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Nope, will not tell u who am I
i can only tell u my life is in a mess now
dun pester me
SO GO AWAY!!

Monday, May 29, 2006
w24q oni good at.....

haha...mi class damn funny la, last time even caused mi to haf asthma cough lei ( not as worse as asthma la). they last week..... haha, use pic to tok better.

there's taopok! wanna break chair n gao gay lor....

haha....dun bash mi or threaten mi hor....dun learn from that gal.....dun even noe got gang outside anot...

anyway...they today ji siao again.....

a couple in mi class spotted mi princess....when we r toking bout others.....he/she thought is mi princess....so ask mi directly lor....

sian....whole class...not all la...bout 3/5 of the class suddenly mobolise sia!!! first time they so active....some of them even walked pass her many times lor....

then Mr. K, KS n ZP guailan....walk up to her sia....kao!!!! caused mi no mood to eat liao...n somemore, ji siao princess while she using her royal meal!!!!!! nvr die b4 lei they!!!!!

ji siao finish still say she look like fac sia....( u wanna bash them oso can, if u r reading)


Friday, May 26, 2006
MAGGOTS INFESTATION!!!!!!!!

(edited, due to some threats)
wanna kill her liao.....she infest mi labby wif maggots!!!!!! clear like hell still dump some more...wth
ya...show u all the culprit n wat happen to mi labby.....


there 2 ppl here, but wun say who la....u ownself guess who fit into that descriptions below lor.... one of them is innocent, dun shoot the wrong ppl, okay?


she's the one veri quiet in class, anti-social(worse than mi). the oni place she's active, not shy, not wearing a mask, is when she in front of her labby.....there's a big difference between interpersonal relation and electronic relation.....still noe how to scold ppl lei, in msn la....

but she tio mi in her group for three days is her misfortune...haha.... everyday kanna open fire by mi...im trying to force her to open up more, socialise more and talk more.... everyday bluffing fac that she contribute alot.... haha..mus thx me >.<...

at least tink she open up a bit le la...haha....gonna intense the firing session...haha...anyway, those r tic-tac sweets :) nice, but dun spam mi anymore...i cannot intake too much sugar... thx for the sweets :)

btw...freaking edmund foo got into SIM, diploma in management studies... he will get his diploma in 1 yr n 3 mths time.....rich kid!


Thursday, May 25, 2006
im mr.complain

today i gonna complain....haha
i hate my life
i hate my stupidity
i hate my appearance
i hate my jokes
i hate my lame-ness

i hate inconsiderate ppl
i hate those who spit (unless Necessary!)
i hate those who dirty toilet
i hate those who smokes
i hate those who vandalises
i hate those that use vugarity like water(playing/joking de nvm)
i hate those ppl that cut into mi lane
eg. on the escalator, they standing at the outer part, cut into inner lane imd. after touching ground....cant they walk a few steps further meh??? like tt cus ppl to stop n behind to crash de lei
i hate those smoker( a person tt smokes through lessons)
i hate those violence user( when i counter wif violence means it's over the limit)
i hate those.........
cant tink liao....will update bah

Official Announcement

from today onwards....shld b yst la, i have became a outcast dragon.... haiz...steve kick mi out of RP Dragonboat team...having mixed feelings......happy i got more time for myself liao...sad, no training=not fit= a geek??? haiz....

steve saw tis and ask mi how to read....

Wednesday, May 24, 2006
hospital

hospital indeed is hospital; different from wat we noe. their handwriting, baik! who on earth can read? and wat they write is different from us....during science we haf to write eg. 10.0g. the .0 mus be there...but in hospital, the .0 is a wrong format to follow. haiz...having doubt bout being a doctor.

anyway, back to topic. i had mi first appointment with the bone doctor(watever their term is) waste 1 hr waiting down there sia....fall asleep many times ---> neck pain. then the doctor say.....
take X-ray. sian...1 hr wasted. i now damn weak hor...lost millions of white blood cells... didnt know now high tech liao....6 yrs ago the X-ray result was in the form of photographic material(watever the hell it was called). ya...now, it was shown on the monitor. thought would b long....kanna bluff. anyway....doc. ask mi which leg more painful...told him rite, yet he said left more serious...-_-" so he do experiment on mi knees... rite first, roll, shake, press, then pain. left one same procedures, but more painful...k i now know liao.haha
then he explained mi left side, the soft bone or watever was shifted more to the side than the rite, n nid physiotherapy. haiz... there goes mi free days...
k... last part of the consultation, he say, no running, jumping......and squating! siao liao ar... running means the charity run n the normal 5k run i can pontang la....but squat?!?!?! might as well pontang whole dragon boat training.... haiz..... painful...

