the way to dusty death.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

heeheeheee
jus now mention bout the ghost stories rite?
not actually stories la, jus mayb some knowledge n facts
all stories evolve round my cousin who travels a lot

hotels may look cool, nice decor, good service or watsoever
but every hotel is dirty de
so jus say genting first, n can apply to all other hotels ba... i tink
some of the rooms in the hotel are permanently sealed up
bcus of...........
n the occupancy rate is nvr above 80%
for mus leave some rooms for......
reason cus is like loan sharks murder, or commit suicide inside the toilet
that y the most scary part is the toilet

sometimes can hear the furnitures keep moving, or footsteps, or even singing, laughing

those beds in the rooms that are joined dun not move or seperate them
for it have been reported corpses are hidden under the bed

then the shoes, slipper or watever, do not place them together side by side....like AA
treat A n V the position the shoes are la
have to put them like AV, one front one back
cus my cousin who used to travel alot,
said tis happen b4 to her fren

in the hotel in dunno where
they 2 person in a room
n the hotel supply 2 pair of those slipper
my cousin inform the fren not the put the shoes AA position
but she nvr listen
she jus take it off n sit on the bed...
chatting for a while then wanting to go toilet
legs touch ground
oni feel one of the pair
the other side gone.... she thought she kick it off to somewhere, mayb under the bed
she jus took the missing side of her slipper from my cousin n walk off.
my cousin ask her where is her slipper
she say dunno where mine other side gone to......
so they start looking everywhere.....
toilet, doors and behind it everywhere.......... even under the bed..for half an hour
still cannot find
so they jus like that go to sleep
morning............. the other side back.......... nicely beside each other

this time dunno go where la.......... they check in, the person gif the door key, 311, 313, 315 (number is random by me)
then take back 315, say out "this cannot"
then gif 317
313 is the mother n friends
317 is my cousin n the friends who are really scared of ..........
so inbetween the room is the cannot take de la
the friends are very scared, so they surely on all the light then go sleep de
nite time all sleep
midnite my cousin woke up to found out all the light off!
she knew her friends are very scared of ......... so it cant be them to off it
she went to check it
the light switch is at the on position
thoughts ran wild..
then she suddenly remembered last time a fire broke out, leading to blackout
so she wanna go out to check....
then she heard
children running n laughing outside the corridor
she thought still got ppl, still save
she open the door, no one there
shiver~
she quickly walk to the mother room
passing 315
knocking the door..... no reply
banging on the door........ still no reply
wahhhh!!!!!!!!
si liao la, die liao la
keep on banging,
finally the mother open the door
cousin : ur there got eletricity?
mother: ya.... tv still on
cousin: mine there blackout lor
mother: call hse keeping lor
~door close~
stunned, walked back to the room.....
remember mother is 313...... hers is 317.......... with 315 inbetween
so call the hse keeping lor
droo~droo, droo~droo
very long no one answer
funny thoughts appear.....wif someone answering the phone wif " u have come...."
slam the phone
but bo pian
mus call
droo~droo
a long time again........
this time someone answer
kk, the person coming up
wait for very long in the darkness
knock knock
the whole room light up!
answer the door...... "uncle dun need liao"
he look to the room beside, then walk off
like he used to it liao lor

tis one oso dunno where
like got a living room, n 2 rooms
the whole place veri nice....... got karaoke system
so that time they buy zhou hua jian album n play it
the song play and play while she use the laptop for around one hour more
somehow the disc stopped
she thoughts it finish, so she go sleep le
after falling asleep, she was woken up by the volume of the music
the mother n the frens thought my cousin was having fun
n my cousin was cursing them, fear that the neighbours will complain
she went out of the room to the living room, to see the machine playing with no one there
she lower the volume then walk off
rite b4 she went in to the room, the player off by itself...

then she oso the type where sleep until veri late de...... skipping breakfast
so there is this time where she was alone in the room......... the player played
she was woken up by the player, but thought is the mother on it de........so she go take shower
funny...... with the water sound.......still can hear the music lei........then suddenly she cannot hear the music, thinking the record finish le....sometime ltr then she done
jus as she walk out of the toilet, it played again

another one in indonesia ba
first nite oni the fren encounter
she got the eye that can see de la
b4 going to sleep, she took off the amulet that was given by a master
while sleeping
she felt she was being pressed on
as in something is on top of her
very uncomfortable
wanting to reach for the amulet, but unable to move
suddenly she was drag into the toilet
bathtub filled with water
the ......... grab her by the arms n pushed her head into the water
struggle, in and out of the water n struggle more
I DUN WAN TO SEE U IN INDONESIA! IF I SEE U AGAIN, I MAKE SURE U DIE!!!
she AHHHH!!!!
no more pushing, no more drowning
the bathtub dun haf water
she's not wet
but there are blue black at the exact spot where the ............ grabs
and the amulet is being covered by tissue paper, tissue paper that are being tear into pieces
so when this fren reach s'pore, and told my cousin and her frens.......
after the whole story end,
the handphone receive a sms!

