Sunday, December 28, 2008

Merry Christmas

We decided to do Christmas on our own this year, since we have our own house and our own kid to give presents to, and we really enjoyed it. On Christmas Eve, Dan and Hyde and their kids came over and we read Luke 2, played Christmas songs with chimes, and sang Christmas songs. It was a lot of fun. Amber made clam chowder and bread bowls (her tradition) for dinner.

On Christmas day we slept in, had cinnamon rolls for breakfast, then opened our stockings and other presents. Olivia wasn't too excited about her stocking after seeing ours had candy in them, but she really enjoyed opening presents.


The first of her two big gifts was the Fisher Price little people barn set, which she loves. This was from Aunt Coral and it's one of the few toys Olivia will go play with by herself, so it's like a present to all of us.


Our big present to Olivia was a baby doll, which she had been desperately wanting. We had to pry her fingers off them in the store and she claimed as her own the doll our friends brought with their 6-month old when they visited. We found one that was sufficiently features-less and non-creepy looking and it's now become second only to blankie in order of importance and goes with her most everywhere.


Here's a video of her opening it (and Amber fighting the packaging to get "baby out"). She was very cute with it:



And here's another video of Olivia playing with her barn for the first time:



We had a really nice Christmas and I hope all of you did as well.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Nutcracker

I have nothing profound to say about this, but we went on Saturday to see the Houston Ballet's Nutcracker. I was able to get some discounted tickets through work and we saw the matinee. Even with the understudies it was very good and we enjoyed it. It's nice living near a big city so we can go to productions like this. Because it was the matinee, there were lots of aspiring little ballerinas there and I couldn't help but think I'll probably be back here in a few more years with my own.

Friday, December 12, 2008

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Sorry, the title is from too much C# programming. I've had a bunch of fragmented thoughts on the back burner (in draft form) for a while now, but the more I try to make a full post out of them, the more I feel like a windbag, so here they are in a list of condensed thoughts:
  • The two major economic/political theories of the day differ in how they view the "forest" of people. One side would like to rain on the forest equally and let some trees grow big and other trees wither and die to make room for new trees, while the other side would like to water each tree individually to ensure even the weak trees contribute to the forest. The first is idealistically fair, the second idealistically compassionate (and neither idealistically practical). Almost any divisive issue boils down to this idea.
  • The traditional broadcast network TV evening news is mind-numbingly stale and formulaic. It seems unfathomable to me that one network could not gain a considerable market share by hiring non-traditional anchors, allowing non-canned dialogue, and reporting on the news in more innovative ways.
  • In a related thought, radio commercials should be 5-10 seconds long and interspersed between each song. I would gladly deal with the loss of "continuous" in order to lose 5-minute-long commercial breaks. I always change the station. Is no radio station brave enough to force their advertisers to break from the traditional 30-sec spot? You don't need 30 seconds, people, your ads are boring!
  • It bugs me when I hear of "lost government revenue" due to tax breaks, as if the original tax is correct and right and the government is rightfully entitled to that money in the first place and it's unthinkable that the tax is too high to begin with.
OK, back to my regularly scheduled programming... ba-dum ching!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Golden Globes

The following are the movies nominated in some way for Golden Globes:
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
  • Frost/Nixon
  • The Reader
  • Revolutionary Road
  • Slumdog Millionaire
  • Burn After Reading
  • Happy-Go-Lucky
  • In Bruges
  • Mamma Mia!
  • Vicky Christina Barcelona
  • Milk
  • The Wrestler
  • Rachel Getting Married
  • Changeling
  • Doubt
  • I've Loved You Too Long
  • Pineapple Express
  • Last Chance Harvey
  • Tropic Thunder
  • The Duchess
  • The Dark Knight
  • Bolt
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Wall-E
  • Gomorrah
  • I've Loved You So Long
  • Waltz with Bashir
  • The Baader Meinhof Complex
  • Everlasting Moments
  • Defiance
  • Gran Torino
  • Cadillac Records
I have not seen any of them.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Snow!

Today was the first day since we moved here that I regretted not taking a jacket to work.  Yesterday it was in the low 70s, but a cold front moved in and it got very chilly walking to my car, then downright cold this evening as the rain/sleet turned into bonafide snow!  I had to get my coat out for the first time!  This doesn't happen very often around here, so I'm glad the weather is trying to make me feel at home.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Reading with Olivia

Here's a video of me reading with Olivia.  She's getting very good at repeating things.


Pictures

Here are some pictures I've been meaning to post:

This is Olivia's bee costume that Amber made for Halloween.  She had antennae too and there's a stinger on her backside that you can't really see in this picture.


Here's our pumpkin.  I found the pattern online, Amber drew it freehand, then I carved it.  I think it turned out really well.


This is Olivia.  She's a lot of fun.


This is my train set.  My parents sent out my childhood train set, but the engine was so corroded it wouldn't run.  It had a lifetime warranty so we sent it in, but it was so old they couldn't replace it (they run electricity through the tracks now, instead of batteries in the engine itself) so they gave us a big discount on a new set.  We now have it set up around our Christmas tree.


This is Olivia.  She's awfully cute.


Olivia wearing Daddy's shoes.  She's started copying everything now, from words to actions.  She copies up to 3-4 syllable words/phrases now and has started combining words ("Daddy shoes", "[throw] diaper away", etc.)


Here she is at ACE hardware (I bought a ladder) where they had some Christmas stuff.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving

I'm writing this with a full belly while watching a football game while not going to work. And those are just the superficial things I have to be thankful for.

We decided not to travel this year for Thanksgiving and Christmas so we could enjoy our first holiday season in our own house. So far so good.

We got together with Dan and family to eat here. Amber was excited to cook her own Thanksgiving dinner and she rose to the occasion. We roasted a turkey, had stuffing, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, rolls, and all the other goodies and everything was delicious. There's even a few pies still that we couldn't pack in that I will tackle here pretty soon.

It's fun to play grown-up and do these kinds of things on our own. I still don't feel like I've completely grown into my situation, but I am certainly aware of how blessed I am to be in it. I have a wonderful family, a good job, a nice house, and lots of turkey for turkey sandwiches. I couldn't ask for more.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Fact of the day

Harris County, TX has a larger population than 24 states.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Comic Coincidence

I'm telling you, folks, this happens way more often than chance should allow:

Bound & Gagged, 11/15/08


Close To Home, 11/15/08

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Google Maps

Why is Google Maps so endlessly fascinating?. Here's an airplane I found near our house:

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License plate

I saw a license plate yesterday that I thought for sure was on upside down. I pulled up behind it at a stop light only to see this:

089 XVS

Somehow my brain saw that and thought it should be SAX 680. Weird.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Thoughts on health care

I read two news items a while ago that got me thinking about health care.

The first was a story in the Daily Universe about a BYU student who found out he had bone cancer just a few weeks after his wedding. Treatment quickly maxed out his insurance and even after a fundraiser he was forced to accept government money to stay alive.

The second article was about scientists who decoded the genes of a person with cancer and identified the mutations that are likely the cause of the cancer.

The first article reminded me again of the fundamental problem with health care and why there is no perfect solution and the second article gave me hope that my pessimism is unfounded.

The main problem with health care is that life is invaluable. It's nearly impossible to decide when it is not worth the money to keep someone alive. Letting people die simply because they can't get treatment, regardless of the root cause, is not something most people feel comfortable with.

The secondary problem is that good health care always engenders more demand. Fixing a problem allows the patient to live to come back for other problems and treating the symptoms discourages lifestyle change, resulting in more health care. Treatment also increases the chance a patient will pass along defects to progeny, who will also need treatment. (While eugenics may have been popular in the early 20th century, no one has seriously considered it as a solution since the atrocities of WWII.)

The tertiary problem is that lowering health care costs encourages use of the system. Since there is a finite supply of health care and nearly limitless demand ("My toe kind of hurts, I might as well go to the doctor, it's free!"), a balance must be met that makes it worth everyone's time and money. Sounds like a job for the Free Market, but then you run into problem one.

I don't have a lot of hope for health care, because as healers become better at their trade the demand and expectations go up, without regard to cost because life should be worth more than money. There is no perfect solution, but the second article gives me hope that a shift in philosophy may at least alleviate the problem.

I think the future of medicine, to the benefit of health care, is in genetics. Instead of treating diabetes or cancer, we could alter our genetics to eliminate them. Instead of curing diseases, we could avoid them in the first place. This would tremendously reduce the strain on health care while keeping inviolable human life.

Is it even possible? Considering the advancements made in medicine and now in genetics, I'd be a fool to say it isn't. For now, however, I'm going to thank my genes and live healthy, and keep paying those premiums just in case.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Parable of the Commuter

The unwise investor is like unto the impatient driver, who when confronted with traffic watches with envy as the neighboring lane cruises by then juts in just as that lane slows and his original lane moves forward at greater speed. So it is with stocks. If a stock is rising quickly, should ye not be wary and stay in thine own lane, or in other words, with thine own reasonably priced stocks, that ye may gain when their value rises and that ye may avoid the loss from buying high a stock that may fall? Verily I say unto you, yea.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Bye

We took Olivia with us to the Saturday session of Stake Conference and decided to stay as long as she would last. I was playing with her out in the hallway when Amber came out near the end to go home. When we told her it was time to go she immediately started for the door and said, "Bye Jesus!"

