10. People actually read this blog (and my facebook page). Specifically, people in my husband's family. So either I better step it up, or watch what I write. Which brings me to....
9. I'm a proud 'Region Rat' and I don't care what the Southern Hoosiers say. You can take the girl out of the Old Style Beer, but you can't take the Old Style Beer out of the girl.
8. You can make green bean casserole with cream of celery soup instead of cream of mushroom soup. I had no idea you can deviate from the cream of mushroom soup.
7. Never trust a changing room in a department store, especially those in Kohl's in Vincennes, Indiana. This is one of those "don't ask/don't tell" moments.
6. I am no longer welcome in The Young Hip Club. All the younger-not married-kidless-cousins left to catch a late Thanksgiving movie. For some reason, I wasn't invited. I am now an official card carrying member of The Uncool Group. I blame the dark circles under my eyes.
5. S/P on men's underwear
does not mean small/petite. In fact, it means small/pequeno. Would you believe I studied Spanish for three years? Yeah, me either.
4. Helen loves sauerkraut. I don't love her day after diaper.
3. A triffle dish is not a giant wine glass.
2. My nephew is one of the cutest babies ever born.
(drum roll, please)
1. My van was probably the best purchase ever made. With two kids, a dog, and all of their stuff, it made traveling much, much easier.