Monday, August 23, 2010

A recent survey poll shows that:
I look like 25 years old

A recent dialogue session with Re-Service man shows that:
Most Boss do not have high education level
So, STOP STUDYING!

A recent interview with my uncle shows that:
if a guy want to live NORMALLY with
  • 1 car
  • 1 maid
  • 2 children
  • 1 wife
  • 1 4-room flat
You need a monthly income of >$10, 000

A recent experience tells me that:
Bad Guys live happier than Good Guys
Because Bad Guys spread a Bigger net
And thus, have a higher probability of hitting on girls
So don't blame guys for being Bad
Blame Probability

A recent survey shows that:
90% of the research/statistic result are not reliable
So, stop reading.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

People who talk

There are mainly 3 types of people who speak:
People who...
  • speak to comment
  • speak to convey
  • speak to convince

Type 1
are just people who we will sadly label as "dumb"
Because they speak without a purpose
But they're good still, because they are harmless, no ill intention what-so-ever

Type 2
are people who just wants to deliver a message with a purpose across
A typical example will be when he wants to help someone out like:

"He is not as bad as we think, he invited us over to his party"
Opposition guy: "Well, he invited us because he have to, since its like a mass publicity thing"

Yeap, Type 2 Man is good, he have kind intention but easily gets shuts up because he is not as intelligent



Type 3
, in the Type 2 guys situation, Type 3 guys will press on to say:
"But he don't have to since if he really hates us that much, he can make the whole thing discrete"


Well, as you can see, the 3rd type of guy have the ability to convince and they are considerably smarter.
BUT! many a times, smart people like that have a personal motive.



Let's use the above example, the guy MAY be just helping his friend's reputation because he want to closer up their clique's gap since he is hitting on the guys' sister.

Of course, that my not always be the case. Just an example.

Now, what type of am I?
Somewhere in the middle I suppose. I don't know myself that well.

But I hope to be the 4th type.
People who speak to Connect




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Anyway
just a couple of days ago
When I was in camp
I was being surprise

See,
my lame jobscope provide me with the extraordinary opportunity to see tonnes of foreign workers, along with all those trucks and cranes coming in and out

And seeing the tough labor and seemlingly low pay, it always help warn myself to study hard
just like how our parents say to us

"You better study hard, if not you will end up working as *******"
(unable to disclose since Singapore is a sensitive country, no discrimination of labor allowed)

So anyway,
a few days ago.

*Very realistic Graplical Illustration
Exact Same Brand!!!

The same old Crane came by
But this time round
The Driver spoke to one of my guys

And TO MY SURPRISE!!!!
The uncle who is driving this truck owns a Class 5 License

But that's not the point
What is surprising is that his Class 5 License fetch him a paycheck of $5000+++
And sicuse mE! if you're laughing away for their Annual Income, MIND YOU! that is a monthly PAY!
that's totally like 6-7 times my CURRENT PAY!
OMG!
I'm so shocked

Maybe their hard labour isn't that cost-less afterall

Perhaps, next time if my son doesn't study hard, I should tell him something else, like:
"Son, you better study hard. But if you don't, it's alright as well, you can go drive The Crane!"


Friday, August 6, 2010

If you've watched and like the Controversy surrounding Inception

I TOTALLY recommend you watch
Fight Club by Brad Pitt

& American Psycho by Christian Bale

P.S: Please watch Amercan Psycho after Fight Club so that the climax is progressive.

If you prefer reading:
Read the following in the manner shown
They can be rented at National Library

1 other good read From Lois Lowry.