WELCOME TO INDONESIA!

many have said not to go to mount ophire, places where got lot of dead rate, like puket.
some ppl drive on the roads can see ppl sitting at the road side with the head down, looking veri sian, or even bloody looks
some of them are veri lonely, wanting ppl to accompany.
and that is why alot of the accidents happens in the same area.
there a case where another fren drive pass there...... the mercedez flip n crash until ppl look at it sure know the ppl inside sure die.....for it crash n crush to dunno wad state...... but the driver is alright, no scratches no cuts
jus within a few days, another accident. the whole family died.

now zoom into s'pore ba
cus i heard a lot, n i stm de...so may forgot some
but local can la
my cousin work in the farm la, like the animal farm, fish farm or watever farm that kind
place is in pasir ris
8pm; closing n counting the stuff....
my cousin is at the main entrance area, cus that time is lunar 7th month, a little scared, so talk on a phone, if anything happen can scream n ppl will know ma
so she at the counter area, with the main entrance in view, as well as the car infront of the entrance
talking talking, she saw a white figure walk pass the car....
first thoughts, shit! illegal immigrant........n my car!!!
she ran all the way out, car is find...... cus the space outside the "shop" is small, so she rush out to the road....... look in the direction, no one.....
she sian liao.......ask the fren out then go home le

then another case, still in the farm
there is this .......... reside there
she like to wear high heel
for when in the toilet, ppl can hear she walking....
quite harmless,

and in the farm there is tis cold room
the door is like the safe door, dense heavy metal
to open or close it need a lot of strength
and it happen in the nite again
beside the door is a fake wall, n she is behind the fake door
the farm doesnt have anyone else
n the door jus slam
can hear n can feel the tremor

the farm got alot la.....
the dogs and cats all tense up and stuff like that
the door that need to kick open can open by itself n slaming
and the best is the toilet
late at nite....... 3 cubicles, last one locked, second jam....cannot use, so left the first one
another boss of the farm was on the way to the toilet, saw the boss of the fish farm driving in.....to take something
while in the toilet, making business, hear the footsteps walking into the second one........ mayb the fish farm de urgent
wanted to call out, but like pai seh
nvm
after a long time
finish le then wash hand......... knowing the second door heven open........ no one walked out..... wanted to call out again......... but nvr
as he walk out of the toilet
he saw

the car is already gone
no one else is in the whole area le

haiyo......brain dead liao......wait until i remember then post ba......

whahahaa...... back from genting in one piece
the story is veri sian..... day 2 is bout me in the theme park ba

the trip start from 9 jun nite,
9pm board the coach with a very hungry stomach!
got motion sickness ma, so cannot eat too much T_T
but a piece of korsong roti prata is too little liao la!
for those who noe how much i eat, u will know tis is nothing!
b4 the coach leave for tuas checkpoint,
i took the medicine for motion sickness,
chewing it for faster effect,
n getting weird looks from everyone.
very fast reach tuas,
found out got new system to cross the custom,
old way is the person look at the passport n see the face rite?
the new one is called "cats n dogs path" (in chinese)
(cats n dogs : above 15) ( cats = female) ( dogs = male) (monkeys = under 15)
cus cats n dogs cross custom dun need to see face or check de ma,
jus put the passport into the machine n scan the thumb can liao.
so the cats n dogs are done with the custom,
need to wait for the adults, adults with monkeys, and the monkeys. mainly monkey families
all boarded the coach,
n off we go!!!
without knowing a family of monkeys not on board yet.
can see them chasing after the coach!
whahahha!
n therefore the joke of
"those not on board raise ur hand"
"pls inform if beside u got someone else, previously not there de"
pops up.
while on the coach,
got "the lost world" showing,
and i cannot sleep,
so i took out the tibits n start having a mini party at the back.
sleep n eating is to prevent me from getting motion sickness, or getting hungry.
whahaha
crossing the malaysia custom is not so high tech as s'pore de,
no cats n dogs path.
back on the coach slowing enjoy the show n my foods.
try to sleep a little,
woke up, sleep, woke up, sleep,
until 11 pm ba,
where we reach the food court
there got 2 super duper big, long fish.
look to me like a catfish species
i would say it near to 3m long ba.
so while they having their supper,
i look at the fishes lor.
almost all the species i dunno,
except for Angelfish!!!

