Monday, May 28, 2007
bet you guys now know that when i am bored and have lack of blog posts, i rip mindless surveys/ tests off friendster so that algae does not grow all over my blog (or worse, spider webs. who knows if spiderman will come living in my blog and refuse to leave).
so yeah, surprise surprise! i have a bulletin with meee. =) i know its boring stuff but well, at least you get to read something.
10 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME...
1. vegetarian.
2. i jingle - like really jingle.
3. i scold, whack and slap.
4. super uber vain.
5. very sarcastic.
6. terrible pms and mood swings.
7. i get the most agitated when people talk about raping cases.
8. i think i rock. dont believe me? read the next point.
9. nice, friendly, understanding, sweet, kind, patient, gentle, soft-spoken, loving, joyful, peaceful, self-controlled, elegant, generous, forgiving, faithful, humorous, humble and honest. (obviously, i am more honest than i am humble).. see.. so many good points that i cant bear to stretch them over the pathetic 10 points.
10. sharon = vision of beauty. bet you didnt and didnt want to know that.
9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART...
1. buy me loads of lip glosses.
2. tell me ghost stories that are able to put me to sleep.
3. be humorous so i can laugh my wrinkles away.
4. tell me that i am more beautiful than your ex-girlfriends.
5. be my punching-bag.
6. be faithful to me.
7. love animals and agree that killing them to eat them is ultra-cruel. (no, you dont have to be a vegetarian to agree with me)
8. never, never comment about my complexion or weight. (those are sensitive issues. they lead to me being as agitated as me listening to raping cases)
9. aiya, make me a tai-tai la.
(FYI, all of the 9 above points are made up.)
8 THINGS I WEAR EVERYDAY
1. make-up
2. contact lenses
3. earrings
4. my ling-ling-ling bracelet
5. also, my ling-ling-ling necklace
6. lip gloss (i consider lip gloss separate from make-up because it is so essential)
7. retainers at night (wrong spelling?? heck.)
8. wig (and you thought my hair was real?)
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME... (huh seven???? i can easily name seven hundreds of them)
1. spoilt children.
2. lies.
3. people who try to judge me.
4. construction noise.
5. work.
6. zits.
7. piercings at undesirable places.
6 PLACES I HAVE VISITED...(for today)
1. amoy.
2. office desk.
3. office toilet.
4. office break-out area.
5. office pantry.
6. tanjong pagar mrt station.
(okay i didnt go anywhere la)
5 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE...
1. eat loads of chocolates.
2. go to japan.
3. to get married, maybe?
4. thank my parents.
5. kill someone i want to kill.
4 THINGS THAT SCARE ME...
1. cockroaches. (okay, they dont really scare me. they disgust me)
2. ghosts.
3. pimples.
4. death of loved ones.
3 THINGS I DO DAILY...
1. work
2. sleep
3. work
2 THINGS I AM TRYING TO ACHIEVE RIGHT NOW...
1. my tai-tai dreams.
2. efficiency.
1 THING I AM TRYING TO CHANGE...
1. nothing. (actually there are loads of things i wanna change. but since they only ask for one, i have decided to put 'nothing' and pretend to be satisfied)
loves pretty things
- 8:06 PM
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Sunday, May 27, 2007
| How to make a Sharon |
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts silliness
3 parts instinct |
Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
loves pretty things
- 9:44 PM
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