The universal sign of ignorance
Aah, the mighty gesture of shrugging one's shoulders. An action that says, "Either what you just said was so incomprehensible I could not understand it" or "Are we on the same page here? Or was he just speaking a Mandarin?"
So anyway, I have finally fulfilled a life-long dream of purchasing a Rubik's Cube. Yes, I finally own a psychedelic cube of many different colours and a wealth of solutions to make all the colours on each face uniform.
Forgive me as I am quite overwhelmed with emotion.
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Sniff, ok. I have been getting many tags to do. But I am oh-so-lazy. Oh and my handphone bill is overdue. I finally borrowed a PSP USB cable. I can now listen to music on my PSP and it is somewhat no longer a white elephant. Circuits analysis is one hell of a difficult subject. I am now a sort-of-artist. Been drawing a lot on A2 sheets of paper. And the holidays are nearly onto me. Not that sort of onto, if you get what I mean. I have been digressing. Here goes something (nothing..).
This one's for Ji Ming.
If you could spend one ringgit in 5 minutes, what would you spend on?
The question is, who would I spend it on? If it was at least RM500, myself. But since it's RM1 that I got for free, I'll probably just give it to somebody else.
What is your most favorite thing to do?
My thang? Reading a bloody good novel. I was about to say listening to opera, but that would cost me a pretty penny. Is the Sydney Opera House as good as its reputation?
What kind of news do you read?
Uh, Malaysian political news. And world news. Just to make myself seem learned.
What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
I wouldn't have to give up anything. I already have that ability. What remains to be seen is to keep my cholesterol level lower than the average heart attack patient.
Is there someone in your heart right now?
Yeah, probably. Wanna know who?....me.
Do you believe you can survive without money?
Absolutely not. I quote my sister, "You spend like a girl!!"
What are you afraid to lose the most?
My humanity.
What do you feel like doing right now?Drilling on some Technical Maths. Love that stuff. (I am officially a nerd. I think.)
If there's someone that you love,would you confess to him/her?
Hmm, depends on who and when I do love.
List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Aah, now this question, me likey. Leow Ji Ming. Hmm, I ain't gonna curry favour you or anything, but I have almost never met anyone capable of quoting offhand something from the Bible. Except my aunt. Another thing 'bout this guy is, girls dig him. There was this occasion this chick shouted out his name in the corridor at Taylor's just to get his attention. Wow, his attention must be that precious. I have not been with this guy for a long time, but he's going to do great in his life. I know this much is true. I'm a scary judge of talent.
What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
My list will have to be faxed to whoever made up these questions. I am going to get finger cramps just typing them. And carpal tunnel.
What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
Hmm, if I do think my other half is bad, I wouldn't make her my other half at all. See, I plan to be engaged for at least 1x10^n years.
If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?Chocolate, the food of love. "I have been used to consider poetry the food of love."
If you had a choice to be rich or happy,which one would you pick?
I'd pick to be just me. Although rich would be nice.
If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?The proficiency with which I swear.
My inability to express myself.
Happens when something or someone takes my breath away and sends it down my ass. Cut that last half of the sentence.
Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
My sister!!!
How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Sitting on an opulent throne with a queen who is beautiful in my own eyes.
Okay, throne ain't there, and I definitely see some office work coming along. But the wife is there all the same.
What is the one thing you love about yourself?
My brutal honesty. God gave us tongues to give others a lashing. And to kiss.
If you can bring only one thing along with you to another world,what would it be?
First of all, I ain't gonna be able to grab hold of anything before I die, as I wouldn't be able to know when. There is no second. But if you insist, a splendid novel. Wait, no. My collection of Andrea Bocelli CDs.
