New Words

Today Bennett learned some new words.
Brrrr, snow and cold.
Welcome to Utah my buddy boy!

State Fair

Every time we would pass one of the billboards for the fair Bennett would cock a doodle do from the back seat. So I knew he would enjoy the fair and I think their commercials were funny. It was rainy but we went anyways and had a fun time. I had never been before so I was shocked when they had booths where you could pay to see the world tiniest woman and a woman who was "half beautiful lady and half ugly snake". I had no idea they still did stuff like that. I was morally apposed to seeing either one and I hardly doubt anyone working for the carnies is beautiful, sorry.

For Fun

I have been trying to grow Bennett's hair out to see what it was like. Turns out hair is one of the few things Bennett got from me- curly (in parts), straight (in spots), thick (mostly) and about 40% of it is wavy. All of that amounts to just plain difficult. After I was done experimenting (or Jon told me my fun was over), I had to go out with a bang. I told Jon he could choose, mullet or mohawk. And I quote, "Honey, he is a BOY not a doll." But he settled for the mohawk.


We kept it for a few weeks but it is now gone. It was fun while it lasted, and Jon ended up loving it.

Conversation between Bennett and I

B: "Mommy, Baby?!"
Mommy: "What?"
B: "Mommy, Baby?!"
Mommy: "Go sit in time out"

I send Jon there as well when he brings it up.

Fashion Week in Paris

Last week was fashion week in Paris. They announced the latest tHiNg. Did you hear? Welcome back shoulder pads. I better run right out and get me some....right after I vomit!

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Prepared.........(insert: sigh of relief)

I have been taking advantage of the case lot sales recently so I am prepared for CONFERENCE........and a disaster. But more immediately conference. Go ahead, bring on the talks of preparedness. I won't even puke in my mouth a little, as I have done in the past.