Emode VS Quizilla

Ok, do you honestly think that Emode backs up all its quizzes with psychological proof? I'm sure there is some hard up, down on luck, prick of a psyhcologist who would back up a quiz like Santa's Little Helper Test for five quid. And i'm sure he put alot of thought into whether you wanting to be an elf has some severe impact on the type of grandparent you would turn out to be when you are 85

Oh please.

There is a reason why most of us take these quizzes and that is for FUN and that is EFF,YOU,ENN for all those who have no concept of it.The reason why we take quizzes like Santa's Little Helper Test is for fun! That is precisely why, even in Emode, these are classified under FUN! So heaven forbid, that i take a test like that as it has no psychological backing or what so ever, thereby making me vulnerable to some rare form of Alzhiemier's which has yet to be discovered.

And yes, i do understand the questionable value and the reliability of these quizzes but dammnit, these quizzes have disclamiers attached to them stating that these quizzes have actually no scientific backing and are in no way responsible for your delusional thinking that being a bug eating rat moth in your past life has any effect on this one. And if you have ever taken The Gender Test by thespark.com, let me tell you that i have been male three times over and it has no bearing or whatsoever on my current lifestyle.

And the fact that the test, "What swear word are you?" attests that i'm a Fuck does not mean i abstain from using other swear words. Sadly, i'm still likely to say "Go get a life, you self serving ass. What a Prick!". I would also continue swearing in a multitude of other languages, like "Jodete"" Merde!""Puta" and henceforth. I would also like to point out, that most of us who do take these tests have more of a spine than to believe these quizzes actually have a significant bearing in our lives.

Also,
Last time i checked i was still female (just to clear a few doubts) and also that it was MY BLOG! So technically, i have the right to put up what i want and if i want to fill up my blog with meaningless quizzes because i'm a no brainless twit who does nothing the whole day but online quizzes and If i want the world to know i was Charles the Sixth in my previous birth, it is UP TO me and under my jurisdiction to put the hell what i want. If I do put it up because i'm the above mentioned twit, a chardonnay drinking elitist who wants the world to know she was royalty at one point of time, or someone who happened to need a laugh, it doesn't matter to you so I suggest you either get a mouse with a scroller so your fingers aren't numb from scrolling downwards or better still, just don't visit! As a twit who does nothing but online quizzes, i'm sure i wouldn't miss your visits.

Getting a bit Freudian here
The reason why we do these quizzes and display them, whether they actually be Emode or Quizilla, is basically beacuse we are human and cannot actually get enough of hearing about ourselves. We love ourselves and would actually like to know how we tick and THAT stems from the human ego, thinking we are that Important! And we love showing off, human nature you see, so the exhibitionist in us put them up. Same reason why these online blogs exist. Why can't we simply write in a book (other than for tech based reasons)? Why have tag boards? We want to know what other people think of our blogs, our thoughts! The voyuer in us loves looking at other people's lives and the exhibitionist in us loves showing off!

*x~x~x*

Moreover, the reason why there are Quizilla quizzes floating around is simply because Quizilla has a code (as do many other quiz sites) that lets us put up our quiz results and i would like to point out it is optional! SO there is no danger of an axe murdering psychopath waiting outside your door because you forgot to put up the result of your 10256852th quiz.

Just a question.. is Emode any better then Quizilla because it has a nicer website and looks more professional? In fact, are we not more susceptible to believing what it says, even if it may be drivel, because of what it looks like? The chances of anyone taking Quizilla seriously is definitely much lesser the Emode, thus cranking up the favour to Quizilla?

Whatever it is, i'd rather take a crap quiz then one certifed by some stuffed shirt with a 10 PhDs beacuse i'd rather have fun then analyse myself. Floozie logic *shrugs*

Btw, please do not place much stock into what these quizzes say. You are what you believe you are and if you think that you should be A Damn instead of A Fuck, your'e right! Go to the Himalayas and do some soul searching to find out who you are. And if you are not one of those who need to do some soul searching but ARE on my hit list, i suggest that you do go to the Himalayas anyway.

