N O T.......

Hit Parade

The party went off flawlessly.

Mercedes was totally surprised and very happy to see everybody.

I know it's kind of hard to tell from these pictures, but we really had a good time.

I normally would have taken lots more pictures, but it was kind of crowded and hectic.

Plus....I had to eat!

The food was awesome!

Weeza showing her best side....

If you look really hard you'll see that the little fireman is

"putting out the fire" with his stream of "pee"!

Yes, I find that funny.

I'm in fifth grade.

yummmmmm......

Veggies!

Oh, please!

Look at Weeza's face!

Somebody caption this picture for me!

I have cute friends.
That's Mercedes next to me.

Pissy and Weezer plan a surprise party... *

Heifer,

Just wanted you to know that I checked on Mercedes's appt time (with Jess) for Thursday. It's at 10:00 so she should be finished by 11:30. Perfect!

Then I sent Mercedes an email to remind her about lunch and how much we're looking forward to seeing her.

Do I get a gold star?

~your Mexican


If you were my Mexican, then you would be at my house coooking me
dinner and dancing around a sombrero (spell) naked.

Thanks for doing that. You da bomb you sexy beast!!!!

Lunch was fun!


*sigh* always with the stereotypes.

IF we cook for you , we're NOT required to do so naked.

Unless you pay us extra of course.

You're welcome.

Lunch WAS fun!



*the only emails from today that would suitable for public viewing. Emails I sent are in purple.

*Note* some names have been changed to protect the mentally challenged....(namely ~Weeza).

Easter: the rest of the story

Things started out calmly enough....

yes, these are my bug-eyed sunglasses purchased in
NYC last summer. I've decided I like them.
Shut up!

The cake was a hit.

Classic!

awww...never too old for an Easter bunny

what Easter cookout isn't complete without the 'po-po' being called?
No, they weren't called on us.
It was other warring factions of picnic-ers.

We crack us up..

and now.....

the "money shot"

I know.

All you gals are jealous and all you guys want me.

*sigh*

It's hard being this hot.

and because I know this is the first song that came to your mind when you saw
this picture~
here's the video.

Easter: so far

....so yeah...I'm sitting here
thinking that "The Ass Family" was
starting to get a little old.

Decided to do a little photo essay of the day
so far...because I'm waiting for a cake to cool

Yeah.
I'm baking a cake.

AND
I have photographic evidence to back it up!

See?
Told ya!
Proof!

store bought cookies in case the cake is a flop

-of course I'd wear pink to bake an Easter cake..
Duh!

nothing says
"resurrection of Christ"
like a Stephen King movie

Buster is way into the day
(at least his blankets are pink and green)

as is MoMo

C'mon!
Y'all knew I'd break into those cookies!

Going to meet Weezer at the park.

Hope everyone is having a wonderful day!

For Rat.....

he said to post something 'cuz he was tired of looking
at that chick's ass.

Maybe he'll like this better.

Bum Bum

Got home from my travels this afternoon.

The drive took me freakin' FOREVER because I have to drive the speed limit now.

Don't ask.

Anyway.....

here's a video of this 19 year old Brazilian chick and her amazing ass.

Enjoy.

The things I do for you people.....

like go out to take tornado pictures on a Saturday afternoon...

if you look really hard, you can see the bathroom in that loft

hope no one was home...

I guess you look more official with a tripod

I liked that this umbrella stayed upright

Centennial Park in downtown Atlanta.
I expected it to look worse.

Random Atlanta pictures

So I'm in Atlanta again.

I know.

I should just move here, right?

Anyway....
went to Lennox today just to go to Sephora.

While I was there, I had to pee (of course)
so I went to the bathroom in Macy's.

This is the first thing I saw:

...a Dunkin Donuts box under the sink.
No, I didn't open it to see if there were any donuts left in the box.
But can you say "random"?
Probably some chick's quick "binge and purge".....

Later, GA Belle and I ate at 'Crescent Moon'
in downtown Decatur.

this is what I had....
I'm all about breakfast for dinner.
*note* I did NOT eat the biscuit


Of course after all that food, we had to come home and put pajamas on....

our hands...

Can you say "ebony and ivory"

I SWEAR GA Belle is my child.

I was there when she came out.

I think maybe I'm spending too much time
in the tanning bed and GA Belle needs to get in one....

My new "Minnie Mouse" pajama pants
(as GABelle calls them).
Y'all know I couldn't resist buying them.
That 'Dunkin Donuts' bathroom was
right next to the sale rack in lingerie.

Oh. My. God.......

Have y'all seen this?!?!?

Sheriff: "Woman sat on toilet for two years"

By ROXANA HEGEMAN, Associated Press Writer 26 minutes ago

Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

'nuff said

Beach pictures

When we arrived Thursday, it was cloudy and very windy....
hence, the hood

We counted 17 dead jelly fish during our 45 minute walk

We went to this tacky souvenir shop

where I saw this awesome t-shirt

...then we ate some fresh mahi-mahi at our favorite restaurant,
The Bayside Grill

pool area of the resort

It was actually sunny Friday morning
I laid out by the pool for 3 hours.

*sigh*
view from our room

I'm going to Gulf Shores!

See y'all Monday!