anyway....they cut mi name on the name tag thingy: Tay Ding Shan Dicks......WTF!!!!! where mi "on"???? but anyway, if u ppl dun mind getting ur name get cut off, there a funny thing as well... in front of mi name they put "mstr" and alot of ppl pronounce as master!!! wah...having nurses n doctors as ur subordinates quite gd lei....haha jkjk..

poor hwee kiat....life oni fill wif chio bu....he neither in biz, nor science sia.... if he in science course, n mayb he becomes a doc. he oso haf the chance to see chio bu ma....the nurses, interns or even females doc are SO DAMN CHIO!!!! however, not all la..haha

Monday, May 22, 2006
replacement fac

todae the aussie fac, jen lim, nvr come. so we tio a (i tink he's indian). named basheer. tis guy, much more difficult to predict than jen. first meeting( PDL) was as usual, jus sae watever u wan. jus tok cock! i tink i said sumthing important to the learning process for todae, n he ask for mi name, n shake mi hand.... even beng hwee wun do tt la!!!! no fac except him wun thx someone until like tt for those who gif correct ans lor. ya... remembered his first sentence..." if u wanna eat in class, jus eat;dun make a mess. but remember the official rule: no eating in class". kao! anyway....during third meeting, he even more... like joker sia. there tis group presenting, tio all the firing by us; nah, we jus shoot, dun care bout feelings de. kayz, so they were answering halfway, when basheer jus claps and "yeah!!!!!"....nxt group... WTF....fac act like gin-na sia....we all jus laugh none stop... another one more worse....he shoot munirah sia.....saying she looking at basheer....... WTF, roflolupacls....he even act it out la.... munirah was like firing back....tis the best joke for the month liao la.......u all shld see ZP ways of laughing....

n er.... W24Q ppl help mi by putting wat i missed out in the comments. thx

Saturday, May 20, 2006
lesson one

today the day the rider receive his first lesson on how to.....
teach the dragon how to swim
haha....lame
but it true
the dragon is the boat, as there a dragon head
so those on top of the dragon r the Dragon Riders!!!!!!
however, the dragon today not co-operative
there r not enough riders to tame it
n we r noob!
there r more noobs than pro lei
both the dragon n the riders( ME) hate the water
anyway, the steer-er saw those NP galz,
n so dragon was nxt to their b4 i knew it!
haha...weird comment
those seniors said NP coach will get kidney failure sia
Ya lor, one on 22 galz lei

-_-" im getting lamer
haiz...mon u ppl will see a lobster.

Friday, May 19, 2006
emotional issues

today the 11th day i nvr see her
during break nvr see her
so thought it gonna b another weekend of no chance of finding her
sad, demoralised, sian, n watever feelings i cant explain.
even the soya bean drink oso go against mi
the person nvr put suger syrup, n it so bland
no *sweetness* at all
back to class, see fren cheong CS
wanna use it to divert mi sadness away
no mood to play sia..... jus go there let ppl kill
n oni earn frag by planting bombs
then the ironic part came....
Fabian until today 3rd meeting then tell mi
HE GOT PRINCESS' CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!
so i get her contact from him :)
n i was very motivated during today 3rd meeting
wah..... mi hope high high liao
can ask her whether wanna b mi gf anot?
when i found time to ask
stupid UT was on....CANNOT ASK!!!!!!!!
sian.....stay @ sch was a foolish thing to do
cheong to grandma hse was the best solution liao
so i wait until 8 sumthing then see her came online
OH YES!!!!!!
can ask liao
so i tell her lor
she like act blur sia
wah, like testing me
then her reply was......
















