The Ancient Tale

Me and Momma made an Egyptian death mask. We made it out of clay. And after that we cooked it. And then after it was ready we took it out and painted it. And then after we were done we went and played and then Momma came in and saw that hers was broken from little Elle. It was like King Tut's mummy mask. A mummy is a dead person that lives in Egypt. They wrapped them up in linen so they wouldn't rot. They took the lungs out and the brain. They got the brains out by getting this tool that sticks in their nose and pulls out pieces of the brain out their nose. They kept the heart inside because they need it. They took out the organs and wrapped them up and put them back inside or put them in these special jars. They wanted them to live when they came back alive.

Chemistry Experiments

We were using red cabbage juice. It was purple.
If it turns blue or green that means we added something basic. If it turns pink that means we added something acidic.

Then we put soda stuff (baking soda) in the purple cabbage juice. It turned blue. That means it is basic.

(Vinegar hypothesis: blue) Vinegar turned the cabbage juice pink. That means it's acidic.

(Milk of magnesia hypothesis: green) Milk of Magnesia turns it green. It means that it is basic.

(Milk hypothesis: black) Milk turned into nothing. It stayed purple. That means neutral.

Pledge of Allegence

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all."

Uncle Daniel's first time eating a Monkey brain

This is Uncle Danny and the cute little guy for the third time. Behind you kind of on the right side up you'll see kind of a pumpkin. It's orange. It's kind of like a game right now. Now let's get to the Monkey business. Uncle Danny and Garrett are having a little party. Momma also took this picture.

Garrett likes to nap a lot. Right now he's sleeping on Momma. The End.

The Vroom Vroom Dudes

This...guess who it is. ME! And you can see Hunter a little. And how do you like the motorcycle? Who's name is that guy's? The guy who's putting the helmet on me. UNCLE DANNY! Momma took this picture. I wish we could vroom on it but we can't. On the front are two hotties. Uncle Daniel's hotties. I hope you're not embarrassed Uncle Danny...or who else is reading this. Whatever! The End.

Baby Garrett's first day of pooping

This is the same guy on the other picture but different. Garrett looks so cute in the picture. I'm about to cry. Whaaaah! And Garrett sometimes likes to cry when I carry him to momma, so much that I don't know what to do that I try to give him to Daddy, but he's working on the computer. The only thing that cheers him up is singing. And he looks like he's crying right now. Momma likes to give him nernies. Daddy could if he had some too. But he does not. It kinda looks like he's got bald ears, like bald man. The End. Thank you for visiting the Baby Barfy. Oh, and Garrett likes to poop a lot. And then he goes to sleep. The end. [SPLAT!]

The Booty Band

This is called the Booty Band. Elle is sitting on the floor doing whatever she's doing. I don't know what she's doing. Hunter is trying watch TV and play the drums. We turned on the TV so we could make the music. Well, I made it up today. Daddy couldn't watch it. Momma couldn't watch it. Dad was in the garage working. And the red light saber fell out of my hand. I jumped out and got the red one then I started dancing. The end.

Flag Memorial

We went to the place where the flags are. And we got stickers from the police man. Lots of people died because bad guys were crashing into a building. Flags represented each firefighter. I saw a boot that people put money in because their dads died. And they were trying to give money to their kids because their dads died. I had to say that again. I felt sad. We got to walk around. Elle was trying to take a flag out. The end.

Secret ink

I wrote secret ink with milk.

Superhero cars

Once knife-y accidentally poked his wheel and then he had a flat tire. Then he tried making a tape tire, but he didn't have any tape. His friends needed help and they had 1,899 pieces of tape on their weapons. Then super birdie accidentally shot his wheel. He was happy he had tape. He kept doing it over and over until he had one. So he did it again and he was out.

So, then one of the bad guys shot his other wheel and then his radio said he had to go to the bathroom. So instead he accidentally peed his pants. And then he found a bike to ride on. Then he went to the bathroom and he noticed he already did. He peed his pants. So he went home to change. When he looked in the mirror he saw he didn't have eyeballs. So he accidentally crashed into lots of stuff. He crashed into a toilet. He crashed into his neighbor's cat. And then he accidentally tripped on the toilet and his head ended up in the toilet. The end.

The best worstest ever

Sorry I called it the worstest day ever. No, it was the bestest day ever. Right now I'm talking to my teacher. Now I want to keep going.

We went for a little swim after we cleaned up the beach. I was pulling seaweed out of the water. And that is a picture of Hunter in the yellow one. I'm in the green one. Hunter, I think, is a little scardy cat. Once I turned the light off on him and he was like, "WHAAAA!!!" I got a ride from somebody we knew. Marijo. Her daughter gave me a ride on a little board thing. The end.

Hip Hip Hurray for Baldman saving the day

Ethan's weak eye is so weak that his tongue is sticking out. His tongue is licking Baldman's arm. We call him Baldman because it looks like he's bald. The end. Just kidding!

Baldman likes to ride ponies with magical wings. He is a superhero who acts dumb. The end. Oh wait! I forgot something.

Baldman's eyeballs are loose. Oh wait! Baby brother likes to barf on Baldman's head. Any time Baldman's eyes pop out he shoves them back in. Sometimes when he does it too hard it comes out his mouth. Then he eats it and it pops back.

Freaking out babies

Me and Hunter went on Andrew's truck. We acted like we were maniacs and then I thought I was going to fall off the tire. Andrew took the picture. Sam also came over to play and then we went on the truck. The end.

Baby barfy

This is Garrett. He's our new baby brother. He likes to barf on Mommy. And he's cute. And he likes to have nernies. Anytime he's done he goes to sleep for a while and then when he wakes up he cries and then Momma gives him more nernies. The end.

Getting wet and Sandy

We went to a park with a little bridge and you can go under it. It also has a mushroom that you can go in and get wet. This picture is of me pouring water on my head. And me and Hunter would get sandy and then wash in the mushroom. And I used my hat as a brush. Momma told me to get sandy as I could. So I did.

Standin' Tall coloring pages

I colored a picture of Captain Dependable. When someone asks him to do something he does it right now. I should be dependable, too.

The procrastinite made him dumb. It changed him. He got dependable again. Then he did the right stuff.






The monkeys go "hoo hoo haa haa". The monkeys like to swing on the vines and they tease each other and they act dumb. They like to hang upside down. They're embarrassed sometimes.

The Justice League and the evil Momma giant

I drew a picture of a Momma giant and the Justice League; Flash, Superman and Spidey.

My first blog

Hunter found the Flash that's yellow.

And mom was yelling because she wanted us to pick up so we could go to the library.

I got two new Library cards. One small one and one big one. And we had Family Home Evening.

Daddy took a picture of me with funny glasses on using my camera.