And if that was bitchy for no reason, you think i give a tinker's damn? After all, I am "Fuck"

UGH! one whole entry just disappeared! and it was such a piece fo work! it was bitchiness personified!
why me? and why can't i just ARRGH! slkahdlkshf lhsaklfhnsajnsakjwqeuwqepouwque

=random banging on keyboard=

and OMG, jo wanted me to get a Pink skirt! like hello?! that's like gross .ugh.

and sadly, in a twisted perverted way, i have no right to say deb when i think i believe in "the one" in my own sick and twisted way

~sighs~

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

You are Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved!

A fine, amiable and dreamy young man, skilled in horsemanship and archery, you were also from a long line of dribbling madmen. King at 12 and quickly married to your sweetheart, Bavarian Princess Isabeau, you enjoyed many happy months together before either of you could speak anything of the other's language. However, after illness you became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to your entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, you were unsettled enough to slaughter four of your best men when a page dropped a lance. Your hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, you and your courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. You were saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts.

This brought on another bout of sickness, which surgeons countered by drilling holes in your skull. The following months saw you suffer an exorcism, beg your friends to kill you, go into hyperactive fits of gaiety, run through your rooms to the point of exhaustion, hide from imaginary assassins, claim your name was Georges, deny that you were King and fail to recognise your family. You smashed furniture and wet yourself at regular intervals. Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass and demanded iron rods in your attire to prevent you breaking.

In 1405 you stopped bathing, shaving or changing your clothes. This went on until several men were hired to blacken their faces, hide, jump out and shout "boo!", upon which you resumed basic hygiene. Despite this, your wife continued sleeping with you until 1407, when she hired a young beauty, Odette de Champdivers, to take her place. Isabeau then consoled herself, as it were, with your brother. Her lovers followed thick and fast while you became a pawn of your court, until you had her latest beau strangled and drowned.

A severe fever was fended off with oranges and pomegranates in vast quantities, but you succumbed again in 1422 and died. Your disease was most likely hereditary. Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges.


Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

3 weeks left for school and i feel the pressure mounting but i cant do a damn thing about it! i can't bring myself to do a damn thing. i can feel myself being such a slob but i can't help myself, i just can't do anything! i've got SO MANY things to do and i worry myself to almost death but i just won't get off my lazy butt to do anything. ITS SO IRRTATING AND PRESSURISING. ugh. i hate that feeling. Like a lid closing on you and you find it harder to breathe. Your breath come sin shorter puffs and you feel the panic welling up inside and you try to tamp it down and it just oozes out anyway and you think of all the worst possible scenarios and how horrible it could be and then all you want to do is run away but you can't because you are too lazt to get up. What a horrid feeling.

Btw, Jonathan , i'm not dumb. i know what you did. but revenge is sweet. :] have fun

juz watched The fast and the furious and 2 Fast 2 Furious

man , i just love those shows :D

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever change
Can I change
Would I change
Or am I always gonna be the same
I blame the world for making me such a freak
But the world wants to blame it on me
(my life is twisted)
-Crazytown-Darkhorse-

What happens if my life is just full of wasted oppurtunities becuase i was just too lazy to do anything, to actually push myself beyond what i'm actually worth? Will i go through life just like that, being mediocre because I never tried? i mean, that is seriously disgusting. Really, am I going to go through life, thinking I'll do it tomorrow? but what happens when there isn't a TOMORROW! i'm scared, really. The world seems really big, all of a sudden and i feel unprepared. Next year, is the year, the culmination of my education finally will lead me up to that. The mother of all exams and I NEED TO DO well in it! But, i know myself, i'm all talk and no willpower [ which is why i'm sitting here instead of actually doing economics ] i'm scared. Really scared. I'm going to have kids someday and i'm so scared. How am I going to prepare them when I'm so imprefect myself? How? This probably sounds like i'm stressing myself for no reason but its true. I wish Reality would take cheques instead of giving checks. I haTE reality checks. man, i'm so inadequate. But yet part of me is so excited. THIS IS IT! The last year! EVERYTHING BOILS DOWN TO THIS! to whatever i want. [ well technically! ] I'm going to go somewhere and be free! I know i sound idealistic! but i DON"T CARE!!! Let's rewrite an ending that fits I'm going to be really successful ! My life will not be a life of wasted oppurtunites! It will be a life of ONLY oppurtunities

