September 24, 2004

wiggaz!

10:45 PM

you're either part of the problem, part of the solution, or part of the landscape.

in a situation like this, what you say, or what you hear me say, is of the least consequence. because you've got your fucking head wrapped in your own world. open up. the last think you want to do is think that you're doing me a favour. hey, here's something you can do about that fuse.

let it run through your ears. that way it explodes in your ass.

6:28 PM

September 22, 2004

5 bad pick-up lines

1. so, you're not a big fan of public toilets, huh.

2. can i buy you a drink? or do you just want to feel my biceps?

3. did you just fart?

4. you look just like my sister.

5. hey hey how about a blowjob?

10:18 PM

September 09, 2004

occupational supremacy

i want to be an office worker, if for nothing then the office politics. i want to meet co-workers who have been in the same job for 8 years with no promotion. i want to meet the older people who have lunch by themselves. and just like in every classroom there's one chap who has his morality forsaken by his friends and his fortitude pushed to greater heights for the general pleasure of the group, there will be that one guy who hates waking up every morning. i want to meet that guy.

this post was a subconscious reflection of my need for money. i'm broke, bitches. cos the dad has forgotten to give me 2 months' worth of allowance.

this just in, sperm donation pays.

1:35 PM

September 04, 2004

being honest with your parents is like holidaying in malacca.

you shouldn't do it.

8:36 PM

there was a boy who tried to rhyme
so hard he tried he had no time
to thank the ones who gave him tips
on how to end.

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