nothing better to do waiting for time to past after studying the chapter on reduction formula: reduction makes me retarded la: A couple of silly retarded jokes for my retarded club lols, enjoy:
1)Expand (a+b)^n.
Solution: (a+b)^n
(a + b) ^ n
(a... + b...) ...^ ..n
(a..... + b....). ....^.... n
(a.......... + b............)......... ^ .......n
2)Q: What is the most erotic number, and why?
A: 2110593, When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
3)A pure and an applied mathematician are asked to calculate 2 * 2.
The applied mathematician's solution: We have
2 * 2 = 2 *1/(1-1/2).The second factor on the right hand side has a geometric series expansion
1/(1-1/2) = 1 + 1/2 +1/4 + 1/8 + ....Cutting off the series after the second term yields the approximate solution 2 * 2 = 2 *(1 +1/2) = 3.
The pure mathematician's solution: We have
2 * 2 = (-2) *1/(1-3/2).The second factor on the right hand side has a geometric series expansion: 1/(1-3/2) = 1 + 3/2 +9/4 + 27/8 + ...,which diverges. Hence, the solution to 2 * 2 does not exist. LOls =X
4)Salary Theorem: The less you know, the more you make. Proof:
eQn 1: Knowledge is Power.
eQn 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money . Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. well if this theorem is true in this world, then one does not need any knowledge to succed in life isnt it? lol sounds familiar= gp essay... LAME hahah
o yeah i got 60 for my phy =D glee. lucky i din gt back my chem yet if not my high mood would be dampened for the weekend of partying.
again soon hor! =) neoprints!! haha i have yet to post my zi-lian pixs hehe