March 30, 2003
i confuse easily with the two words celibate and cerebral. i wonder. maybe sex
is all in the head, no pun intended.
1:57 PM
my dad is talking to the tv. it's 1.21am and i'm afraid. currently, he is expressing his greatest worry that the kidnapper peoples have returned and so the kidnapped peoples will not be able to get out of the house. i never recall ever talking to the tv. actually, i do. once. but i have since learnt that the tv doesn't reply. i'm quite glad to see that i learn faster than my dad in that respect. my dad is at this point, trying to get me to look at what the kidnapper peoples are doing to te kidnapped peoples, but i will do everything within my power to hold on to that last thread of sanity lest i be taken in by the rampant forces of the tv. my dad, i'm afraid, is as good as gone in the line of duty. the line of duty that is to watch tv while waiting for his rebel son to go to bed.
it's 1.31 and i'm afraid.
1:31 AM
only when the last tree is felled
and the last river poisoned
and the last fish caught
will we realise money cannot be eaten.
1:03 AM
i took the enneagram test earlier on, but i'm not going to post the results. because i don't agree with a few things mentioned in the report. still, i wouldn't call the test a waste of time either. i found it rather interesting. and there was one thing which i learnt from the report. something that goes 'loyalty based on need isn't entirely genuine.' i'll just reflect on that, instead of posting my test results for everyone to see.
12:52 AM
March 28, 2003
today i think was the first time in my life i heard a girl say the word 'masturbated'.
and i made her say it twice. ; )
1:40 AM
March 27, 2003
...even though you're with me, i've been alone all along...
-evanescence
9:47 AM
March 24, 2003
-Michael- You're Michael ^-^ and you belong to
Kati. You're a kind person and you worry about
people and try to help them. Regular people
seem to think that you're weird, but the truth
is that they just don't understand and they
can't take a joke.You're in tune with your
emotions, and unlike most, you're truthful.
Kati loves you whole bunches.
Which of "The Guys" Are you? brought to you by Quizilla
aww... thanks, kati.
7:28 PM
March 20, 2003
i just did an unwise thing. i spent over $200, just before a class bbq which I'M hosting. meaning i'm gonna have to spend more, just like my dad angrily pointed out to me. we'll probably end up barbequeing twigs and leaves, cos some ppl aren't too keen on bringing stuff to bbq. what, chips lah, marshmallows lah, sausages lah... and they expect me to bring the fucken drunken prawns and chicken wings and all right. due to my shortage of cash, i think i have no choice but to ask them to fund some last-minute purchases at cold storage which a merciful god placed just across the road. and no beer either. i just spent my remaining cash on a bag. it's from FCUK, and it's my new found love. i love it already. my friends owe me some cash as well, but i'm not too keen on blowing it on alcohol just yet. maybe i'll save it. maybe i won't. hm.
11:26 PM
america
they threaten to impeach a president for getting a blowjob, but do nothing about another who wants to destroy the world.
12:55 PM
March 19, 2003
showbiz
meet my new god, he prays for me instead.
he serves me breakfast in bed.
he's my new hero today
cos i had lunch with him just now and he paid.
he's never there when i need him most,
but that's okay by me.
he's god to some other people too,
he told me this afternoon.
i guess i can understand his situation,
and try to be more patient.
but i got tired of it half-way through
and thought i'd try something new.
so this is my new god today,
he says i don't even have to pray.
3:14 AM
recommended song of the day: underwater by Audiovent. this song is absolutely fantastic. i could cry out of joy for having found such a song. it's got everything.
2:56 AM
March 18, 2003
blue and yellow; it's all in how you mix the two.
1:19 AM
March 17, 2003
here's something funny. the chemistry teacher for my class thought i was eurasian. but i managed to convince her in the end that i am in fact, indian.
in other news, the world
isn't round.
12:28 AM
March 16, 2003
i was at the esplanade just now. and i was sitting by the river, when this couple came and sat next to me. they must have been over 50. or at least misfortune had them looking like it. anyway, the moment they sat down, this man turned to the woman and said, 'ni ai wo, ma? wo ai ni.' and trusting my half-assed knowledge of chinese, accumulated over the years in my suspiciously chinese studying environment, i translated those words myself.
do you love me? i love you
she replied by slapping him on the thigh bashfully. and then he went on to converse with her in chinese. naturally, i wasn't able to follow their conversation. and either way, i didn't. ah, but it was rather comical, in an amorous way.
right now, they're probably having slow, geriatric sex.
12:36 AM
March 06, 2003
to pak
you mean kudos, not cheerios. [smiles; basks in the collective applause.]
7:44 PM
March 03, 2003
i will kill anyone who mentions absolutely anything about the mentionable football match on sunday night. pak, you're first on the list.
: )
9:44 PM
March 02, 2003
there, again.
9:07 PM
posting one liners gives me the feeling that i'm talking to myself...
9:07 PM
oh, i cut my hair by myself again!!!!!!
9:07 PM
hi jonah!
9:04 PM
Ladies and gentlemen
Presenting the outrageous
I’m music without limelight
A guitarist without stages
I’m a Hells Angel without the Harley Davidson
You’re a golden state warrior
Without Antawn Jamison
I’m your last laugh without a punch line
I’m a fistfight in your high school halls at lunchtime
I’m dangerous like car wrecks without the drunk driver
I’m that island that traps you and votes you off like survivor
I’m MacGyver without a red switchblade
I’m man made
I’m graffiti on the walls without the aerosol spray
I’m a 30-second delay without the time limit
I’m a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
I’m that gold chain ready to be snatched from your neck
I’m that AIDS virus when you don’t practice safe sex
I’m that hole in your latex that made your whole world crash
The most dangerous 3-letter word is YAS
Somebody back-up
There’s no room to stand up
Stop and throw your hands up
Nobody can do it like this
Somebody back-up
There’s no room to stand up
Stop and throw your hands up
Let’s get it on like this
I’m your last bit of oxygen
I’m Waco Texas
I’m a 13-year-old kid stealing your Lexus
I’m a trilogy without the second and third sequels
I’m a crash test dummy without the smashed up vehicle
I’m everything you dream of
I’m life without death
I’m a respirator holding on to your last breath
I’m Bill Gates’ Microsoft without Silicon Valley
I’m a natural born killer without Mickey or Mallory
You’re a chair being thrown around at a Bobby Knight practice
I’m a cross between rival gangs and celebrity death matches
I attack this like pythons, I’m a living icon
You wanna see the apocalypse, then turn my mic on
1,2,1,2 I’m a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it...
Project Wyze - Nothing's What It Seems
10:10 AM
March 01, 2003
11:52pm
over sms, i was talking to my cousin-
so, you got a gf yet?
nope. and not looking for one either.
honey, didn't you hear? it's when you're not looking for something that you'll actually get it. ; )
at the same time, on icq, i was talking to someone else-
eh you wanta go nj is it? (please say you think not)
why?
asking la. (i think i'll miss you)
cos nj's quite nice actually.
hahaha duh... see i've got gd taste~
yeah.
and it might be that the truth in my cousin's words hit me hard on the nose.
12:20 AM
