as you guys can see.. my floober chatbox is GONE!! and i seriously dont know what other kinds of tagboards are there and i am not really bothered to search for one. *shrugs*

but anyway, i am just here to post my favourite email of the week!

It's titled The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies' and i think its hilarious!

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7 : The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

11: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE :

12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'. (or in my case, please refer to me as 'Andrew' instead of 'Sharon')


Now i think my 'out-of-office' email is so boring. but then again, i can't really create one like that right??

Actually, theres another one that i find to be funny. it was Sherman's (a temp staff in my division) 'out-of-office' message. I cant recall exactly what he had created but i shall attempt to remember to the best i can.

'Sherman Tay is out of Capital Tower.

For any currency matters, please hesitate to contact Mr. Sherman Tay at 9xxx xxxx.

Instead, please do not hesitate to contact Mr. Thoo Sheng Bao at 6xxx xxxx.

Otherwise, i will reply your email when i am back in office.

Please be advised that your email has not been forwarded.'


HAHA! i like the part about 'please hesitate to contact Mr. Sherman Tay'.

loves pretty things
- 8:59 PM

(0) comments

grumbles

sharr

darlings

*aiping*
*angela*
*arnold*
*bernice*
*bernice lau*
*binghui*
*clarence*
*crystle*
*darren*
*delia*
*denice*
*guojie*
*harvard*
*helena*
*huimei*
*jamas*
*jamie*
*jee cheng*
*jessica*
*jessie*
*jewell*
*jiafeng*
*joanne*
*joel*
*jonathan*
*kahpeng*
*kelvin*
*kenneth*
*kenny*
*liyan*
*lyndon*
*magdalene*
*marcus*
*meiying*
*patsy*
*sally*
*serene*
*shawn*
*sher*
*shuhui*
*siaoying*
*siti*
*tabitha*
*vincent*
*waiyee*
*weiyu*
*yingli*
*yishan*
*yongchoon*
*zongyao*


dior
my friendster
my multiply
stc_angklung
donghaeng

archives