June 17, 2004
an update on the eye
the first thing i did when i woke up was to cover my left eye and stare at the clock.
'fuck la,' said i. so the blur vision in my right eye wasn't a one-day thing. i made plans to go see the eye guy aka optmetrist to see what's wrong, no pun intended. but when i came back in the evening after a hellgame of soccer in the sun at bukit batok, i realised that my vision was back to normal. therefore i came to several conclusions on the interconnectivity between soccer and right eyes, something unknown to many.
1) beckham being right footed was no mere coincidence. he had a part to play in this, i'll explain later.
2) as most people in the world are right-handed (by the way i have a cousin who was born left-handed but her dad trained her to be right-handed. so now she's perfectly ambidextrous, in writing and even in playing badminton. she's 9.)
3) you used your right brain to process that the previous item was incomplete. and over-exertion has it's effects.
4) strenuous activity such as soccer stimulates the brain and causes it to produce endorphines which makes you 'happy'.
5) ok, that was irrelevant.
6) when you exert your right brain too much it's only natural the right side of your body suffers from some sort of shock and trauma. hence being a rightie means you tend to strain your right eye. especially in times when you watch too much football.
7) remember beckham? he took his penalty with his right foot, tried to put it to his left (which was also barthez' right and that's the only reason he won.) because of this external imbalance imposed by beckham when he took his penalty with his right while trying to place it to his left, i, the innocent and undeserving victim of his insolent, disestablishmentarian behaviour, being a rightie and perceiving with my right eye mainly had suffered the sweeping shock in my right eye.
but sadly the condition didn't last. it was with mixed feelings that i was looking forward to finally wearing spectacles. yet i know after a year the novelty would have worn off and i'd be discussing laser surgery with my parents. it makes sense though. matters pertinent to the left and right balance, positive and negative equilibria, yin and yang duality, siti and weixuan main all-rounded love have their way of restoring themselves back to a state of calm and neutralness, if that's even a word. so all in all, it was an experience that made me wake up and think about how we are just another half of something else.
kiddaz.
7:25 PM
June 16, 2004
my left eye sees ghosts; my right eye sees nothing
i've been steadily going blind in my right for all of the last ten minutes. because ten minutes ago was when i woke up. it's like someone's sewn tracing paper over my right eye while i was asleep. i'll let you know if it goes away.
anyway, talk shows on mute by incubus.
1:35 PM
June 11, 2004
ok, that previous post wasn't entirely truthful. emma, if you're reading this, don't worry. i will wait the 2 years. just kidding. but apart from that, i never had the intention of violating her or making my admiration for her intimate or personal. i just think she's bloody hot for a 14 year old. and i'm talking about unprecedented potential here. so, emma, if that really was you on my tagboard, i really am honoured by your kind offer but i'm afraid i'll have to decline as it is not what i have in mind. next time, perhaps.
8:13 PM
June 10, 2004
hi. i hereby reestablish my love and ensuing lust for emma watson, which may implicate any deepset desire to do unspeakable or illegal (for the next 2 years or so) things to her. whether it sickens you, to even the slightest of extents, does not matter.
"here, hang on to this. it's gonna be a bumpy ride," he said, taking his penis out of his pyjama pants.
9:31 PM
June 04, 2004
a quick review of matters
firstly i've noticed that my online user counter thing is down. it hardly makes a difference to my life, but i noticed it. and i also found out that the function is temporarily down for maintanence. so foul play has been ruled out. for now. however when it is up again, you will be able to commiserate quietly with other users on how your immense boredom has led you to this site.
secondly, my holiday study program has been absolute rubbish. it went wrong the moment it began. which was a secondary part of the plan, for it to go wrong. hence everything is going perfectly according to plan.
i watched harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban today. and it was absolute rubbish as well. except for the saving grace that is the british-accented emma watson, who will be an even hotter girl than she is now given, say, 3 years. by the fourth year she'll be a maxim girl, you mark my words. she's just about started growing boobies, and her ass is in a fine condition. her mom better not be reading this. however in the unpropitious circumstance that she does in fact read this, then, aunty, i hereby enforce that i am not hitting on your daughter, she doesn't even know me. yet. but if her good fortune permits then she will. and the scenes where she holds rupert grint's hand and she hugs him and weeps, are a bloody turn on. and the part where she pushes daniel radcliffe to the wall and speaks to him and when she puts the chain of her time turner over daniel and herself, drawing him to her. it's all sexual innuendo leading up to the next movie where things get heated up apparently. oh yeah, speaking of the movie itself; i could do a review in three words: read the book.
in other news, night cycling is food for the soul, and the roti john at adam road is pretty bad food. i do free consultation, only during working hours. ciao.
1:12 AM
June 01, 2004
click!
with friends like me who needs the internet?
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