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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

out of the 91,764 rules in the Palace Of Meanies (ruled by Queenie Sharon), i shall list out some of the most important rules.

Rule #03:
The Queen is always right, no matter what.
Rule #916/917:
The Queen can amend any rules, or add new ones as she wishes.
Rule #72:
The Queen is perfect.
Rule #22,532:
Pink is the nicest colour existing. (no arguments allowed)
Rule #55,005:
The Queen can execute anyone with the big choco cube whenever she likes.
Rule #8,245:
Always remember, the Queen doesnt kill. It is the executioner who kills.
Rule #756:
No matter how atrocious the Queen's grammar is, it shall always be accepted as correct.
Rule #47:
The Queen's height is acceptable.
Rule #123:
Nobody shall ever mention about the new pimple that grows on the Queen's face.
Rule #11,111:
The Queen is not stupid or blur or slow or retarded. In fact, she's the smartest person on earth.
Rule #5,242:
The Queen is never unreasonable.
Rule #124:
Chocolates are the best things ever created (after the creation of the Queen).
Rule #81:
The Queen can do whatever she wants.
Rule #467:
Any mistake made in the rules numerically (in case, the Queen forgets a specific rule number) shall be ignored forever.
Rule #11,778:
No matter how the Queen falls down (on ground, or down the stairs), it is always glamorous.
Rule #215:
The Queen is knowledgeable. If there is anything that she doesnt know, that specific thing is not important enough for her to notice.
Rule #45,223:
If the Queen doesnt understand the joke you make, it is not a joke.
Rule #22,452:
Any attempt to hurt or injure the Queen, is considered as an attempt to murder her.
Rule #373:
The Queen's subjects should never think of weird birthday presents for her. (that includes the thought of getting her 18 cockroaches presented in any form or colour)
Rule #134:
The Queen is not childish - at all.
Rule #1,356:
The Queen behaves gracefully.
Rule #74,376:
The Queen is strong and brave.
Rule #713:
The Queen is not vain. She is just staying youthful.
Rule #71,356:
Any mistake the Queen makes shall be mentioned to her discreetly.
Rule #145:
Tall uncles with smelly armpits shall never be allowed to board the trains.
Rule #81,245:
People with GPA of more than 3.9 are freaks.
Rule #27:
Sorry, but no petitions are allowed.
Rule #13:
The best way to thank the Queen is always a box of Royce chocolates.
Rule #16,356:
The Queen doesnt spend too much money on facial products.
Rule #14,643:
People dressed up as monsters on the streets on Halloween are disgusting.
Rule #15,777:
The Queen's rules are not crap.
Rule #77,235:
The Queen doesnt, in any way, look like or resemble Ru Hua.
Rule #5,135:
The Queen is not self-obsessed.
Rule #91,764:
The rules are never too many.

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