I think I’ll be able to look back over the past few years
and quickly tell when my craziest periods at work were based on my blogging
frequency. I MISS blogging! Like my dear friend Jackie, I’ve gotten out of the
habit, although I don’t have a baby to account for my absence like she does…just
screaming, whiney, poorly behaved clients...
Anyway, I’m on a plane now and thought maybe I could play a
little catch-up.
This week I got a little break from the office to do focus
groups for a client, first in New Jersey and then in Phoenix. For NJ, it was a
one-day whirlwind with a colleague in tow – no time to explore and barely
enough time to sleep. But for Phoenix, I came on my own, which was the first
time I’ve traveled for work by myself. And I have to say, it’s pretty awesome.
First, all your expenses are covered. And I could get used
to a daily Starbucks and extra coverage on my rental car, you know what I mean?
Yeah? Yeah? (God I’m such an adult, gross).
More importantly, you get to skip the idle conversation. Some
coworkers are more fun than others, obviously, but my experience in general is
that it’s pretty brutal—people are so quirky when they travel and I’m not into
indulging their freak flags.
Phoenix was a perfect trip for me to be alone on, because I
arrived around 1:30 p.m. and didn’t have to be at focus groups until lunch the
next day. I managed to squeeze in 2 hikes – huzzah! Actually that’s not fair, I
should say 1 death-hike and 1 slightly-confusing walk around some buttes.
buttes = baby mountains
Death Hike
I did some pre-searching on Trip Advisor & Yelp and
decided to try out Camelback Mountain, which was one of 3 main local hiking
spots and sounded pretty challenging in the reviews. Note that I actually sort
of ignored the reviews though. I scanned them for the lay of the land and got
the “vibe” that it would be a good workout with good views, but I totally
omitted key phrases such as “you will need to be hands free for the rock
scrambles” “trails are very poorly marked” “I got lost” and “extremely steep” –
eh, who needs direct quotes anyway?
The trail started off clearly marked with nice wooden stairs
staked into the trail – steep, but nothing to write home about. Then slowly but
surely, the path degraded until it was just a pile of giant rocks. The incline
was so sharp in some spots that they installed metal railings for you to hoist
yourself up with—naturally that’s where I dropped my bottle of Gatorade, about
1/3 of the way through the ascent, which fell so far and so hard that it busted
open and gave the people down below a lemon-lime splattering—“Greetings from
Chicago, everyone!”
if you look hard enough, you can see hope at the top (in the form of people)
Some girl told me that it was pretty easy after that, which
was a bold-faced lie. To be honest, it wasn’t the steepness that threw me as
much as the utter and total disregard for trail markers. You generally knew to
keep going up obviously, but as for any left or right guidance, well, that was at
your discretion. And for someone who wasn’t blessed with a mental compass, I
would categorize my trek to the top as “willy nilly.” A few times I panicked
that I had taken some crazy divergent path, so I stopped until I could see or
hear someone nearby. At another point, I dropped my ID without realizing it
(which incidentally I did the second day too WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME) and a few
minutes later someone would start shouting “Laura! Laura!” And, as you know, I
had run out of my hydration source at the beginning so let’s just so I wasn’t the
most well-equipped hiker in the whole place, okay?
a desert Christmas
But the net net is, I made it to the top and managed to get
all the way back down without breaking my neck, spraining my ankles (although I
rolled them about 10 times), or falling into a cactus. Which yes, I almost did
twice. Whatevs. Later when I was looking up some place to go the next morning,
I noticed the parks & rec dept gave them all ratings like ski slopes and
that Camelback was a black diamond. Whoops. I guess what you don’t know won’t
hurt you though, because I’m sure I wouldn’t have gone if I’d seen that before,
but overall it was totally do-able and was the perfect mixture of challenging, scary,
relaxing, and beautiful.
see monkey arms come in handy when you're alone!
Also, as a sidenote, Arizona seems to be pretty amazing in
terms of outdoor goodness. I absolutely loved the Grand Canyon, Sedona, and now
Phoenix too seems to have a lot to offer. Not to mention that it was 80 degrees
during the day and 50 at night—that’s winter weather I can get behind!


















