Annual Gala Dinner @ Times Square

This year theme is Dressed to Kill.

WTF......Br IT ney ?

Honest to god, if I saw this walking toward me in the night, it would take about 3 seconds to convince me it was alive before I tried to chop its head off. If you saw this in the jungle, you would throw a net over it. Then poke it with a stick and jump back startled when it spoke. Then you would probably ask it for wishes. Never in a million years would it occur to you that it was human.

People who live at the bottom of the ocean aren't this pale ! *shudder*

Am I see things or is it really TRUE?

RM9.99 for an air ticket to Manchester? *slaps face twice to check whether it's just a dream*

*pinch cheek again to confirm*

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Thank you Mr Fernandez, you're a God send.