Friday, July 28, 2006
this is gonna be a long long post. so if you decide to stop reading now, really, i wont blame you.
okay i will start with what happened on tues, during the company law presentation group meeting. clemence and i were teasing serene about *ahem* all the way and then serene and i suddenly talked about our business law presentation last semester.
sharon: wah lao. the blaw presentation was like shit man.
clemence: who was your tutor?
sharon: low lih jeng
clemence: who's that?
sharon: an adjunct lecturer. my tutor was supposed to be damien horrigan but he went back to hawaii, so this woman took over.
clemence: you mean that 'pa-jiao' bitch????
(actually that lecturer low lih jeng just had one lazy eye and couldnt look straight that's all)
sharon: -.- haha ya.
clemence: wah lao! she's a bitch lah! *(@$)@&%)@&&%^@*^@)%^@!)%)*@^%*)!%
sharon: haha what happened? she was your tutor also ah?
clemence: she's damn bitch lah! during presentation, we came in late. then she said,'when you all go out to work, you cannot be late! you dont make your boss wait for you! here, i am your boss! you wait for me! i dont wait for you!' like its our fault that the previous tutor let us off late right? she's so (@&@&&@&^$ lah! ask her to look at me straight into my eyes and talk to me lah! you know its very irritating or not?
sharon: hahaa! its not her fault what!
clemence: but she's damn irritating! it's so rude lah! imagine i am talking to you and i am looking at serene!
sharon: she didnt want that too what!
clemence: you know ah, its super rude. there was one time when i was talking to my friend. then i saw her looking at me with her that one eye. then in the end she was scolding another person! it wasnt even me she was looking at can?! ask her to stare straight into my eyes lah!
immediately after saying that, as if it was a reflex action or something, he jerked his head up, covered his eyes with his hands, and EXCLAIMED, 'oh my god!!! sorry!!! i dont want retribution!!!'
serene and i both burst out laughing can?
he then asked me,'are my eyes alright or not? i heard that you cannot laugh at people one or you will get retribution!'
i told him,'ehh your eye looks a bit funny now'
he was like,'dont scare me lah!'
hahaha
then on wednesday, i had my napfa.
i had agreed to take the test 'coz i had heard that it was compulsory and that if we dont take the test, we would not be able to collect our graduation certificate.
so, on that day, i wore my s&w shirt with jeans and went to school. upon reaching school, my classmate told me that she had asked some lecturer and confirmed that napfa is not compulsory. i was like 'SHIT, NO!!' then she asked if i was still going to take the test. i went, 'of coz lah! i wear until like that all the way from home. embarrassed like anything. how can i not take?!'
cool or not?? i WILLINGLY took napfa!! imagine me without mascara/blusher/powder and went for the test!
almost my whole class went actually. and i realised that i didnt bring a hairband cos mine was broken. so i had to pin my fringe up with 2 black pins. those lousy pins.. couldnt even stay on my hair. they were falling off right after the standing broad jump.
oh ya, standing broad jump. jump my foot man!
you know, i was so fortunate to jump a distance of 160cm (passing-156cm) but all the rest jumped at least 170cm. some even went further than 200cm. you call that jumping??!! they should call that standing broad FLY can?!
after the 5 stations, we were all sitting there waiting for instructions for the 2.4km shit run. the instructor asked twice,' anybody not feeling well??' i was so tempted to raise my hand can?? i mean, 2.4km know? if not for the fact that i passed the 5 stations i would have left.
the 2.4km run was crap. i felt like DYING man!! after the 4th round, i naturally slowed down and walked. serene just kept pulling me to continue jogging. i told her,'i cant! i am going to die!' she answered,' you are not going to die!'. and i continued jogging for another half a round and walked again for less than 30 secs. then jogged and walked and jogged and walked. and i passed! all the way i kept up with serene. see? now you know i must have ran like mad.
last night, serene checked her napfa results, they failed her coz they recorded her (and also my) 2.4km timing wrongly. i still passed coz i am younger i think. they recorded our timings as 17plus mins. serene saw the timing when we reached. it was 15plus mins, not 17plus! so serene was so pissed with the timing shes going to talk to the person-in-charge on monday. i can be sure that it wasnt 17mins too even though i didnt look at the timing, coz the passing timing is 17mins. i remember serene and myself standing near the track after 2.4 for about 1 min or something and trying to cool down. i know that becoz i remember myself thinking if i should call an ambulance to save me. as we were walking up towards the sports hall, i heard the instructor at the track shouting for the rest to stop running coz the time was up (17mins) and all the rest would fail. so we couldnt have reached at 17plus mins.
and now, my thighs hurt like mad. when i sit down, stand up, squat down, take the stairs, i wanna die. denice said i am now like an old woman, which is true! now i cant even sit down slowly. the moment i try to sit down, i will fall right into the seat as if my butt is too heavy for me. and everytime i stand up or take the stairs, i cant help it but to wince a little. =( sooo painful!!
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- 5:51 PM
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Sunday, July 16, 2006
i went to the zoo yesterday!! the last time i went was 2 years ago. this time, i took a lot of pictures!! zoo is so nice! everybody should go there!!!
the entrance to the zooooo!!

this is a very big and retarded-looking fish!


hippopotamus!

err i cant remember what are these..

reptile!

this is the proud-est-looking lizard i have ever seen.

ahh! we blocked the kangaroo!




emu is feeling itchy.

old aunty trying to peep at the emu.

she looks like she's 14.

kangaroooo!!


den told me this box is for them to bring the animals over to the zoo.


then we took pictures with our own friends.


now, your friends - the baboons!

elephanteeee.



the real elephants.




jackass penguin

denice's seal..

and mine.


den said i look like i was in thailand because of this i-dont-know-what-its-called.


its a meerkat! its damn cute and it constantly seems like its curious of its surroundings.


the miniature horse that was pissed off by den.


baa baa brown sheep, have you any wool?


it gave us an unfriendly and loud 'moooo' when we went close to it.

i was very far away from the goat 'cos i was afraid that it would bite my face.



sexy pose!

sun (and chao-ta) bears!


last picture! goodbye mandai zoo!

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- 8:46 PM
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Thursday, July 06, 2006
has anyone seen my red shaker pencil??
it's very important to me!!!
it looks something like that, except that its red and its very old. please, if you have it with you let me know!!
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- 7:14 PM
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you see!! hello kitty is soooo cuteee!!
this is from toys r us!!
so cute that i couldnt resist taking multiple pictures of it!!
those who bet on the world cup, you should consider buying this to make me happy instead of throwing money to the singapore pool. (is it singapore pool?? aiya. nevermind)
but i am serious. look!!!

(and guess who's behind hello kitty?? no, not me)

muacks!! she kissed me!! muahahaha!
hello kitty seems to have tears in her eyes. tears of joy, maybe? =)
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- 5:14 PM
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