It's my life . I ain't gonna live forever. I just wanna live when i'm alive

Why am I not taking my own advice? I remember picking out my email address when i was primary six and i settled on live4moments..Live for moments..Live for the moment.. no longer is it about wasted oppurtunities. Where has all the optimism and the Life Rocks attitude gone? 5 years is so short but so long. Now, its all about how life sucks! What happened! i'm better off than even most of the people i know! I may not appreciate it now but i do know that it is..why am i still griping for the small things? Live for the moment. I will.

For a floozie, i'm damn complex :]

for the record, johnny boy, ur tagboard hates me and sadly, despite your fantasies which i REFUSE to be a part of my middle name is NOT audrey [ in case, ur a bit slow and thickheaded, which is your usual state ] i'll repeat that, my middle name is NOT AUDREY. i'm too unbothered to rebutt the rest of your wondeful speech, chinamen poser..:P

oh yeah, my brother's back in town. Let the fireworks begin.

I FEEEL DUMB!! haha.. qiong hui's aka jonathan aka chinaman poser blog is so deep and abject, i feeel like a moron but you know what, its an interesting read [ i always do know i'm a bimbo and floozie as constantly reminded..haha ]

to jonathan : loser [ add any appropriate insult here] incarnate :
Firstly,get something called a TAGBOARD, that's TEE, A, JEE, BEE, O, A ARR, DEE, and that spells TAGBOARD [ not dumbass but i'll translate it some other time] well, if you want me to air your dirty linen to the world, be my guest! Anyway, trust me, your english does not suck. For god sakes, you just look like cheena,your'e not ! I can imagine some dumbass comment which you could just keep to yourself! You are a pretty good leader, really. You really do take responsiblity seriously, er unlike me [haha] and u have so far been a pretty good VP minus the very obvious mud-slinging at other members [ ahem ] which could be done A BIT MORE [ only a bit more ] discreetly. But i guess, you being a prefect would have drawn the line at the moral highground so far above planet earth, we'll be in the next galaxy [ input variation here AKA moral highground that extends so far above the earth we would have to dump you unceromoniously on your butt [the vortex] so that next time, you won't DO IT AGAIN!] btw, there's nothing wrong with Jay Chou and just a reminder, my middle name is NOT AUDREY! so, anyway, mr-i-am-so-rich, poor people like the rest of us burn CDs because we are CHEAP [ yes, that's SEE, HAICH, EE, A, PEE ] and yes! i agree we're slacking beyond the limit to the point, where when SRJC comes around, i'll be reduced to incoherently babbling random bits of information floating around [ like the motto of Olympics :FASTER, HIGHER and BETTER] and because we are after, all dumb asses and i will bravely give up my place to let my Jrs have a chance of debating and well, because, yes, i'm a dumbass. this is starting to make very little sense and i shall cease typing before this becomes a paragraph-with-no-point. btw, i'm glad i'm extensively though, not very favourably quoted in your blog at the moment, and please! the abbreviation of student is not stud, its just sTUDENT [ i mean, how hard is it to type, student.. like hello? student, student, student, student,its just damn 7 letters!] stud on the other hand, is actually quite flattering if i was male which i'm not so let me enlighten you a bit ..


stud

n 1: a man who is virile and sexually active [syn: he-man, macho-man] 2: circular rounded protuberance (as on a vault or shield or belt) [syn: boss, rivet] 3: an upright in house framing [syn: scantling] 4: adult male horse kept for breeding [syn: studhorse] 5: poker in which each player receives hole cards and the remainder are dealt face up; bets are placed after each card is dealt [syn: stud poker] v 1: scatter or intersperse like dots or studs; "Hills constellated with lights" [syn: dot, constellate] 2: provide with or construct with studs; "stud the wall"

yay! something actually constructive! oh great! another day wasted! how nice! As calvin would say : weekends are only constructive when something completely pointless has been done

You are Greta Garbo! Stunningly beautiful and
everyone loves you.


