hiatus for promos

i'm on hiatus for a while.... got promo exams

Funny - 小学生造句

I found this at a forum (http://http//forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?t=1718458) It's ultimate sibeh funny till you can roflmao for a long time. haha.

Funny - 小学生造句
>>> 1.题目 : 原来
>> 小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
>> 老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下
>>> 3. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
>> 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
>> 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
>>> 9. 题目: 其中
>> 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
>> 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣? ~~
>>> 10.题目 : 一 ...就....
>> 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
>> 老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..
>>> 11.題目 : 你看
>> 小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊
>>> 12. 照样造句
>> 例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞
>> 小朋友写 : 你( 好&#21527 我 (很&#22909
>> 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??
>>> 13.照样造句
>> 例题: 别人都夸我 ( ),其实我 ( )
>> 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
>> 老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
>>> 14. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
>> 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
>> 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?
>>> 15.题目 : 陆陆续续
>> 小朋友写 : 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
>> 老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
>>> 20.题目: 皮开肉绽
>> 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
>> 老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
>>> 21.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
>> 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
>> 老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...
>> 还有一个更瞎的 …
>> 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
>> 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~
>>> 22. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
>> 小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
>> 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
>>> 23. 题目: 难过
>> 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
>> 老师评语: 老师更难过 ......
>>> 26. 题目: 天才
>> 小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
>> 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~
>>> 27.題目 : 一 …便…
>> 小朋友写 : 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
>> 还有一個更瞎的 …
>> 小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
>> 老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...
>>> 31. 題目: 又 .....又 .....
>> 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
>> 老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?>
>> 32 果然
>> 上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
>> 老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
>> 小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
>> 老师: …………
>>> 33 瓜分
>> 小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
>> 老师:小傻瓜也分不清
>>> 34 好吃
>> 小朋友:好吃个屁
>> 老师:………
>>> 35 况且
>> 小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
>> 老师: ………….

acjc band riverboat dinner

Hold on before I go on... this is what happened today... 5th sept... at acsi when we were moving things...
Muhaahha... Manfred in a pile of stands. So freaking retardedly farnie. XD

It was a nice dinner. nice pasta. bad piano playing. gambling den. photo taking opportunities that come with nice background scenes. It all happened on monday night, 3th sept.
I will let the pictures do the talking.

CLARINETS ROX!

Where is Aaron?

Dr Lee. haha. The band gave him a special dish. It's on the left. Expensive and nice steak. He let us eat some cos he cannot finish. The one on the right is what everyone else ate.

csi - 'the real search'

WARNING: VERY VERY LONG POST!

CSI: The Real Search on the 31 to 1 sept was fun. haha. made new friends and stayed up till 4.30am. I know I'm wols but it was so memorable, and I can remember it vividly till now.

the thing started at 10.30pm at the Home Team Academy in dunno where in Singapore (Lim Chu Kang?? near the cemetery) it was supposed to stop at 3.00am but no team managed to solve the crime on time so it was dragged on. so anyway, At 10.30pm, we received the quiz. we chiong thru it quickly. den left for the first crime scene at the park at blk 12.

haha. it looked like a real crime scene with blood and stuff left behind. except that my group was the forensic team. soo cool. so we took the blood samples and took pictures and seized the articles on the floor like the slipper and handfone and the bench. we also did fingerprinting.

we den went to the second scene. the fight at the road near the range. on the way, we ran and i slipped on the slippery mud and luckily kept balance but janice fell but lucky no wound. the at the scene, at first look, it was very dark, almost cannot see anything. we found another side the same slipper, a tissue with blood, bloody gloves and one big big big bloood splat on the floor. yeah we did the usual. i tot it was a hit and run case cos there were water trails on the road but i later realised its not included in the scene, very paiseh. we damn sad, dunno why no find the knife in the gutter/drain. acjc team 1 also did not find. (yeah, i'm team 2)

the last scene. the stadium. we saw 'dead' people. no la. they acting only. the dead was ah hwee. of cos a lot of blood everywhere. his body got a big slash on the back, and stab wounds on the stomach.

then we went back to the forensics lab and handed up the stuff. den we waited and waited. den we got back the results. and an additional report to see ah teng, the girlfriend of ah hwee near the canteen/cafeteria.

we interviewed ah teng. she like of not much help. sian. we only noe that there was a love triangle between ahteng, ah hwee and ah seng. ah seng is third party that ah teng dun like. and ah teng is chio bu. no kidding haha. (point to note: the key question we were supposed to ask was not asked. 'where does ah seng live?' but seriously, we asked about ah seng's whereabouts but she said she dunno... stupid woman, at least have the intiative to tell us where you think he is la! she act like dunno anything abt the bf, 6 months already u noe. really stupid chiobu.)

