymore. haha. we're still conversing through email though. haha he's quite funny, keeps on saying, "what's so funny about drinking apple juice during training!!!" haha. it's really amusing! but apparently his fly training back in germany isn't that easy too, in fact, it's way harder. haha well that's a little of a consolation (: ohwell, miss having him at training though. even though jiaolian is bias and always gives him easier sets than me despite the fact that he's a guy!!! walao like that also can. haha.
alright I should go do my work. the tons of work plus pts. dead. OR, I could go watch harry potter that's playing on tv right now (:
haha okay I shall do the latter byebye!
♥ Love, tiffany
Monday, June 8, 2009 ♥
Last footprint@10:51 PM
haha I did a good deed yesterday! lol okay not really, it was just CIP - helped my sister and the other volunteers at the bocce special olympics (: (umm, bocce is a kind of ball game, and the special olympics are games like these for the intellectually disabled yupp.)
haha because I only went there once to help, and not like, every alternate week (like my sis) for practice, [oh yes, before you get the wrong idea and think that chriselle is some good samaritan saint, she's not. haha. it's her SL project. lol. BUT, just in case she kills me in my sleep, chriselle is a super kind-hearted, deeply gracious and incredibly giving young lady, that deserves our respect and admiration for the goodness of her (ohsosmall) heart. haha. bolded and italicized for her to see (:], I was doing all the brainless jobs - meaning, I was the runner :/
haha. so basically I was supposed to check the names of the players and bring them to the correct spot for reporting and the game itself. (it's harder than it sounds okay! cause some of them can't really, umm, recognise their names?) so then the lady in charge got really really pissed at me cause there was this name on the clipboard that said "WILLYONG". so then I spent like, 10 mins looking for 'will yong', shouting the name over and over again. turns out the person's name was 'willy ong'. but how was I to know ): It was an honest mistake! sigh ohwell, I think the lady forgave me in the end haha (:
So yeah, it was quite fun, cause we were all playing with ice from the icebox used to keep water cold at the end. lol. splashing cold water and putting ice cubes down each other's shirts (haha not me! the others! though I must admit, I was very tempted to. haha.) yupp. but we were super super sweaty! cause it was seriously swelteringly hot. ohwell it was alright (:
haha okay since I don't feel like leaving just yet, I shall bore you somemore with err.... hannah montana the movie!!!! hahaha. the reviews say it's kinda lame, but the songs are not bad actually! haha. plus, there's a cute guy:
hahaha. reminds me of chriselle. great resemblance don't you think! haha. oh yes, those devil horns, they're lobster pincers. haha!
okay enough hannah montana for now. haha. as a sidenote, tiffany now has ugly short hair that looks like an oldies haircut ): haha I swear my dad and my sister gang up on me. let me show you an excerpt of a conversation:
tiff: [after coming back from the horrendous haircut] jiaaaaaa, I cut my hair. it's so uglyyyy and short. like boy like that.
chriselle: HAHAHA! SO UGLYYYYY
(haha okay I'm just kidding.)
chriselle: haha! so short!!! you look like when you were in primary school. so small! you look like you're sec one! haha! [then she sniggers and goes back to watching youtube]
[later on when tiff meets dad]
tiff: daddy! jia says I look like a sec 1 cause my hair's so short!
dad: haha. no la you don't look like a sec 1 (:
(tiff smiles)
dad: [pause] you look like a primary 6. haha!
(I GLARE)
haha seriously, those two gang up, I swear. (oh btw, the convo might not be accurate cause my memory's failing me. haha.)
should I start talking? I can't decide :/
♥ Love, tiffany
Thursday, June 4, 2009 ♥
Last footprint@2:43 AM
tiff is very very very sleepy. haha finally finished physics pt! after like, 2 nights. haha okay procrastinator at work. but I'm super tired now! my eyes are going to spoil, I bet you. lol. alright nights! (I'm sorry.)
♥ Love, tiffany
Thursday, May 7, 2009 ♥
Last footprint@11:06 PM
lol recently chriselle's been telling me sick funny stuff from fmylife.com. haha so I decided to go read it. hahahaha super funny!
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of MAYO on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
Today, I looked down to see a tiny spider crawling on the inside of my leg, very close to my crotch. When I tried to brush it off, it only flew a couple inches because it was making a web between my legs. Even a spider knew that it's been awhile. FML
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
Today I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I told my mom I am bulimic and have been for a few years and that I need help. She responded by saying "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia. She then patted me on my head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
haha okay this one is errr... PG13 or something. haha it's quite gross:
Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML
hahaha okay very gross but super funny.
♥ Love, tiffany
Friday, May 1, 2009 ♥
Last footprint@9:01 PM
haha did you read urban today? tayane leao! she's fourteen omg. and looks like, 19? maybe older. haha she's SUPER pretty, super skinny.
haha now everyone wishes they were brazilian. ohwell. pictures from: http://blogdobbmb.blogspot.com/2009/01/tayane-leo-vence-o-supermodel-of-world_25.html and http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PopArte/0,,MUL885336-7084,00-PARAENSE+DE+ANOS+VENCE+O+SUPERMODEL+BRAZIL.html just in case (:
oh!!!! haha school assembly was so funny that day. cause they had an insult competition, where candidates were given scenarios and words to pun on. something like OM? yupp. haha then there were insults like:
"you should slip into something more comfortable... like a coma." haha. so funny. then there was this scenario where the person is planning to bungee jump off the school building to raise awareness about student suicides, when her arch enemy bungee jumps off the empire state building just to upstage her. and one of the words given was cabbage. so they said, "I know you need to stuff cabbage into your pants to break the fall... but... oh wait, that's your butt." haha! and "students! please gather at the amphitheatre now! there will be an eclipse in approximately 10 mins!"
hahaha. it was so hilarious. I'm glad I didn't miss it for school nats. haha.
he really looks much better in real life! haha. okay onto number 2! jung wonyong from korea! hahaha. okay this one has a million and one fans. including... my roommate. haha. but yeah, he is cute too. lol even my classmate's charmed after seeing a video of him. cause he looks really cute when he's shy. haha.
see the similarity! (oh but please don't compare the looks, cause haley joel's one is a studio shot! so he looks really nice. haha.)
haha. pretty right? tsktsk mattias no taste. lol. he says she's not pretty. don't listen to him. haha.
pretty (or gay, whichever) nails. haha. but the guys were quite sporting to paint their nails red and white (:
http://socialbutterflies.wordpress.com/2009/04/11/lucas-till-wants-to-guest-on-hannah-montana/
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hahaha. reminds me of chriselle. great resemblance don't you think! haha. oh yes, those devil horns, they're lobster pincers. haha!
