Dad's Jokes

I think I can write a book about my Dad's jokes one day. Or also open a blog about it.

We were talking about beer and then, I said
me: Eh! You don't drink my 333 ah, I bring all the way from Vietnam and pay abit more one leh...
(FYI, 333 is a brand of beer from Vietnam)
So when are we drinking? You drink you MUST tell me ah...
Dad: Okay la, new year la...

pause for a moment..

Dad: How about some baa baa baa?
me: ?????!!!@#$%#%???? (for a moment I was still thinking about some baa baa black sheep.. -_-'')
what baa baa baa ?
Dad: You know in Vietnam, if they ask if you want some beer, they will say," how about baa baa baa?"
me: Ohhhhh... (and then I start to recall that, baa is 3 in Vietnamese)

1, 2, 3 = mot, hai, baa

seriously... joke of the day.

And then something very funny happened, funny to me la...

I was sleepy so I fell asleep on the sofa, and I was just behind my Dad who is sleeping on the floor. I slept from 8ish til close to 11 when my cousin rang me on the phone. Then my mum suddenly realised that I was still in the sofa and didn't move at all.

And before that they were wondering where I went? My mum taught I was in the room but my room lights were off! So she asked my dad, "did you see girl? (in canto)"
dad: No leh... I never see her..
and went inside his room to continue sleeping...

So, I wake up to talk to my cousin and my mum realised I was sleeping.
Mum: So you are sleeping on the sofa la...
Me: Ya! I never even move at all leh! I accidentally doze off again...
Mum: Haiyo your dad ah, still say, "I never see her" when he was just in front of you...

Yes, I was behind dad all the while and he didn't realise meeee!!!!!!!! Ah dui.... but okay la, he doesn't have eyes on his back la.. BUT, he can turn around one right!!! EPIC joke...