Hello,
I’m Andrea Speed, and I’m interviewing the star of my new short story series,
Josh, from Pretty Monsters (Josh of the Damned #1). Available from Riptide
Publishing October 30th. Josh is your average convenience store
night shift worker, except this Quik Mart has an unusual feature that makes it
far from your average job. Hopefully Josh will tell us about it.
Andrea:
Hi,
Josh, thanks for talking with me tonight.
Josh:
(shrugs)
3:30 in the morning’s the dead time anyways.
Andrea:
Okay.
Well -
Josh:
That
wasn’t a zombie joke. It’s just that, between now and four thirty, not a lot of
people come by the store. It doesn’t really start picking up ‘til about five,
and I’m almost outta here by then.
Andrea:
So
you’re a night owl then?
Josh:
(shrugs)
I guess. I don’t like getting up before noon.
Andrea:
You
knew about the dimensional vortex in the parking lot before taking the job?
Josh:
Yeah.
He had to warn me so I didn’t freak out when the lizard guys came in. It’s
still a little freaky anyways.
Andrea:
Have
you ever seen the vortex?
Josh:
You
can’t see it. It’s like this black spot, just nothing on nothing. It only opens
at night, and in it’s in the back by the Dumpster, where the streetlight’s
never worked. But sometimes, if you’re turned just the right way and kind of
look at it out of the corner of your eye, you can see a shimmer. It doesn’t
photograph, though. Believe me, I’ve tried.
Andrea:
And
you know it’s there by what comes out, right?
Josh:
You
mean the lizards and the zombies and stuff? Yeah, I guess.
Andrea:
Do
you believe it’s gateway to hell or something similar?
Josh:
(shrugs)
I don’t believe in hell, so I dunno. I don’t think so. I mean, they’re all kind
of weird, but they aren’t vicious. Well, most of them. (The bell sounds,
signaling a customer entering the store. From the rotted gray flesh, torn
clothing, and general smell of death, it’s easy to peg the customer as a
zombie.)
Andrea:
They
don’t bite, do they?
Josh:
Not
sure. You could ask nicely, I guess. (He then smiles at his own joke.)
Here's the blurb:
Josh knew the night shift at the Quik-Mart would be full of freaks and
geeks—and that was before the hell portal opened in the parking lot.
Still, he likes to think he can roll with things. Sure, the zombies make
a mess sometimes, but at least they never reach for anything more
threatening than frozen burritos.
Besides, it’s not all lizard-monsters and the walking dead. There’s also the mysterious hottie with the sly red lips and a taste for sweets.
Josh has had the hots for Hot Guy since the moment he laid eyes on him, and it seems Hot Guy might be sweet on Josh too. Now if only Josh could figure out whether that’s a good thing, a bad thing, or something in between. After all, with a hell vortex just a stone’s throw away, Josh has learned to take nothing at face value—even if it’s a very, very pretty face.
Besides, it’s not all lizard-monsters and the walking dead. There’s also the mysterious hottie with the sly red lips and a taste for sweets.
Josh has had the hots for Hot Guy since the moment he laid eyes on him, and it seems Hot Guy might be sweet on Josh too. Now if only Josh could figure out whether that’s a good thing, a bad thing, or something in between. After all, with a hell vortex just a stone’s throw away, Josh has learned to take nothing at face value—even if it’s a very, very pretty face.
This title is #1 of the Josh of the Damned series.
For
more about Pretty Monsters, visit Riptide Publishing. You can read an excerpt
and purchase, all on the same page.
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