Morgan has decided that adequate sleep is my current attempt to ruin her life, so she does her best to evade it and ruin mine in the process. My morning usually goes something like this:
-Wake up at 2 when Morgan shrieks for no apparent reason and then goes back to sleep, leaving me wide awake.
-Wake up around 4 when Erik wakes up and gets ready for work.
-Wake up precisely at 6:15, which Sam has designated as his optimal feeding time.
-After that, prepare to be woken up about every 5 minutes by Morgan standing next to my bed and staring at me. If that doesn't work, she pokes me or breathes on me heavily. This is usually to tell me that she has to go to the bathroom, even though I tell her every morning to go take her diaper off, take care of business, and put her underwear on. She can do all this completely independently, but I guess she needs me to know about it. After all, if a Morgan goes to the bathroom and no one knows about it, did she really go to the bathroom? She doesn't think so, and so she wakes me up every single morning for her instructions. After that, she keeps creeping out of her room to ask if it's morning, until I finally stagger out of bed and give up on sleep. I hope it's obvious that I'm not a morning person.
Then during nap time, which we have renamed "quiet time" to appease her, there is neither napping nor quiet. As soon as I make it downstairs, she reappears at the top of the stairs insisting that she needs to go potty - even though she just went 5 minutes ago. I threaten, I bluster, but in the end she knows I'll give in. This happens several times each afternoon. Sometimes she creeps down to my bedroom to wreak havoc, like the day she discovered my expensive craft markers and uncapped them all. And then, maybe once a week, she'll actually take a nap, which is what keeps me trying. Because she desperately needs those naps, and so do I. She's become noticeably more cranky since going off the naps. Anyway. This is the major trauma at our house.
Completely unrelated - I'm letting Sam suck on my phone. He thinks I'm the coolest mom ever, and maybe I'll get a new phone sooner than I thought.
Either Erik or Morgan brought home the cold of all colds, and our family has been sick for 3 weeks. First Morgan had a drippy nose and a cough, and had to stay home from preschool. That drove home how desperately important preschool has become in my life in just a short month. As she recovered, Sam started to get feverish and it took 3 days to finally get him back to normal. Finally it caught up to me, and I spent a full 2 days on the couch. Morgan couldn't believe her ears when I told her "yes" every time she wanted to watch a movie or play with the iTouch. I think she would be perfectly happy if I was permanently sick... Finally after a week and a half of tissue trails and sore lungs, I got an ear infection and my first sinus infection. Now I'm taking gag-worthy horse pills and Morgan is cross, because I'm restricting her screen time again.
During this sick time, when I did absolutely no laundry, cooking, or cleaning, I took Morgan to McDonalds for lunch (I realized afterward that we probably just contaminated the whole play area for everyone else, but I didn't want to make lunch or go grocery shopping). Morgan comes running out of the play place and informs me, "The boy's pants fell down in there! It was scandalous!" After I made sure that his underwear remained in place, I had a good laugh.
Highlight of the last several awful weeks: LDS General Conference. I always approach conference with concerns and questions for my life, and they are always addressed by the speakers. How grateful I am that God is mindful of my small life and answers my prayers.