Of Blood & Human Sashimi

"Don't look." P cautioned me. For all you know, the next instance, I looked down. Oooh, that bloody tube... ...TMD. The silver mammoth had sucked blood out of my body... ...again TMD.
(P did not understand my philosophy of life when she cautioned me don't look.) Having fasted for more than 16 hours for this blood-sucking moment (yes! I counted 16, inclusive of waiting time), all I wanted was to feed myself.

In the afternoon, S came walking to me. She seemed delighted to see me. S is my ex-customer. "Hello Miss , I know where you live, hehe!" Her grin stretched from left ear to right ear.
(Now, to be stalked would mean I possess certain qualities afterall, and yet, I am NOT comforted by this kind of quality, heck.)

Few days ago, I have noticed this silver BMW moving suspiciously slow, only to make a U-turn just as I was about to reach home. Now, foolish as foolish as can be, I ignored the BMW. I don't care whether the fellow inside the car waved at me. I just want to be safe once inside my house. You never know what she was holding in her hands. Ada! My imagination has gone wild. Who would want to hurt me? I have no enemies whatsoever.

Now again, S's words are ringing in my head "Hello Miss, I know where you live, hehe!" Having said that, S skipped away, happily ever after.

As for me, I am at a point of wanting to eat Human Sashimi.

Whatever is GOOD...

Whatever is GOOD...
We cannot survive without oxygen. Do you know that when our skin is exposed to UV rays, pollution and stress, yup, stress, oxygen can become unstable. As a result of that? Premature skin ageing. This is because the skin oxidizes, as good as rusting. Our skin surface becomes dull and uneven. Wrinkles start to appear...err...what did I just say...? Whatever is GOOD...
Awwwwwww...

Yours Truly

If there is one date to remember for this year, this has to be the one.
Of mixed reactions, of dreams come true, of realty, of proving that "Hey, I can do it."
Ten months is a long wait. Indeed. The excitement may not be as intense, but at the end of the day, it is, well, worth the wait. No regrets.

Things are cherished especially if hard work has been put in.

B.U.S.Y.

I think i am calm. At least I have always been.
At this moment, I am feeling nervous, for whatever reason, I will know when tomorrow ends.

B.U.S.Y.
B.abe
U.nder
S.tress do not ask
Y.

Great minds...err...think alike

In case some England people start to defend their turf, wait a second, I do, and am aware of the meaning. "Great people think about things in similar ways." Tio boh?

Now, if all the great people in this world think alike, then again, no one would be thinking. Waaah... ...I am just glad that I am not that great. Phew!

Knowing what you want is the same as knowing what you do not want. Similar, eh?...No! of course not, no nuts about it. Think again.

[Scene] At the cinema booth... ...she points to the touch screen: Nudging him who is standing next to her: "I do not want the aisle seat...I do not want the front three rows seat...I do not want the center seat"...for all you know, by the time she figures out what she does not want, she still has no idea what she wants. (total time taken: 2min 59sec)
To put it simply, He points to the touch screen and says: "I want C7, C8, please."(total time taken: (6 seconds)

Sometimes, all we need is to figure out what we want in life, and not what we do not want. Simple.

To mock a Pisces

The trencher gets to sit... ... on my pretty 21.5 ".... ...
Let me tell you this: "I am what I am today because I am". Simple.

西西

《像我这样的一个女子》
笔名：西西
原名：张彦　

《像》这本散文已是十多年前的回忆，一页页发黄的回忆，曾经陪伴我的读书生涯。

我不太记得其故事的内容，可想而知，年少的我不曾把阅读当一回事。

我以为：人生是一出戏。

我以为：戏里戏外的一切喜怒哀乐是导演所掌握。

我以为：您是伟大的领导者。

我以为：您具有专业的领导能力。

我以为：您既是上司，也是良友。

我错了，我领悟了。

人生并非是一出戏。

戏里戏外一切的喜怒哀乐并非导演所掌握。

您是伟大的领导者，但是一切得依您当天的心情而定。

您具有专业的领导能力，但是您的好朋友享有优先权。

您既是上司，也是良友，但是您的言行举止离谱得使我啼笑皆非。

这样的剧本，应该如何剧终呢？

An inconvenient truth

For a moment, "God was coming out of his ears and mouth" sounded sane to me... ...What the...!! At that moment, the headlines was bloody interesting enough and it has caught my attention. Why would God be coming out from a dead man's ears and mouth? I tried to read the headlines once again. That said, I am not trying to crack a joke here. Indeed, "blood" was the bloody word which I have bloodily mistakened for something else. Aye, "pig season" is here again, aye, "pig season", volume at its highest. Receiving more businesses than usual, ohhh, more earth to dig... ...sleepless, once again.

Whatever is BAD... ...

I needed a smile, Chey, not as if smiles can be purchased. When I think out of the box, this is what happens... ..."Whatever is BAD can become GOOD for you."