Swimsuit My Eye
Monday, March 16, 2009 by Team C
GREAT SHADES OF HATES. Have you seen the new "one piece" swimsuit that is out now? They try to fool you by adding a 3 inch rectangle piece of material on both sides to cover your stomach, but who are they kidding? It plunges down to your dangin navel and who is going to let their daughter wear something like that? Now, I was raised in Vegas and I know a poll dancer outfit when I see one. One piece my eye. It may be connected so they can call it a one piece, but you can string 2 coconuts together and maybe get away with the same definition. What has the world come to? It is called a monokini. And they sell these things at Target. No longer do you have to drive down the strip to find a "Strippers R Us" shop to sell items such as these. Sheesh! I wont even post a picture on here for all those under age kids who frequent my blog. (Ha) Go search them out yourself. Before you know it, Target ads may have to be covered by a piece of plastic at the magazine stand, and they will only be allowed to be aired after 8:00 when the kiddies have gone to bed. My good heavens! I have always wondered why people choose to wear "kini's" like that anyway. Now I did have my heathen days, where I wore a bikini but I'll tell you right now all it took was a dive or a light swim to shove that top piece down to my toes. It didn't take me long to figure out that they were ridiculous, and now I am even embarassed that I would do such a thing. Anyway, I just can't imagine what will be designed next. Heaven knows it's only going to get worse.