We were lost after this. dunno where to go. we sat down and discussed for long long time. no results lah of cos. we still lost. when we wanted to go to the forensics lab, we saw a team running towards another direction. we followed them haha.

we were lead to ah chong's mother's house. we dunno which part of the story where we in. so we just interviewed her and searched her house. this time, we tyco tyco ask her where ah chong worked. she said at the laundry at the blk nearby. when we searched her house, there was 1 picture, the man in spectacles we were looking for. she said it was ah hua, her other son. at this point, we dunno how this woman and 2 other men came into the story.

we went to the laundry and there was 1 woman sitting there. we were so lost we did not manage to ask the key question. until now, i still dunno the question la. i dun care anyway ,not impt.

i secretly called darren, who was in the other team. apparently, they had seized a computer already from block 22. this was where we were supposed to go if we had asked ah teng the right question. sian la.

so we chiong there. but the men in charge of that area said closed liao. we gg le. we went back to harmony hall and we were the first team to arrive anyway. no points for that haha.

darren's team or team 1 arrived later. here's their story: they seized the com from ah seng's big big house. they went to the cyber dunnowhat lab and were instructed to go the ah chong's mother's house after getting the results back and they oso got an email report full of ah hua. then blah blah blah...they found out where ah chong/ah hua lived... ah chong was there. then the team figured out that they were twins. then they nabbed ah hua at the grandstand.

our team, sadly, had no evidence for any of these. so we fabricated a story with the little evidence we have. so we discussed a bit. den we let nat do the final report cos we all sian liao. she copy a bit of team 1's report anyway.

den we were given free sleeping bags. so nice haha. so everyone sleep la. 4 something liao. i talk with darren cos he say humans don't need sleep. I say I agree with his statement. then he say he everyday sleep 4am. wake up 6am. i shocked. XD The last time i got one week i sleep 2am everyday, by the time I reached friday i buay tahan already. I dunno him. He weird. Too much motivation... from where i dunno. now i know why he can complete all his tutorials so fast. he is super chao mugger. don't sleep kind. ouch. I say what if he met with accident, den all the effort wasted. He say something that I not convinced of, i dunno exactly what but maybe it was something to do with going thru and becoming better; no regrets. I dunno lah, he like those kind of kiasu singaporeans, like don't want to meet failure till the point that they may put themselves at risk of being harmed.

ok. sleep. I cannot sleep. a bit excited. so sleep at 5am or something.

7.30am i woke up. dunno why not sleepy anymore. feel like can last the whole day. Perhaps there is a optimum amount of sleep which allows one to feel energised even though its only a few hours of sleep. mine seems to be 2.5hours. haha.

After packing up, everyone went to the giant mess hall. its damn damn big. we had breakfast of cos. I broke the fast after eating at 6.30pm the previous day. There was something everyone in the acjc table would notice- eileen was high. she said that in half an hour's time she will laugh for no reason. she says her MBTI profile is introvert but she is really an extrovert. ok, now worse than extrovert since she was high. I played with words and called her Her Highness. then she demoted me to being her servant. i kena owned XD.

The whole acjc team took a picture. We went on a bus ride to cantonment police complex. during the ride, eileen was the only one in the bus who talked like non-stop to darren. effects of highness. seriously, so high after sleeping for 3 hours, unbelievable. haha.

Aditya was a monster on the bus. RAWR!
We reached the complex and went to the small theatre there. They revealed the plot and everything, oso gave a talk on how the real forensics team solved previous cases. They boasted that they had solved 100% of cases last year. haha thats good. then They gave out the prizes anyway. My team got Cert of Participation. COP. we suck as cops. ACJC team 2 got 4th. not bad. so happy for them. but really, this is a game of luck la. if you tyco tyco ask the correct questions in the game, you sure win.

Later on there was lunch. the chicken drumsticks were nice. the fish oso. ai ya everything lah! we took individual pictures with the high high police officer. it was an honour haha. I liked the CSI polo shirt they gave.

At last, we left the place. I purposely said bye loudly to the chio bu, ah teng haha. cos the name is damn ah lian name. We all took MRT home. Everyone like lived in the West. except me la. anyway, I had to go for band. so followed them. and went to ACJC.

Moral of the story: Yeah, my team didn't win anything though. But darren was right. the experience is what that matters no matter what result you get. i did gain a lot from my CSI experience. (: