I woke up at 12pm on Saturday (the latest I've ever woken up in months, Mich it's your fault...), and the first piece of news that greets me from my mum was: "You know Glenn and Jamie have split???" Ok, so my mum reads The Straits Times earlier than me (and she was also the one who announced on an earlier Saturday morning that Ben Nadarajan my good friend reporter was featured in Scholar's Special I).
Although my hair is undone and my teeth are unbrushed, my eyes actually manage to pop out and I manage a gasp. Glenn and Jamie??? The ones who go baby-this, baby-that...the super lovey-dovey lovebirds??? I am in shock. I am in utter disbelief. I actually feel a little sad.
In the next few hours and days, people around me are talking about it. Even backstage in church the next day, when the music team was done with the first worship set.
Mich, some hours earlier, even texted me something along the lines of it must be Jamie who cheated on Glenn. For someone (and that's me) who'd ordinarily go "must be the guy lah", I actually think that this time, for once, it could be the girl.
Fast forward to today, my mum is still on the topic. And that is also because a bleary-eyed me snatched a copy of this week's 8 Days from the news stand at 8.51am in the morning, when I saw the blurb on Glenn and Jamie. Hiyah, must follow up on the goss mah... even if none of them got interviewed!!! We can also read friends' and anonymous interviewees' takes on the split mah...
Mum: "You know I heard that pretty and sexy girls usually cheat on their husbands...I think it's Jamie lah..."
Me: "Actually I also think so..."
Mum: "But I think, Glenn is also very temperamental. So maybe Jamie cannot take it. From listening to his radio show, I know lah..." [Wah, my mum very on close terms with Glenn, I see...]
Me: "Is it???"
Mum: "Eh, let me read the 8 Days leh...I wanna see..."
I hand mum the 8 Days. A few minutes later...
Mum: "She was cosying up to a Caucasian colleague you know!!! Must be her lah..."
And I know in my mum's heart, it's "Poor Glenn".
And so, that's the goss of the week. Hope you enjoyed it too. No ill intentions towards the protaganists featured. We are just concerned parties.
