This is not the Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg of yesterday. It's more like a cousin of it. It's the Kinder Joy! (with surprise).
ECONOMICAL PACKAGING: The expensive aluminium foil is replaced with a smooth crinkly plastic shell
SPREADS: To open it, you hold these two flaps then RIP it open
TWO HALF-EGGS: And you get a finely halved egg. One half contains the chocolate milk bird nest thing. The other half contains a ?????SURPRISE??????. And a plastic spoon stuck to it.
SPLAT: When asked how it tasted like, my guinea pig described the experience as "Eating a soft, creamy, thing." The core consists of a crispy wafer sphere which "tastes pretty good."
RIDDLY: My my my. What could POSSIBLY be inside?
GASP: A PUZZLE! What a surprise Kinder! Thanks~
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE: And anemones closer
- Strange Young Man