My CFA First Attempt

The big day has come!!!
As expected la, its a sure FAIL la.
I was the one making so much noise, wanting to get this paper so much and yet I gave in to my laziness.
My disregard has cost me a huge sum of money and TIME!
I am so sorry that I've been such a great disappointment, I swear to buck up the next try!
PROMISE!!

Nevertheless, a celebration after exams is compulsory.
I give you:



The Director,



The Analyst,



The Trader and The Director,



The Director and The Analyst,



The Trader and The Analyst,



The Trader, The Analyst and The Director,



The Director, The Analyst and The Trader.

Got thrashed way before TEN!

Four More Days to Level One!!
And Six Days have passed since payday but but but...





I AM FUCKING BROKE!!!
HELP!!!

Graduation Prom

Who cosplay as a bunny for prom??



I am a bunny and loving it!



My retarded bunny sister.



The exaggerating makeup I rushed back home to do for her!!



Wah laa~
She's chio la!!!
My precious little has grown up, aww!!

And this calls for the final celebration of my birthday 2008.



Thank you for the surprise suite.
Thank you for the sumptuous candle light dinner.
Thank you for the costly present.

I have had fun, thank you so much guys, I'm so blessed to have you all.
MUACKSSSSSS!!!

The Fate and The Destiny

As expected la, DID NOT WAKEUP for work again!!
How irresponsible!! Only know how to have fun. YES, I am swearing off liquor, it is ruining my life!
Ahhh, RUIN IT!!!



The dinner at Barnacles later.
The crab is so kawaii can, and the photo came out blurry because the stupid waiter snatch it away while I was capturing it!



The mistake we ordered. It was cold, tough and tasteless.
But bo bian, starving already, so lan lan swallow it down.



The waiters kept coming over our table asking if they could clear the plates.
So gan jiong to bring out the cake, don't understand why!! The cake will disappear isit?! Really POS!!!
And there you sat across the table singing me a birthday song, both unaware of the twisted future that you will be so influential to have me in fear of the magnifying glass.
Appreciated the thoughtfulness you given.

And this night sums to the sixth cake I've cut for the past three days!
FATTENING!

They say I got no value already, OLD liao!

The next morning, took me almost 10 minutes to recognise my own bedroom and recall what happened last night. I was late for work!! Its nearing noon already, quickly called and took a half day leave.
Then I start seeing weird stuffs in my room.


At the top of my ceiling,



In my face,



Both sides of my bed,



My bed end,



and my bedroom door.



And I don't remember seeing any of these when I got home last night!!
Apparently, during noon on the eve of your royalty's birthday Jean let in a stranger armed with packets of balloons and a gas tank.



The finale after hours of pumping, tying and sweating.
Wow, I am actually so wasted that I didn't even catch sight of it.
Best still, I can lie flat down on my bed without feeling any of the balloons.
IMPRESSIVE what alcohol can do to you.



Surprises are never ending, just after I reached my work place, Rachel popped out from nowhere with a cake on the left and a Tiffany paperbag on the right.



Speechless, Rach you got me so touched!! Almost moved me to tears.
All you scheming peeps!! Planning all these secretly hor!!



The generous gift from Rach.



Angbao from colleagues.



Diamond studs from ZhiWen.
I think he is very angry about the joke I cracked after I unwrapped the present.
Sorry la, but it is really very small that I cannot see it except for an empty box.
I am greedy, PLEASE DO GET ME A LARGER ONE NEXT YEAR.
PLEASSSSSEEEEE!



When night falls.



Had no intention of celebrating, am damn shacked out lo but got dragged to my friend's ktv pub.



Check out my sushi cake, 1.5kg? Don't remember, fucking huge can!! Only a small gathering, tell me how to finish the cake?!! What a waste. But the cake is damn cute la, the sushis are all made of cake and jellys.



Got chopsticks somemore lo!! Haha, how cute!



The crazy amount of drinks we had.
So, tell me how NOT to get drunk?
Walao, I still got work tomorrow you know!



----This morning I woke up with a sinking heart after reading a text send from Edwin. That our friend decided to part this world by hanging himself in the room. I guess I was the last to see him before he isolated and died. I am so sorry that I didn't attend your wake, how could you die on my birthday!----

It is 8pm at mono, which means I am FOUR hours away to FIFTEEN!!
Each year I grow older, I get frightened and dwell on paranoid thoughts!!
I chew on my past only to find that my life has been wasted on alcohol and just like that, POOF FIFTEEN YEARS HAS PASSED!!
Therefore, I am determined to stand on this oath: THOU SHALL NOT DRINK anymore but tonight is exceptional, no wait, or probably thou shall TRY my best to cut down drinking. Eh, stop carping at me lo, it IS that hard ok!! You can never understand unless you're an addict like me.



Mind you, Christmas is still far away, tonight holds the celebration of your royalty's birthday.



Balloons!! They are EVERYWHERE!!
I LOVE BALLOONS!!!









Purple flames, how chio!! Don't be jealous as it will only appear purple in the presence of a royal member.



I know its still early but I got another place to rush to!!



Ok, time to move on to Zouk........



To meet the two mortal I love most!!



They never fail to be here always!!



11pm: Time to cheong for one-for-one.



11:08pm: 6 Martinis and 2 jug Beer



11:27pm: 6 Martinis, 2 jug Beer, 2 jug Vodka Pineapple and 2 Fruit Punch
If you don't know about it, the bloody slut cannot handle alcohol.
FYI, She is already high on the two lychees she ate from the martini glass by now.



11:48pm: 2 Martini, 1 jug Beer, 2 jug Vodka Pineapple, 1 Fruit Punch, 4 Lemon Drops



11:56pm: Last round for one-for-one!! 4 Martinis, 2 jug Beer, 2 jug Vodka Pineapple
I look superbly chio today lo, its my day I say whatever I want okay!!



00:45am: Done with drinks and went for smoke.



00:48am: I got high, Ling got high and Moo got high.



01:00am: Ling start kissing me all over.



01:05: I got turned on because I'm high and I kissed Ling back, omg!! I am subconsciously a homo who is deeply in love with Ling!!

The following photos you are about to see is real gay and obscene, don't say I didn't warn you!!











Badly intoxicated!!
Am seriously high and I cannot recalled anything that happened except for that tremendous pouring rain when I left zouk, then the next thing I was in dreamland.