see! so long! jus the first nite, or rather the trip there lei.
take 5 ba

when they r all rubbing their tummy,
im hungry T_T
too bad i cannot have a meal.
then contiune my party on the coach
dunno how i fell asleep while eating.
when i woke up,
everything perfectly fine,
not so giddy,
dun have the urge to vomit
yea!
n it 2:30 am,
we had reach KL
the driver skip the rest stop,
meaning we will reach genting a little early.
ETA is not more than 3:30 am
however,
after the road tax that stop,
the driver turn into the toilet area.
whahahaha
he need it!
well, i got off the bus,
preparing myself for the worse part of the journey,
the going up to genting.
the uphill is consider quite smooth la,
n nth happen to me.
yea!
can cheong the first day liao,
dun nid to stay in hotel n rest.
wait at the lobby,
wait for 4am,
wait to the get the stupid queue number,
and to wait for 10am to check in
4am, after getting the number,
hungry.
went to buy 2 pau
eat halfway the whole group went to mac
jus follow lor.
order a sausage macmuffin wif egg meal
and got myself a sausage macmuffin meal
there, really got cents, as in 1 cents
and their mac ar, the sauce need to pay lor
after breakfast they wanna go see the hotel we used to stay in,
genting hotel, hotel highland
so we from first world walk to that two hotels la
and dunno who say wanna see sunrise
so they try to locate where is the east
while i trying to locate the north star.
too foggy liao
so even can find where is east oso useless
out of nowhere a compass appear, n the east is blocked by genting hotel from where we stood.

need more break?

as therefore we walked all the way back to first world
n found a perfect place to view the sunrise
whahahah
6:10am, visibility is not more than 10m
6:30am, it's coming...............ya rite! sunrise is ard 6:40- 7am lor
sunrise lo........... the fog n clouds cover the view!
whahahahaha
waste trip n time

ohh ya.....forgot to mention that on the walk to genting hotel, need to pass by the arcade..... can see those that oni came up for the casino, but without hotel room, sleeping on the driving seats!!!
or rather they play too much, then sleep there

then follow a few monkeys to the arcade
they play their game, while i tried the hse of the dead 2
dun like it, as too tiring liao.
prefer the one in my laptop, auto-reload
they end up playing shooting bball, and the one where the token u drop into the machine, then there is the machine push the coins n making it fall.
until 10am, they oni earn 200+ tickets
10am check in, my room damn ulu, all the way back
request to change room, then my grandmother say wanna have connected room.
with this ar, bcus of this ar, the rest at 7th floor, and we at 24th floor
from 7 to 24 is not jus take a lift that easy hor......... had to go to lvl 8 or 1, then change lift.
i sibei sian le lor
anyway.......... the monkeys pang seh me, nvr wait for me to go to the theme park.
so i first day jus waste my time there.... total wastage of time
fast forward time to ard 6:30pm
need to meet for dinner
goin downhill
knew a few monkeys scared of dogs, kajiao them liao
then continue to arcade..... one stupid monkey spent RM 180 ba, or more, without counting mine n jasmine de
all spent on the token machine lor......... in the end jus 1271 tickets oni
no more $$ liao go back to hotel to play cards
we r a family, a family of gamblers!!!
kids having mini casino in the rooms
whahaha......... loser shuffle cards n deal them, n jasmine tio most of the time.
haahah.....hungry le, monkey call parents back to get money to eat, oni to kana scolding for overspenting in the arcade.
the parents follow us to mac, eat a little n off to casino, where the rest of the adults are.
i incharge of taking them back to hotel, then off to my room.
1am KO

how bout a half an hour rest for ur eyes?

