Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Of Francis Scott Fitzgerald and the Abundance of Second Acts in America

Earlier tonight I spent some time looking for e-books on Amazon, and I came across this forgotten gem: Dow 36,000: The New Strategy for Profiting From the Coming Rise in the Stock Market. [Insert your own joke here]

What is truly remarkable is what became of the two co-authors of this book.

Here is Kevin A. Hassett's biography, posted on the website of the American Enterprise Institute, where Hassett is Senior Fellow and Director of Economic Policy Studies.
Before joining AEI, Mr. Hassett was a senior economist at the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System and an associate professor of economics and finance at the Graduate School of Business of Columbia University, as well as a policy consultant to the Treasury Department during the George H. W. Bush and Clinton administrations. He served as an economic adviser to the George W. Bush 2004 presidential campaign and as Senator John McCain's chief economic adviser during the 2000 presidential primaries. He also served as a senior economic adviser to the McCain 2008 presidential campaign. Mr. Hassett writes a weekly column for Bloomberg.

James K. Glassman's biography, from Wikipedia, is not nearly as impressive as his co-author's. However, he can boast a couple of feathers in his cap, too:
On December 11, 2007 Glassman was nominated by President George W. Bush to replace Karen Hughes as the Undersecretary of State for Public Diplomacy. [...] Earlier he founded The American, the magazine of ideas for business leaders, published by the American Enterprise Institute, and was its editor-in-chief and from 2005 to 2007. [...] On September 3, 2009, it was announced that Glassman will head the George W. Bush Institute, a public policy institute at the George W. Bush Presidential Library.

So, to recap: in 1999, Hassett and Glassman have co-authored a book that can only be described as the most colossal failure of intelligence in the field of economic predictions. Both co-authors have associations with the American Enterprise Institute. And, most importantly, both have served the most dimwitted president in the history of the nation, though in different capacities, years AFTER they had published their colossal dump of bullshit.

Francis Scott Fitzgerald was wrong. Second acts, even wholly unwarranted ones, are as American as apple-pie. Not even colossal failure is enough in America to be consigned to shamefully earned oblivion, as the case of Hassett and Glassman proves. And it is exquisitely fitting that they received their second chances from a man, President W., who received more than his fair share of undeserved second chances himself. Which goes to prove that no incompetent deed will go unrewarded, as long as you are on the side of free market rhetoric and of the imaginary rewards of supply-side economics.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Colbert Gem From Last Night's Show

No intro required. Just watch. Make sure there are no valuable fragile objects in your vicinity as you roll on the floor laughing.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

If The Real Thing Looks Like A Parody...

Then comedians are in trouble, right? Wrong. Watch.

(via TPM Live Wire)

(via Huffington Post)

Notice how the parody only took some minor re-writing. But then again, as a good friend of mine would say, parodying Alabama is as hard as "shooting at a little boy on the crapper."

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Genius is B(l)ack!

One of my favorite comedians/satirists returned to the Daily Show last night. This is a classic piece of satire, if I ever heard one.

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Monday, August 03, 2009

Birthers Should Have Railed Against the Ronald Reagan First

If Obama may indeed be ineligible to be president, but then again so where "Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, Dwight Eisenhower, Ulysses Grant, William McKinley, James Garfield, William Howard Taft, Harry Truman, Herbert Hoover, Harding, Harrison and Hayes. A rule's a rule," says Chris Kelly. He explains why in this brilliant, funny (and accurate) piece by Chris Kelly about the "birthers" controversy.

Chris Kelly is a writer on Real Time With Bill Maher. No one but a comic could find comedy where the rest of us can only see insanity.
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