Being a model Singaporean, let's assume that I live till the age of 65 (work till I die). I'm now 22, so that means I still have 43 years to be productive. Let's say that I'm not too hardworking and I work only 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. That will give me 89440 working hours. Given my current pay of $6/hour... ...



my remaining life is worth $536 640.

I wish I grew up in a small town, with small ambitions, and a simple life.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

WRITERS' STRIKE IN SINGAPORE!!!!

...no?

Then why are they reusing old scripts?
Why are they replaying 25 years of drama?

I think the Marigold Yoghurt Drink TV advertisement is probably the only commercial which has to specify who their endorsed artiste is explicitly. Somehow they managed to "uglify" Jesseca Liu to a state beyond recognition.

好心没好报。

I'm repeating this again and I'm going to remember it long and hard. From now on, no more good deeds. And if you've decided to follow my footsteps, remember not to have any children. According to 手足, retribution for your evil deeds will be upon your children.

Performing below expectations. I did do much. But I'm still performing below expectations. Despite my efforts, I've disappointed you. Your reactions were just as disappointing. I wish I were more capable. I wish I could have done better to impress you. I wish I am not me.

dim stella
stella = "dead"
do until stella <> "dead"
response.write("Stella is so dead for her FYP.")
if stella <> "dead" then
stella = "dead"
else
stella = "dead"
end if
loop

Somehow, it just progressed into an infinite loop, didn't it?