That is the question I probably should have asked my husband when he told me sewage had overflowed onto our front yard. I can only imagine what my face looked like when he told me. But before I go into detail about all that, let me start from the beginning....
ONE WEEK BEFORE THE MESS (Friday)....
I was going about my business cleaning the guest bathroom toilet and flushed it several times to flush away the cleaning solution. Well imagine my surprise when I look down and see a pool of water on the floor that appears to be coming from the base of the toilet. Uh oh! This does not seem like a good thing....Well, I will try not to worry about it too much and will wait until Tim gets home in a few days and let him figure it out.
TWO DAYS LATER (Sunday)....
Over the course of the next few days, the master bath toilet decides it doesn't want to flush anymore. Despite fierce plunging (I think I burned 300 calories plunging that thing) it would flush a little and then gurgle back at me. Gross. Thanks goodness Tim will be home tomorrow...
MONDAY BEFORE....
Tim comes home! Yay! Poor guy can barely get in the door before I bombard him with information about how our house is falling to pieces. Guest bath is officially out of commission and master bath is "sort of" working, but still gurgling and requires plunging several times a day. We make it work....for now.
TUESDAY....
Tim is so proud of the fence he fixed that he decides to become Plumber Tim and attempt to fix the guest bath toilet. I would prefer to call a plumber but he is persistent, so I will let him have at it. After disassembling the toilet, he replaces the wax ring (who knew that was under a toilet?) and puts everything back together. Unfortunately, the toilet is still leaking...
WEDNESDAY-FRIDAY....
Over the next few days we make a million trips to Home Depot (they should know us by name by now). Our purchases include:
*an accordion plunger
*a toilet auger
*a thicker wax ring
*some plumbing contraption Tim rented (SOOOO glad we didn't have to buy that thing)
None of these things fixed our problem. I'm really thinking its time to call a plumber at this point.
FRIDAY NIGHT....
Tim heads out to the front yard with a head lamp (he looks like a coal miner) and a fishing pole. Last time I checked we didn't have a lake in our front yard, so I ask him what he is up to now. He is going to check the pipe that is capped in our front yard. He pulls out a soda bottle and some other trash, but still not sure what the problem is.
Tim decides to enlist the help of our neighbors, Mark and Casey. Lucky for us, Mark is awesome and knows exactly what the problem is. Mark and Tim put a hose in one pipe to figure out where the clog is. This is where the fun begins! Tim comes in and tells me that sewage is everywhere in our front yard. SAY WHAT????? Ew, ew, ick, ewwwwww!!! I am scared and vow not to go into the front yard until its cleaned up. Unfortunately, Mark tells us that we have a broken pipe and will have to dig a monster hole in our front yard to replace it. Since they can't do that at 10pm on a Friday night, the project will have to resume in the morning.
SATURDAY....
The digging begins and after a few hours we have a nice deep 4 ft. hole in our front yard. From there it is smooth sailing (or at least it seemed that way from my view from the house!) and Mark helps Tim replace the pipe and Tim fills up the hole so well that nobody can tell it was ever even there!!!
So, long story short, my husband can now add plumber to his resume because he did such a good job fixing this big problem (with a lot of help and support from our incredible neighbor, Mark!) and saved us a TON of money by not calling a plumber when I originally wanted to. If anyone ever needs any plumbing supplies, come and see us because we now have a bunch of toilet de-clogging products that we didn't even need to begin with! Also, I'm sorry I missed the photo of the big hole in the yard. They filled it in before I could grab the camera :o( I'll be more prepared next time!
Happy flushing!