a death ballet

now that we've gotten well acquainted, what say you and i take a break depart from this high-life, move on to something different, break free from this rut.
until next time, you know you've got my love.

sling.

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livejournal.com
if you get my drift.

you got your issues, and we got ours.

shelly thinks i cannot stand people with image problem, therefore i'm attacking everyone i see who shows the slightest hint of the problem.

yes. i agree. i think i really cannot stand it anymore.

once in a while, in this life time, you just have to look stupid! or ugly! or the lack of!
you can't always keep preening and be so uptight, right? and to think i thought i was the most uptight person you can ever find in this world.
wah lao, liddat you need to have a mirror and the media following you constantly!! only than will you be conscious of your every action.
smack you than you know.

1) i used to want to be a model. (my height mock me)
2) i really really hate techno.
3) i like christina aguilera.
4) i know i say this alot, but i think i'm under appreciated by the gang.
5) sometimes i hate hanging out.
6) i like my eye lashes.
7) i wish i had persued appealing for stnicks. maybe that way, i wouldn't end up in IJ, or knowing the rest of the batch during sec 4.
8) i cannot tolerate spitting.
9) i wish i could turn back time, and continue being friends with wanling.

and lastly,

10) i wish i wasn't that silly as to say 'yes' to go steady with some boyfriends.

Happy belated Shahidatul Akida!! ((:
this is most pinkified font colour that blogger provides. hope all the cake-stuffing and photo-taking made your day one of the best days this year.


and..


Happy Belated too Rizza!!
i'll be seeing you in IJ next year. ((:
i couldn't find a picture of you. so i had to resort to stealing the one that athy used for her blog.

with lots and lots of love,

slingadoodle.

Happy Belated Singapore.
it was rather tear-jerking to see the PAP members singing the national anthem rather passionately . wah, true patriots. damn admirable.

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i tell you guys, SMU is like another Umbrella Company from Resident Evil.
you don't get the same warmy vibe from SMU, like you do if you talk a walk through NTU or NUS. it's all cold and plastic/metal. haha.

they even have a travel agency along their 'underpass'.

swanky.

we went to have dinner with lester at Botak Jones yesternight at some place in yio chu kang. the little boy will be flying off to switzerland soon.
food portion was humungous. i felt like i was eating a whole cow. nontheless, it was definitely worth it. highly recommendable.




we had a nice little 'chilling-out' session by shelly's condo's pool. there were lots of reminiscing and joking. sometimes i wonder how shelly and i turned out to be best friends. she can be such a retard at times. haha.

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we painted banners today! and it was fun! fun!! fun!!!

i tried to film another short clip of me crawling. but this time, i had two swords on my back. i was mimicking michaelangelo, the teenage mutant ninja turtle. but shelly the spastic did not know how to operate my camera. -_-

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joe-chin is an idiot. a big idiot. when put together with suan ching, they are one big lump of an idiot. the two, they are like pinky and the brain. suan ching's the brain and joe-chin's pinky.

"pinky and the brain. pinky and the brain. one is a genius, the other's insane."

now that both got each other, they're starting to ostracize me. *cry cry cry.

fucktards.

tortoise

i'm going through a tortoise phase right now.
matt thinks it's degrading. i think he has an image problem.
nontheless, he still likes me. :p

why am i not born a boy? ):

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to start, i shall talk about my class' COP.
we collaborated with 12D and 12H, and decided on the idea of a food festival. we catered mainly traditional food, such as ondeh-ondeh, puffs etc. first day of the festival was simply notable. in short, let's just say, never before have i handled so much money. can't say much about the 2nd day as i wasn't around to help out. but news has it that, sales were pretty good too. just in case you were wondering where all the money went to, our profits were donated to the Singapore Children Cancer Society.


and the favourite people.
since when you so chummy with mr ong ar?

"If they can say Q-tips like it is supposed to automatically bring to mind the image little fluffy cotton swabs, then why can't Singaporeans say, erm, Maggi mee? What is Maggi mee? Maggi mee is Maggi mee la! You dunno what Maggi mee is meh? "

my sentiments exactly. when Chandler from FRIENDS first said Q-tips, i couldn't catch the joke. subsequently, after watching many American flicks, i learnt that Q-tips are none other than their (American's) very own brand of cotton buds. (you know, that little cotton-y thing you use to clean your ears?)