dun wanna go steady now
wanna finish studies
n so it like we r gonna wait for 6 yrs
3 for poly, mi 3 in NS, she 3 further studies
i bluffed her that i no feeling
that the feeling numb liao
she heard it became more assured
like scared i do foolish things sia

haiz.... she tell mi mayb i will find another one in these 6 yrs
so i replied her tt mayb no one else except her being able to capture mi heart
she kept telling mi she single, free, able to stand a chance
n i joke back: ya....6 yrs ltr, unless i can make u change ur mind
n she start askin mi bout horoscope
cuz SCOPIO can change her mind....







wait!!!!!!!! im a SCOPIO!!!!!!!!!!
she again gave mi motivation again sia
n so we talk...blah blah blah....
n agreed to haf lunch together,
attend talks
jio each other out
well....these r mi chances to change her mind.
so now i can oni wait patiently.
n so, the CHEONGSTER is back!

Thursday, May 18, 2006
wa sae!

dragon training realli hard sae!
yst group was down to half of monday's
they monday still say wanna come,
yet nvr appear.
hahahaha
all left r the fit zai!
heehee... i now can do the training almost without assistance
the one arm roll was the slackest one
but yst cant do it well, due to distractions
we r suspose to rest one arm and knee of the same side on the bench
then the other hand hold the weight.
the position is like tt,
we got to keep our back straight,
chest out,
butt stick out.
so while doin, the distraction came
the galz was doin squats rite in front of the bench
wah piang eh....
we have to look up lor
if not the posture not correct le
lucky the galz still good looking
wun get turn off
but pai seh lei
then during the run
a gal kept striding
until no stamina
then walk
stride pass me, then i overtake her
haiz...
if she oni noe the correct way of running
maybe she can win me
haha
but not at the last part
remember, im a sprinter hor
during the run i conserve energy
to compete with those that challenge mi
too bad i have knee injuries
cannot always take up challenges
haha

Tuesday, May 16, 2006
cheongster --->slacker

haha, s'pore realli scared of terrorism,
and was tipped off.
Cisco guards were stationed at various MRT stations lei.
yup, there r well prepared for any terrorist activity.
but hor, the prob is......
where the hell r theirs weapons?!?!?!?!?
if terror realli strike,
our own defence gonna how lian n use hand-guns combat sia

nah, terrorist part is joking, full detail i dunno

k, now back to topic
ppl complaint i nvr update often
u ppl need to noe tt im a slacker okay
at first i told qiu li tt mi blog gonna b year book
but it seems i updates quite often le,
so dun tink can b year book liao lor
but u ppl, esp. Claudia, can dun pester mi to update anot?
i oni update when i have time
and the mood la.

haiz, 8 days nvr see her liao.
now two things on mi mind,
but somehow link 2gether de
i wanna see how long it took me to become numb from lovesickness
it affecting mi work
it causing internal distraction, making mi a bad listener in class
jus now i was thinking bout PRINCESS
then gan koh ling asked me qns sia
then i used creative thinking to produce a comment
haha, sound familiar????
a favourite pharse of someone in W24Q.
second point
a contradiction again
dun wanna cheong le la
gonna slack lo
even looking for princess gonna slow down liao

psst: not everythings r true, results may varies due to time

wa sae
lots of galz join RP Dragon sia
they hard core lei.
i almost lose to one gal yst for the 5k run
lucky there's one period i trained for marathon
lose to them malu de hor
die die cannot lose to them
haha,
cherissa wanna gif up on dragon le
say too tough
she was scared by one of the gal comment
say wanna go for more sessions
however, the weights can kill me
indeed i am small-size
haha

Thursday, May 11, 2006
no motivation

three days le... so damn angony
damn RP.....built until so big
WHERE R U MY PRINCESS??????
it getting worse lor
i today no mood for lesson
but oso due to the module
visual basic lei
WTF?!
so am i goin to continue to b like this?????
or forget bout her n get on wif life?????
No....... i dun wan
y mus it always b like this
y i dun even haf a gf until now?????
am i realli that suae????
im jus a walking contradiction;
i wanna know more bout her
but
im goin to gif up hope,waiting for nature to take it's course.
Haiz
got a hunch
but it's bad
feel that she attached le
n mi hunch always r true.
SIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006
oh man!

