Ethan's weak eye is so weak that his tongue is sticking out. His tongue is licking Baldman's arm. We call him Baldman because it looks like he's bald. The end. Just kidding!
Baldman likes to ride ponies with magical wings. He is a superhero who acts dumb. The end. Oh wait! I forgot something.
Baldman's eyeballs are loose. Oh wait! Baby brother likes to barf on Baldman's head. Any time Baldman's eyes pop out he shoves them back in. Sometimes when he does it too hard it comes out his mouth. Then he eats it and it pops back.