day 2
7am woke up for breakfast.
for those goin to genting in the future, dun ever go the first world breakfast buffet
food is worse
but wad can u expect, it free!
after breakfast, went to get the whole day indoor n outdoor theme park pass
for warm up took a ride (euro express), jus turns oni, no climbing n diving.
then head to outdoor de............
jus walk walk lor.......here see see..... there look look,
n found myself infront of roller coaster (corkscrew).
foolish n being brave is the same ar.
so here is the triple siao!!!
1) first thing, first outdoor game, and early in the morning
2) first time ever in my life ever play the roller coaster
3) even my cousins think im siao.............. i play alone... no one beside me!!!!!
after that i played almost everything, except for 2 major and 2 minor; space tower (sent u 30m up, then drop down) flying coaster ( roller coaster that requires the person to lie down) cyclone (under maintainance, like a mini roller coaster, jus no upside down) and go-kart (damn slow)
major means i heven try, n minor tired liao la or not so serious like roller coaster
b4 12 noon i in the hotel again lor
have lunch then back into the theme park
spotted the monkeys!!!
the parents of one monkey saw me and left for casino
whahaha
they think i can really take great care of her.....whahaha
wrong!!!
we took her to all the dangerous rides
first we played the cyclone, mini roller coaster.....with a dare!
hand mus b up in the air
whahaha
heven dive start screaming liao.......so the whole dives n turns i was laughing la........ still can remember the last trip me and a cousin was whoohoo-ing n yippee-ing while the two in front screaming
same case this time la
whahaha
after this is the corkscrew.
the monkey with the parents that go to the casino after sawing me, dun noe what the ride is all bout........ so we jus bluff la, telling her no upside down
wahahah......this time round my cousins told me got camera, i was like "huh?!"
without specs how to see???
so no photo, no nice photo where all of us pose
even if wanna pose........ then corkscrew is 10 times worse than cyclone......... i cant even whoohoo n yippee....... jus scREAM!!!!!!!!
the ride stop..... a question was posed by me.......... 1+18 =???
reply is 17
acceptable as the person is joking......
then off to go-kart
one monkey too short!!!
cannot play
tried drifting.......... but cannot.........too slow liao
then have to try tactic la........ cut in lor
but nearly kanna bash up
heng that gal complain to the bf without knowing who cut her
then off to cyclone again.....dunno y
we all whoohoo......
done le ask same question, still 17
tis time die liao
really concussion
the pic out oso no good.......
i block the person face
then they say wanna try flying coaster..... i backout
whahaha
one trip one new game
if not i die of heart attack
hey!!! i got weak heart de lei
try a lot of games la......so fast forward to after dinner
now a lot of even younger monkeys followed
first tried the euro express
the ride turn here n there, the kids scream here n there
me n the older monkeys sit behide chatting
"is there a need to scream?"
"why r they screaming?"
"what for supper ar?"
the best game indoor is the bumper car lor
hate the cars now......... they install an extra protection stuff........ with this we cannot ram real hard liao......... no fun
anyway, oso no need to ram that hard la............ inside all monkeys!!!! full of monkeys
except for a pair of idiots that target kids n ram them, not bang oni hor
so the cats n dogs of our group bang them back lor
11:30 went for supper at KFC
they kept stuffing food to me, since they saw how much i eat, n the frequency of my meals
damn full la
so stop the bumper car liao
n nth to do liao
so off to the room lor
oldest monkey jio me to thon
yet he's the second to KO, with jasmine another one that agree to thon but KO first
so left me, n three monkey playing cards n saying ghost stories at the same time
they scared until limit me not to say bout hotel ghost stories
play all sort of games
even do love fortune telling
while having fun with the cards.......... the two KO person have a damn funny sleep position.....
secrets...
too bad i nvr bring phone, so no pics
5:30 am the gamblers r back, forcing the monkeys to sleep
but the adults KO first
so in the room that are still awake is me, jasmine (cus by us laughing at how she sleep) and 2 monkeys
perform magic tricks, fortune telling again and soon the youngest monkey KO
left 3
waste more time........ n soon that 2 KO
so this is wad they mean thon-ing ar?
but quite good la
a 13 yrs old can thon until 6:30
i then slowing waste time n walk back to room.........7am!

perhaps u wanna take a shower or nap first? i really cut n simplfied n fast forward alot liao.

day 3 (last)

called out : time for breakfast!
no reply
sit at one corner n try to sleep
no use
8am
wash up
9am
breakfast, a better buffet than first world
but nvr eat much, too tired n fear of vomiting, goin home le ma
say 1pm board the coach, the coach jam at the foot of the hill
3pm then on the way home
the reason for thon-ing is to sleep on the coach
save time n prevent motion sickness
4pm reach the dunno where where the ppl buy the local stuff back
i continue to sleep
7 or 8 reached the food court with the giant fishes
eat a little then wanting to sleep again
then they start having meeting at the back
ghost stories
alot
nxt post then i post some facts that i can remember
reach custom
cats n dogs path is so easy n fast
still need to wait for monkey families
on the coach
count 25, where it suppose to b 26
again 25
then 25
but forgot how they found the last one
then blah blah reach boon lay, take taxi, 11 reach home......KO

till 3pm then wake up
4:30 start writing this blog till now!