Which CLASSIC Beauty Are You?
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kinda cool, but she's really pretty..like woah..SighSsS.. went serangoon road this morn! ugh.. like jewellary shopping.. funny i'm not grounded when my mum needs help =looks heavenward for guidance= and i hate SHOPPING for gold and saris.. like hello??! how many do u bloody well need?! sIghSs.. i'm a faliure in indian mami-s..haha



A Go Go Boot. (Haha)


What Do We Need In Life?
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yes, this quiz is a mind reader.. I WANT BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUHA JALAL, u listening????
[ or rather reading.. ]u can get boots in LONDON for thirty quid!! boots baby!


Forrest Gump!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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hey, nice.. i like forrest gump :D


You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.


What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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cool huh?! and yes, i'm trying to beat diane's record..haha

someone just told me today that i seem always happy and nothing seems to get em down. weell, i guess its true to a certain extent but Life does get me down, just depends on whether i show it.. i guess i prefer not to show the way i feel, perhaps that then people may think lesser of me and then again, maybe cuz i have never really fought with anyone..but well, sometimes, i guess i'm not lil' miss cheery all the time.actuallly, i'm downright depressing when i moan abt life..haha but it feels, weird just showing my feelings.. haha.. u would think its musing right?! well, there's just so many things to do..clearing out my closet now and was reading calvin and hobbes snippets of wisdom... how life was like calvin's? isn't it fun? or, well the comic version of it.. and he IS a pretty laid back guy with hobbes but i guess he's not lil' mr cheery either.. haha.. my prefect world is crumbling!!

Calvin, boy genius says : -

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success... ...Flat stretches of boring routine...
And valleys of frustration and failure. aptly put

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. how true!!..haha

What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking... And suddenly you wake up. Actually this is Hobbes but nevertheless words of wisdom

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. holidays never seem enough..now you know why!

You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse! oh how i wish!

I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck. dry laughter haha..now i feel better!

Obviously my body doesn't believe a word my brain is saying. this happens everytime i attempt to diet

Calvin: I've been thinking, Hobbes.
Hobbes: On a weekend?
Calvin: Well, it wasn't on purpose...

This cracks me up.. i mean, its so cute! the concept is funny

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Calvin: Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.-- Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!
Susie: "Slimy girls"?!
Calvin: I know that's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything.

Even if it isn't wise.. it still cracks me up.. ALWAYS..

Asthma

man! i 'm back on steroids which is quite disgusting.. but atleast i dun feel like dying. i seriously hinnk asthma sucks. ur not really sick cuz u dun look sick but u wheeze all the time and u can feel the phlghem [ do u know until last year, i always assumed that phlghem was spelled as flame but just pronounced differently.. yeah i know i'm dumb because i'm publicly admitting it] in u and ur shoulders ache from wheezing and i hate steroids and asthma!!!!!

And i realise there are only 5 weeks left for sch to start! i mean, we'll be year 2s! there will be a 32/04 trailing behind us and ohmygod, the debators! and SRJC com! stressed!!! totally! and my parents still don't know i'm debate pres..sighZzZ and my grades have been so down.. its really bad.. must start to do constant studying but the urge to slack around is so overwhelming! sighSsS.. so much to for debate and my life! ok will start organising myself

Things to be done during the holidays
01. make a study timetable
02. clean room and organise desk
03. study for SAT
04. get rid off unwanted stuff
05. er, study?
06. finish reading lit books
07. go watch love actually!!! (actually number one on my priority list)
08. Get gau her pres
09. Get shan her pres
10. Give diane and nuha's theirs?
11. attempt to get one for jolyn [haha]
12. early shopping for Asha's?
13. Hopefully get a Xmas pres for di, jo, deb, de, kat, chi [if budget allows..sorry!]
14. Plan BBQ for db8 snrs..[WALKER!! i need a damn budget!]
15. do db8 stuff for jrs
16. research for db8
17. chase walker for $$ for db8 badge [sighZzZ]
18. and try to party in b/w..like yeah right? -rolls eyes-

so much to do and so little time.. tiring to think abt it.. think i shall go sleep.. haha..
- Stress is when u wake up and realise you didn sleep at all-