shit!!!! im a true stm( short term memory). for every gal i interested in, I ALWAYS FORGET THEIR LOOKS!!!! im such a failure... it happen before lor! oh man.....die le, will i be able to identify her when we meet???
no...... i dun wan tis to happen. i still wan to b fren wif her!!!!!! or even closer.... :P Sad lei....two days nvr see her liao. Sad......sob......T_T
PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! u got pray de anot??!?!??!!? two day le lei...... haiz, cannot blame u. i forgot u wanna think of ur angela too.
fine..... tis part onwards oni claudia noes....haha
i shall not wait for the messanger(patrick) to help me gain access to the castle.
i will sneak pass the guards(obstacles)
using all ways n means to find my
PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hope the king(destiny/fate) will close one eye n let me see PRINCESS!
MOVE ASIDE!!!! KNIGHT CHEONGING THROUGH!

tis wat "expert" patrick n i was discussing yst bout playing toothpick game during Aloha(previous post). if dun believe, can approach patrick or me for reference.... it's colour coded, there r some emoticons, but cannot be transfer.... anyway,it jus copy n paste:
I live for T: why u never kiss
I live for T: kiss then got things to say liao
dck..[intere: siao ar
I live for T: dude
dck..[intere: how can i take advantage of her
I live for T: lol
I live for T: got look into her eyes anot
dck..[intere: ya...a bit...her eye darting bout
I live for T: lol
I live for T: muz look into her eyes ........straight then got use
I live for T: lol
dck..[intere: no chance le
I live for T: haiz u wasted ar
dck..[intere: like i said
dck..[intere: i will not take advantage of her
I live for T: that is not lo
dck..[intere: but i would like to know wat will happen if i realli kiss
I live for T: hey then don put wad ever i say to the net can
dck..[intere: hahahha
dck..[intere: will
I live for T: very pai sei one leh
dck..[intere: put
dck..[intere: hahaha
I live for T: if u really kiss ar ......................mmmmmmmm
I live for T: then u will hold for a second then look into her eyes then after that say a gentle ''sorry, i didnt mean it''
I live for T: OR
dck..[intere: -_-"
I live for T: u can jus ignore like nothing happened lo
I live for T: then u still can talk to her and get her no.
I live for T: u muz talk to her more
I live for T: then she will acknowledge u
I live for T: lol

so, angela, u will noe wat trick Patrick will come out liao rite?????

Tuesday, May 09, 2006
first time

haiz, contradicting sch life
good thing "he" nvr come

heehee, met "her" at Aloha
we r in the same group
stupid game brought us together
pass rubber band using..........
normally ppl use satay sticks
stupid organiser wanna more fun
TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!
BLOODY IDIOT( dunno who) suggested.....
HALF A TOOTHPICK !?!?!?!?!?!?
WTF
well, we lined up
irritating leader wanna boi inbetween galz
say more fun -_-"
so, she in front of me
n she gonna pass to ME!
after knowing she infront of mi,
haiz, i wanna thank u Owen(leader)
heehee
the damn toothpick was so damn short
i cant see mine, nor hers
it means the distance will b damn CLOSE
close=kiss?????
nah, we r in tt position of passing for long time
lucky nth happen
if not dunno how to face her
(i still wanna see her de hor)
too bad
we oni got time to pass one time
(game master, i wanna a re-challenge)
heehee

told jin quan(patrick)
he said will pray 4 mi
met her yst, she smiled @ mi !!!!!!!!! :)
bad thing, din see "her" anywhere today
asked Patrick, he nvr pray....WTF
haiz, forgave him
for he's praying again
wanna meet her again.
nxt time will get email address
and most importantly: Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today module was fucked up
mainly answered using excel
sian
dunno how to use excel
so no graph
anyhow give answers
i dun care le
wun mind if get a C
for Gan Koh gave me A
after complaining much bout "he"
3/5 of mi RJ is against him
wrote 487 words
longest ever
first grade she gave was C
total dismoralised.
but not now

DIAO, mus i every tuesday see May Teng?
oh man
tis dunno the how many tuesdays le
but she today like act cute sia -_-"
haha
at first thought got a gin-na walking towards mi
nah, she short-sighted
mi wif glasses worse than her
anyway, smile smile, wave wave, off we head home.

I WANNA SEE HER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
think it lovesick lei
n tis the first time i love at first sight.