Would you like some tasty Wikipedia?

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Mmm~ steamed eggs with wikipedia. I'd like to have my eggs steamed.

- Strange Young Man

Budget Kinder Joy Chocolate Egg

This is not the Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg of yesterday. It's more like a cousin of it. It's the Kinder Joy! (with surprise).


ECONOMICAL PACKAGING: The expensive aluminium foil is replaced with a smooth crinkly plastic shell


SPREADS: To open it, you hold these two flaps then RIP it open


TWO HALF-EGGS: And you get a finely halved egg. One half contains the chocolate milk bird nest thing. The other half contains a ?????SURPRISE??????. And a plastic spoon stuck to it.



SPLAT: When asked how it tasted like, my guinea pig described the experience as "Eating a soft, creamy, thing." The core consists of a crispy wafer sphere which "tastes pretty good."


RIDDLY: My my my. What could POSSIBLY be inside?


GASP: A PUZZLE! What a surprise Kinder! Thanks~


KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE: And anemones closer

- Strange Young Man

Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg

Today I shall review the Kinder product, the Kinder Surprise chocolate egg!


KINDER SURPRISE: I hear the Not-Quite-As-Kind Surprise gives you cancer.


NAKED EGG: The voluptuous curves on the egg invites you to lick it sensuously. The chocolate didn't taste anything special. Just a hint of minty milk and an overall light chocolatey taste.


WHAT A SURPRISE: Cracking the egg reveals to you ANOTHER EGG. HOW SURPRISING


AAAAAAAARGH: A Milhouse! Get away from me you big-nosed blue-haired freak!

- Strange Young Man

Blooming Egg

Person boils a cracked egg. Egg splurts out the crack of the egg. The egg hardens in the hot water.











So pretty.


- Strange Young Man