Cb major - life is full of complecations,
commitments and organisation. You love to make
sure everything is just perfect, but sometimes
this can cause you to fall over your own feet.
A slightly unsociable key: why Cb major when
you could be the identical Bmajor? It has less
accidentals.


what key signature are you?
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i took this cuz diane did.. haha.. am musically useless... well, dun remind me ..amma wants me to rejoin carnatic. which i so don't want. i really dont know why they persist in saying its good for me. i know they want me not to have regrets (unlike blah blah who is 35 now and regrets not taking up carnatic music before she was born and why cant i be more like blah blah who started out the same time i did and why does she have to be better and its not as though blah blah lost anything! i mean, enough blah blah-s already!!) and its the "age thing" but can't i regret it on my own later? actually, deep down i don't know why i just can't take it. i know i envy the people who feel so passionately abt stuff. maybe this is mine! i feel so aimless. everyone's got their passion! its either music, studies, sports,dance,writing,singing or even guys! i mean, what is mine? laughing? [ i'm sure it will be a national sport someday :)] i feel like i'm just wandering [ok that sounds super profound!] and waiting until i what?miraculously either discover some talent that i never knew i had and market it? marry a rich guy? huh? ARRGGHH! i don't know!i hate growing up. but then again, i'd get my own apartment soon. and i KNOW that i have pretty understanding parents who don't ask much after all the shit trouble i give them but i wanna be on my OWN and that makes me sound like a A-class qualifiable brat. oh yeah, maybe i'm passionate about slacking? i seem to do pretty well with it

What Irrational Number Are You?

You are π Of all the irrational numbers, you are the most famous. You have many friends and fans. Like many people, non-Euclidean geometry makes you feel uncomfortable. You are involved in so many things that it seems like it would take two of you to make ends meet. You are particularly close to the rational number 22/7. However, you and e have been called "remarkable." Your lucky number is approximately 3.14159265

Shiny Lemur Straif's Blog

haa.. i would have picked that too.. its sounds closest to food..haa!

Happy Birthday GAU!!



have a moolicious birthday! :D

OH MY GOD!!! man! i cant believe that i finally finished it.. 3 days of pure undulerated hell as i agonised what exactly to do! but finally! my baby!!!its done! man! i know its quite dumb to like feel sheer pleasure when all i did was to complete html which denise, chieh sze, neeza, kath, nuha and fatma have been doing for ages and prob alot of other com tech pple but woah! it's soo nice!!! man! the rush i felt when i saw my page finished!! its wonderful!! haha, my life must be pretty sad when my rushes come from doing page layouts -rolls eyes-

blahrz..nuthin much goin on.. watched rugrats and slacking around..had fun last night.. like was yakking on the phone, eating chocolate, watchin Roswell [aarrgh! Max!! Brendan!!! testosterone high!!!] [star world is a boon!!] and u should try cheese on chocolate bread [u know, the one from bonjour] sounds disgusting but sooooooooooooooo nice and reading
Under the Duvet by Marian Keyes . its such a stich!! [ i dunno weder its spelt that way but it looks so wrong to me] yeah, the next time someone asks me about my life: this is what i'm gonna say :-

What, is that a rhetorical question? Why is my life so complicated? Gee, I don't know. Why is your life so fucking simple?

courtesy of Joan (Angelina Jolie) from Playing by Hearts (1998)

hey!deleted.my.old.blog.for.a.new.beginning!!.to.a.new.start!.no.more.
moaning.no.more.groaning.cuz.from.today.onwards.i'm.
brand.new..back.to.cheery.self!