I know, I know--I'm talking about bathroom stuff again. "sigh" Well, when you live in my house, with my kids and my fabulous hubby whose initials are GAS, that is something that you talk about--in appropriate ways and at appropriate times (well, we try anyway!) It doesn't help that Penny often announces that she has a "poo-poo pants". I think she announces it every time she pees, poops, or toots. We tend to hear it often. The boys think the word "underwear" is the most hilarious thing every. We are working on it. But I digress.
This is about me. Me Me Me. Being a mom is a selfless kind of job--there is very little of you to go around and you don't have much time for yourself. Sadly, my bathroom time has been infringed upon way to much in the past three days and I just feel the need to share.
I didn't need to blog when two of my children came to find me and ask if they could have a snack. "Can you wait until I'm done in the bathroom and then I'll come and help you? Thanks."
I didn't need to blog when one child repeatedly called over and over and louder and louder while I kept shouting at higher and higher decibels in return "I'm in the bathroom!" The emergency? "I didn't know where you were."
I didn't need to blog when, while visiting a friend on Sunday, her sweet daughter appeared in the bathroom to chat about how she was going to "share one of her things with Micah because he didn't have any and she had four."
I didn't feel the urge to run to the computer when the phone rang-twice in three days while I've been sitting.
Spilled cereal--nope. Penny climbing on the counter--nope. All of these seemed typical, normal, everyday. Marion delivering my eggs this afternoon--nope.
What happened today sent me over the edge. I've been mentioning to my family that I would really just like to go to the bathroom in peace. In fact, I tried this morning and was bothered too much so I asked Gary to stay a few minutes before leaving for work so I could "quickly do my business". Is my language bothering you? Sorry. No, this afternoon took the cake. I quickly went--I announced it to the kids "Hey, I'm going to quick use the bathroom. I'll be right back." When I came back, there she was. Penny. Bent over the kitchen floor with the syrup bottle in her hand. She is so quick that stinker. She had poured most of the bottle out and was eating it. I grabbed her, took the bottle away, and sent her out of the kitchen so she wouldn't play in it anymore. This was not the best strategy, although I'm not sure what would be. I had syrup on my shoes now. What was worse is that she had syrup everywhere and was walking around the house!
The floor has been mopped four times already (still sticky spots), the rug is in the washing machine, Penny's hair is in tangles, her dress was on the floor and got stuck on a shoe that carried it around a bit, I'm finding random stickiness on Penny and on myself and syrup is on the grocery list. I'm anticipating finding most exact spots of syrup on the carpet when the ants show up tomorrow. They have a very keen interest in syrup. Her hair, dress, hands, legs, feet, chin. . . oh it was one sticky (and adorable of course) event.
I'm laughing now, although I still would just like to be able to go to the bathroom in peace.