Our girl is back.....

and we are so happy! I wonder what kind of present she brought us.
Hopefully it will be something yummy.
Hmmphf! All I see in here is dirty laundry!
BLU, we were ripped off again! There are no pressies!
Somebody's gonna pay for this!
I think I will leave a little pressie of my own for the girl.
Let that be a warning to you.
If you ever leave again you better bring us something good!

Does this look happy?

Or this?
Know why we are so unhappy?

Just look at what is on our table.
Will a closer look help?
Just where does she think she is going this time?

Hitting the bottle....

I discovered the coolest toy today!
It's fun to throw and bite....and it makes lots of noise.
How come I didn't know about this toy before?

Payback time!

This is how I got my revenge on the girl for stacking toys on me while I napped.
First, I waited for her to fall asleep. Then I walked up to the bed and BARKED really loud at her. For no reason. Just to get her back. Then she fell asleep again. and I BARKED really loud at her. I did this a few times so she would be fuzzy when she woke up.

Step 2 of my revenge was to put a hard bone on the floor. This is when she steps when she gets out of bed in the morning. She was really tired (from my barking) and stepped on it. hehehehe.

In case she missed the bone on the floor, I had a back up plan. I put the sharp dinosaur shank in her slipper. She saw that one though, and didn't get poked.
For my final revenge, I waited until she made her bed.
Then I jumped on it and made a mess of the covers again! heheheheh!
Now that she's learned her lesson, I'm going to enjoy my bone! And it tastes so sweet..... or is that the taste of revenge?
~~BLU



Poor BLU, she has sooooooo much to learn about revenge. I don't think that taught the girl a lesson at all. Now I'm worried that she might try putting toys on me when I sleep. So..... Here's your warning......
Stack toys on me and I will barf on your rug.
There's plenty more where that came from, so consider yourself warned, my girl.

~~Comet

New toy box

....and it appears to be me!So much for trying to take a nice relaxing nap!

Just wait til the girl goes to bed tonight. Payback time! hehehehe

Best. Treat. EVER!

OMDog!

You would never believe what kind of holiday treat we got!

Our girl made us a corn dog sundae!We never knew such a yummy thing could exist.

But it does!

Hot yummy corndog.
Cold ice cream.
All mixed into one delicious treat! Which part should I eat first?

Making sure to get every drop....

Maybe there's some left in the girl's cup too.

Comet, the cupped-nosed dog goes for the last drop.

And BLU tears it open to get every last bit!

Even though we had scary thunder and fireworks, this was the best 4th of July ever!

Happy 4th of July!

Thanks to the great sleuthing of our friends, Comet found his head. Now he's trying to blow it off again with fireworks! Happy July 4th to all of our friends!

We're not looking forward to the fireworks tonight. They make lots of loud bangs and the sky gets bright. Hmmmm....maybe that isn't so much different than the thunderstorms we had last night. We didn't like those either. Hopefully we will get to eat a hot dog or something to make up for the scary noises.

Decapitated?

Warning!

Gruesome pictures ahead.

Or not a head?

Not only has Comet lost his mind, he's lost his whole head!

What a freak!

All out of food

Our girl fed us the last of our food for breakfast on Saturday morning. She was supposed to go to the store and get us more food, but she was still sick and didn't feel healthy enough to leave the house. Guess what we had for dinner Saturday night?BISCUITS!!!!
hmmmm.... I guess we could forgive the girl for running out of food.
She felt better today and bought us "real" food, so we wouldn't starve to death.

It'Snot Fun!

The girl has been home for the last three days. But do you think she played with us? NOOOOoooo!
She just sleeps, makes honking noises with her nose, and sounds like she has kennel cough. That'SNOT fun!!


And, to top it off, every day she fills this can with all sorts of tasty looking tissues. And I'm not allowed to eat any of them!

Maybe she will stay home tomorrow and actually play with us. Or at least let us eat a tissue!

Ice Ice Baby!

It's hot here.

And I'm lazy.

I'm just going to sleep all day and eat ice.

Refreshing! But not enough to move.

ps.

Sorry that we haven't had much of a chance to visit any of our friends. When our girl isn't working looooooong hours, she is hogging the computer to plan a vacation.

A vacation! She already goes away too much!

{edit: she's not leaving yet, she is just booking everything right now}

Yard patrol

Now that I got rid of that pesky cat (the mean girl didn't actually let me eat it) I decided to patrol my yard to see what other intruders need to be eliminated. Follow me. Let's see what else I need to get rid of.There were a bunch of sparrows.
Mourning doves.Pigeons.
Gila Woodpeckers.

And some lizards.
But not any more. hehehehe.

mmmm..mmmm...good!

Guess what! BLU solved the kitty problem.

Kitty.. Kitty... Bark! Bark!

Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
Kitty Bark Bark Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
Kitty Bark Bark Kitty Kitty Bark Bark

Oh you pretty
Kitty Bark Bark,
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
We hate you.
And, oh
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our neighbor’s yard
Oh what a chasing time we'll spend.

Bark Bark
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
Our fine four legged friend.
Bark Bark
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
Our fine four legged friend.
Kitty Bark Bark
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark
Kitty Bark Bark
Kitty Kitty Bark Bark