marina square
i went to watch resident evil with ruiteck and jun hong pang sai us because for his gf
today must book in and i stayed at home alone until i lose my powers of reasoning and the use of proper english
very hungry need to eat
rui teck ride me on the bike at night i nearly fall down because i never hold his muscular waist
resdent evil very scary got a lot of ghost behind the doors
buy shoes so i will run away from you
no one going my graduation : (
friday book out omg
a lot of weird things happening to me
couldnt fin gerald up 10 metres because i forgot to take off his weight pouch omg gerald is like a pig. no he is a pig.
burnt my plastic cover of the travel cooker because i couldnt read the japanese instructions and didnt take it out. theres a plastic smell lingering in my cabin now
made a lot of friends with 8 legs while getting f-ed by instructors at the soccerfield with overgrown grass. they now live in my swimming trunks.
failed my diving test. cmon, im supposed to be intelligent.
came close to vomiting numerous times during my sea swim with gerald. freaking waves so big. luckily i passed and avoided the sand storm hahahahaha only 8 pairs passed omg? in case you are wondering what is a sand storm, its where everyone goes to the beach in the wetsuit and throw sand in the air hahahah damn funny
pressed the red hang up button to go back to the main screen just as wanda called me. that was damn funny i think i choked on my bread. i think it left her dumbfounded, but it was pretty funny to me hahahahaha it sucks being too psychic.
and on the 27th i smuggled some stuff into school. thanks sheng yu for helping it was a BRILLIANT plan hahahahahah luckily i was able to pass off as a nj boy. or was it just because no one cared? hahahaha either way it doesnt change the fact that i am the master of disguises hohoho
anyway its 2 o cock on a lazy saturday afternoon and i just woke up from my nap. dont feel like doing anything.
Publish Post
my blog leave
yay i got blog leave before my hellweek
wtf i dropped my dive knife into the sea?!?
to think i zeng-ed my dive knife with all the freaking WD-40 and cleaned all the rust off. Now it is lost to the ocean forever. the bloody johor straits is so screwed up a condom floated into my fingers during my sea swim omg? sometimes when i look down the jetty and i see the sea snakes and fishes swimming in the sea i wonder whether they like the taste of our pee.
anyway alvin got me new booties so no more old squeezy booties. i shall own you all stupid divers in sea circuit kekekeke.
staff tony : gentleman
us : yes staff
staff tony : gentleman
us: yes staff
staff tony : gentleman
us : yes staff
staff tony : CAN YOUR ANSWER LIKE GENTLEMANS? WHOLE LOT DROP DOWN.
us: drop
staff tony : ive decided to call you ladies
staff tony : ladies
us : ( huh? )
staff tony : ladies
us : yess staff!
staff tony : LADIES, YOUR STILL DONT WANT TO WAKE UP IZ IT?
us : YEEEEEES STAFFFFFFFFFFF
freaking crazy. then, after training ends, he goes out to somewhere in the western area of singapore to play with his toy helicopter which he bought for 400 bucks. what?!
anyway our dear kent is going to OOC because he broke his meniscus disc or something while running to the toilet HAHAH. good bye kent we have one extra bed. all the best in brave block
FRIDAY NIGHT went to play pool with carrot seed japanese and officer cadet as usual we all kicked gerald seets ass stupuid fat and black ass stupid talking carrot cannot stop smiling make us all drop
SATURDAY slept till 1. went to jurong library to give free tuition. ( HEHEHE ) then came home for pizza. i am a fat slob. my tummy is bigger than yours.
SUNDAY going to sicc to swim later. my fats will make me float kekeke
ANOTHER DAY IN SEMBAWANG, same old shit again
can't let go, can't
1-2-3-1 1-2-3-2 straighten your legs, straighten your fking legs
staff koh : you got girlfriend a not
me: NO STAFF
staff koh : why ? singapore girl not good enough for you IZ IT?
me : NO STAFF
staff koh : are you virgin?
me : YES STAFF
staff koh : say loulerh !
me : I AM VIRGIN, STAFF
dammit
dammit you got me hooked on to your song
my cabin/ food galore
i sleep below. jun yan sleeps on the yellow sponge
if you look closely you can see one billion wang wangs
and bandungs and more wang wangs hidden in the top
left shelve compartment
