This blog is a bit like Arrested Development - the little teaser the previous week (or post, in this case) has no bearing whatsoever to what actually comes up next.
So I went for my first ever Major League baseball game last week - what an experience!! Armed with a half-baked understanding of the game and its rules, I trooped off to Citizens Bank Park with 24 other exchange students from around the world for a taste of this integral slice of American culture. Apparently this would be an interesting match because the Phillies and the Mets had tied the night before, and would be jousting for first place in the Eastern standings this game.
The atmosphere on the subway was particularly festive - fans were decked out in red and white (and some blue) with huge 'P's emblazoned on their fronts; some sported all manner of flags, signs and caps.
Destination in sight:

The subway spilled out into the cool, breezy evening and snaked its way to the entrance. Along the way, there were what must have been scalpers or desperate fans hollering, "Extra tickets? Anybody got extra tickets?"
Why? Because:

I'm sure he's famous:

As a matter of fact, Rollins scored a couple of home runs that night...
The big screen that kept us entertained all night:

Nothing can quite convey the atmosphere and excitement of being part of such a huge crowd than actually being there:

At the time of this picture, the Mets had been booed on the pitch and the Phillies greeted with a rousing roar. The smell of fries (not chips - if you ask for chips, they actually give you potato chips) wafted across and made me hungry, vendors were hauling crates of cold beverages up and down the stands yelling, "BEER! Get your ice-cold beer!", the two Mets fans sitting next to me were popping salted nuts and the game was about to begin! I felt like I was in a movie.
A few broken bats and home runs later, the Phillies get an early lead 3 to 1:

As I realised that night, part of why baseball is so lucrative is that it's made itself into the perfect live spectator sport. Sure, the scoring system helps - with 9 innings and lots of breaks in between, it's a little more exciting than cricket yet not so involved that you can't get up and grab a hotdog, then come back and check the score. More importantly though, there's so much more to 'being at the game' than just focusing on the pitch and players. There's so much fanfare going on off the pitch or on the big screen that gets the spectators involved and having fun, and ultimately, well, attending.
For example, every now and then a trivia question or a mini-game would go up on screen. People would call out their answers, or rally their neighbours into a chant; then, once the answer pops up, a collective sigh emits from the 'losers' and the 'winners' celebrate with laughter and cheers. Or, the roving camera shows up on screen with the words 'Flex Cam' superimposed, and zooms in on various people in the stands, while the rest cheer at the fat guy bouncing his wobbly arms or boo at the fit, over-keen guy whose flexing fills the camera. All this, while the 'macho, macho maaaan!' refrain plays in the background. Then, an ad for XYZ Hotdogs gets played, after which, as the ad wraps up, an XYZ Hotdog mascot on a buggy drives onto the pitch (between innings obviously) and shoots foil-wrapped hotdogs into the stands. The crowd hoots and cheers and gets on its feet, while arms flail about amidst calls of "HERE! HERE!"

I tell you, that hotdog shooter is
some contraption...it's a 45000 capacity stadium and it shot one right up and over the edge of the stadium!
Then, there are the traditions, the staple at baseball games, the potatoes of an Irishman's diet - like the 7th-inning stretch. During the half of the 7th inning, everyone gets up - some stretch, some sing racuously to 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame", and others like me, so clearly out-of-place, crack ourselves up, lift our hands in amusement and join in the chorus.
Then, there are things I thought only happened in movies:

He proposed! Most of the crowd were supportive, though some hecklers met the gesture with calls of "LOSER!". Luckily this one had a happy ending - the girl giggled, covered her face, wiped her eyes, gave a barely discernible nod and shy Mr. Phillies Fan kissed his bride-to-be. I think it's a little embarassing given how the concept has been done to death in movies and goodness, I mean, there are so many ways it could go wrong! Anyway, ended well so, good luck to them!
Now, admittedly, I haven't watched many sports live in the stadium, so I don't know if the spectator carnival happens in other sports the way it does in baseball. Sure doesn't in tennis. Maybe football? You tell me. But first...
Here's a game for you, can you guess the attendance?

A record, sell-out crowd of...

Unfortunately, after a 7 inning lead by the Phillies, the Mets staged a late comeback in the 8th, scoring 4 points, and finally, won the game at 6-3. Invigorated, the vastly outnumbered Mets fans led a chant of 'Let's Go Mets!' - interspersed with a forcible 'Boo!' by disgruntled Phillies fans.
"Let's go Mets!"
"Boo!"
"Let's go Mets!"
"Boo!"
Me? I was a happy camper, despite the outcome.

More stories and adventures to come!
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