Back At The Old 88's
Yeah, I've been slacking. A fit here, a false start there, and before you know it, I'm just not writing anything. Again. Well, this time, I'm back at it. When my boss, Peter, wants me to enter repair orders into the computer, he always says, "so...I need you to hit the ol' 88's." He's referring to a piano keyboard, which has 88 keys. And, now I'm here, at the 88's.
Enough of the "Happy Birthday" stuff. That's a story for another time. In brief, I volunteered to help organize the 30th anniversary celebration for the FSM, and wound up working with this total nutjob of a woman who ran the Women's HERstory Archives, and the National Clearinghouse for Marital and Date Rape out of her dusty, crap-filled home in the Berkeley hills. She was self-absorbed and scam-o-riffic. Both "charities" functioned as tax shelters for her. She became involved with the FSM because she was originally involved, but nobody wanted to deal with her. As her gofer, I had to put up with a lot of shit. Most of the shit came from her. The woman had a scent allergy. Yeah, a "scent allergy." She was like that freaky guy on Northern Exposure who had to live in a bubble because he couldn't stand smells. Well, this woman, whose name I won't mention, had her volunteers go to a shed behind her house and dress in scent-free clothing. Because most of the volunteers were women, the spare, scent-free clothing was, yeah...you guessed it...women's clothing.
I ended up wearing a fetching denim skirt and a pale pink blouse that barely closed over my chest. I had to wrap my hair (then in a ponytail) in a headscarf, and work in her home, without shoes.
Okay, so now to the present.
There's a lot of stuff for me to come up to speed on. Milo's doing well. He needs to have blood and urine taken next week, but so far, so good.
The big news right now is that I'm an ebay junkie. Well, not a junkie, but a casual user. No. More than casual. Check out the shit I have for sale. Feel free to bid on any of that crap. It's the detritus of my adolescence and early adulthood. Much, much more will follow, and, actually there's a story behind why I ended up on ebay.
Tomorrow. I promise.
Enough of the "Happy Birthday" stuff. That's a story for another time. In brief, I volunteered to help organize the 30th anniversary celebration for the FSM, and wound up working with this total nutjob of a woman who ran the Women's HERstory Archives, and the National Clearinghouse for Marital and Date Rape out of her dusty, crap-filled home in the Berkeley hills. She was self-absorbed and scam-o-riffic. Both "charities" functioned as tax shelters for her. She became involved with the FSM because she was originally involved, but nobody wanted to deal with her. As her gofer, I had to put up with a lot of shit. Most of the shit came from her. The woman had a scent allergy. Yeah, a "scent allergy." She was like that freaky guy on Northern Exposure who had to live in a bubble because he couldn't stand smells. Well, this woman, whose name I won't mention, had her volunteers go to a shed behind her house and dress in scent-free clothing. Because most of the volunteers were women, the spare, scent-free clothing was, yeah...you guessed it...women's clothing.
I ended up wearing a fetching denim skirt and a pale pink blouse that barely closed over my chest. I had to wrap my hair (then in a ponytail) in a headscarf, and work in her home, without shoes.
Okay, so now to the present.
There's a lot of stuff for me to come up to speed on. Milo's doing well. He needs to have blood and urine taken next week, but so far, so good.
The big news right now is that I'm an ebay junkie. Well, not a junkie, but a casual user. No. More than casual. Check out the shit I have for sale. Feel free to bid on any of that crap. It's the detritus of my adolescence and early adulthood. Much, much more will follow, and, actually there's a story behind why I ended up on ebay.
Tomorrow. I promise.