"..we need Ang Moh teachers in school from young to mould their young tongues to the correct accents, if that’s what the government really wants. "

mrs gopal (gore fest) taught me to highlight sentences and pharses that means most to me. and so i did.

speaking of gopal. OY, matthew nigel jyaas and sha.
she's not that bad la. (just a lil' annoying.) but that's only cause she has a different mindset! and you know how it is when people (esp women) gets old. they tend to become a little rigid in their thinking. what's more. we're from different times. she came from a time where people are less liberal, students in schools all have helmet-shaped hair and socks pulled up high all the way to their thighs. naturally, she won't be able to tolerate our nonsense.
anyway, she's not that bad. i actually learnt more stuff from her. ie vocabulary, pw formats, etc.
even nigel agreed that she's really useful and helpful (when it comes to PW).
guess we have to be more understanding and tolerating.

i awoke to this.
the buffurloon was showing off to me his cup of cherry garcia. like i can't go get my own tub of Ben & Jerry's. -_-

together with sha and kat, i had a pretty difficult time deciding whether i should go for OBS during the september holidays.
i thought the better of it, and ruled against the idea. i can risk promos!! my ever-failing grades!!!
BUT! i'm feeling so sore right now that i missed it just by this much. =(

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i need to sort out my itinery.

go school 7.30 am.
sit for SPA quiz 9.30 am.
head down to Kent Ridge 10 am.
conduct interview 11.30 am.
Shun Fu for financial matters 4.30 pm.
meet lester and shelly @ YCK 7.30 pm.

you've only got 24 hours a day sling. only 24 hours.

when the going gets tough, the tough gets going ya?

but things aren't exactly considered tough, when all you did all day is wake up, take a 45 min bus ride down to millenia walk, mug for 2 hours, and take a 45 min bus ride back home. no?

hahaha. trying my very best to sound abstract. guess i failed miserably and pathetically. i'm not too good with all the abstract stuff. i can only be subtle. i think.

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i almost forgot what it feels like. the fast walking, rubbish talking and aimless walking. we used to do that every weekend! the boys and i, that is. they would walk too fast for my short legs to keep up. i always had to do a slight run/hop in order to maintain their pace.

so when ar, brudders??!

when's the next we-must-have-dinner-together-cos-we-may-not-see-much-of-each-other-in-the-months-to-come dinner?

but than again, maybe i'm just more well acquainted with the iBook at home.
jasper's macbook and crumpler are doing a sleepover at my house tonight.
i can seriously start getting use to this.
i think, too many of our stuff are doing sleepovers at each other's house. ie:
(i) howard's CJ PE attire is at my house.
(ii) kkw's jacket
(iii) my FBT and troop tee at kkw's.
(iv) howard's surf pants at jasper's...
and the list goes on.
we should just move in together, and become domestic partners.

so yes.

many interesting things on jasper's laptop.
for instance, this :

Pussy Wagon on stage.


whoa. we go way back man.

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i don't wanna sound all fairy-tale like. but today really is a great day.
morning as usual, was packed with scouts. it was fun. funny too. played some ass-crack game called the Commandor's Raid. it's something like catching. but with strings, lots of pushing, grabbing, piling, pulling, running, chasing, etc.

had dinner at Stamford's House. some neat curry place. food was mediocre, and a tad bit pricey. we tried to sneak out without paying. but apparently, howard had a conscience. so yes, we paid for the overprice food. ( $6 service charge!! wtf!!!!!)


chilled and walked around. i would love to dine at Timbre one day. hmm..
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we met up with Jotham at Cityhall after all the walking. gosh, i miss this walking cartoon character. all his nonsense in school. doing the silly number 1 to 10 poses, etc.
i really really really miss jotham. in a weirdly strange way.

heading back to the topic, Macbook really isn't that user friendly. i tried to let iTunes, COMIC!, iPhoto, Mozilla, and MSN run concurrently. but apparently mr think-everyone-really-wants-a-bite-of-you apple here can't actually multi task. maybe jasper's ram isnt that great yet. i don't know. or maybe i need to have a few more tries at it.

oh well. toodles for now.

remember : IT'S A FLOWERY DAY! ((:

FOREHEAD RULES!!

valine is baaaaaacccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from the states!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
back on sunday actually. i just didn't blog about it earlier cos' i realise i don't have any photos of her. i lost all the photos we took together. ):

so valine, here's a shout out :
GIVE ME THE LINK TO YOUR PHOTO ALBUM!
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and i miss you chibaohong. and sandy. and esther. but let's just keep it at valine first.

see you this friday!

i've got a friend. a rather good friend, i'd say, and i like him pretty much.

so he said to me that day,

" sling, i like this girl."

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usually, on a totally different occasion, i would have plenty of funny and not-so-funny opinions to give.
but, this time, i didn't know what to say. i actually had to struggle to think of what to reply.

oh no. no no no no.
don't get me wrong. i don't have any feelings for him. me and him, truly platonic.
i guess, this time round, i am just feeling jealous. jealous and afraid.
afraid that i'll no longer have his attention, and that most of his time will be spent talking about her, asking her out, hanging out with her.

so yes, the supposedly very brave and strong sling is actually very insecure. hahaha. wth.

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Priorities List :

1) welfare
2i) friends
2ii) studies
2iii) rover

no wonder i'm always entangled.

nigel spoiled my phone today. he dropped it. okay, technically, I dropped it. BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE CAUSED IT!
so poor phone, along with the new clothes, went all wonky and died on me. my screen went blank.
eternally blind.