She was referring to the picture of Jesus on the wall, and followed it up with "Bye chair!", but it was still pretty funny.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Agin

I don't even know if it's possible to write in words, but this time in Olivia's life seems significant enough to blog about. In the period of 2 or 3 months she has gone from a baby to a little girl and it's fascinating and sickeningly cute to watch. She will be 1½ in a few days and it's strange to think back to when she wasn't walking all over the house repeating everything we say. She's trying so hard to communicate. One word she has mastered is "agin" and I end up zooming her around the house over and over because I don't have the heart to refuse. She is just so full of happiness and joy and so good-natured it makes me sad to think she must become acquainted with sorrow. She rarely gets fussy (usually only when she's sick or hurt), she's gentle and loving (she cries when people leave and kisses everything), she doesn't argue about going to bed, and her smile and big blue eyes melt everyone's hearts around her. Maybe what's most amazing to me is that she's already her own person -- she has her own opinions on what to eat and what to do, what she likes and doesn't like -- and that I can already see she's a good person. If I get another one like this I don't think I'll be able to go to work anymore.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Roughing it

I went on my first campout with the scouts on Friday-Saturday. I'm one of 4 scoutmasters for a combined 12-13 y.o. troop, for those who didn't know. It wasn't quite what I had hoped, but circumstances were not ideal. The adult leaders included myself and an assistant scoutmaster who also hasn't done much with the troop yet, we were using troop equipment neither of us was familiar with, we arrived in the dark (unavoidable) to a location we didn't know, the event was actually a multi-stake camporee so there were hundreds of scouts everywhere (more than they planned, they were overwhelmed), our "special" scout (Asperger's?) showed up at the last minute and talked off-topic incessantly when not annoying the rest of the scouts or wandering off every 5 minutes and forced us leaders to share a tent so he could have one (causing me to sleep most of the night in the car because leader 2 snored like an airplane), and many of the scouts didn't want to be there anyway (the camporee was for skills many of them had already passed off) and had a terrible aversion to work of any kind (cooking, cleaning, packing tents, walking, etc).

It was a little frustrating for me, but there were some silver linings in the clouds. The scouts did have some fun and they learned some things, but perhaps most significant was the change in one of the boys. The Senior Patrol Leader recently moved on to the older group and this boy emerged to become the leader during the campout. I think it finally clicked for him how someone needed to keep the troop focused to accomplish anything and that doing nothing (the natural state of a 12 y.o. boy) means you don't eat, or sleep, or have any activities. Once he got into that role, I think he realized what we leaders go through and was a great help in keeping everybody going.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

TexRenFest

A week or so ago we went with Dan & family to the Texas Renaissance Festival. I hadn't been to one since attending the Maryland R. F. years ago as a kid, so I was excited. We didn't dress up (maybe next year) but we enjoyed all the costumes of those who did.

We watched the jugglers, the washer women, the knights jousting, and the mud pit show. The jugglers and the knights were excellent, the others were ok but relied too heavily on over-the-top and crude humor. There were tons of shops with interesting things to look at lots of food, although it was hot enough that I didn't have a big appetite. Overall, it's a great day activity and I can see us doing it every year, especially when Olivia and other(s) are old enough to appreciate it more.

Vote early, vote often

As I mentioned in a previous post, I've heard about enough of the political debate this season so last week I took advantage of the early voting period to cast my ballot. This is the first time I'd actually gone to a polling location and used a polling machine. I voted by absentee ballot in 2000 (mission) and 2004 (college). The process itself was rather mundane -- stand in line, show ID, check boxes on the machine -- but what I didn't expect was a feeling of great appreciation for the whole process. It was uplifting to see all kinds of people peacefully queuing up to vote for the candidate of their choice, each person with perhaps dramatically differing views, yet all submitting themselves to the democratic process for a stable government transition. It's nice to know that regardless of the outcome, there will not be a civil war, or a coup d'etát. Many will be upset, but this country will still be ruled by the people, for the people. The campaigning has been fierce and divisive, but after the election the country will move on. In the grand scheme of things, I know my individual vote made little difference, but in combination with the millions of others cast it will determine the will of the people and it made me proud to live in this country.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Olivia saying the alphabet

It's pretty horrible to have to come home to this every day:

Friday, October 24, 2008

Comics Coincidences

I have some other things I've been meaning to blog about, but before I forget, some more comics coincidences. Earlier in the week in Judge Parker and Mark Trail, women with unknown intentions are using the same technique to get dates with married men (1 day apart):




And today there are these two attempts at a new spin on an old joke:

Friday, October 10, 2008

Potty broken

The closest bathroom to my office is actually a small shower room that has one urinal and one toilet. The building where I work is a research facility catering to many of the sciences, and there are more than just computer nerds like me around, so it makes sense to have a shower room, in case you were wondering.

As one would expect, I use the urinal every day, as I did today. It's a fairly standard device with the notable exception of its soul-searching abilities. It has a sensor that causes it to automatically flush when I walk away. Or at least it should. Occasionally, like it did today, it will completely ignore me. I stood in front of it, did my business, walked away, and... nothing.

It reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse and is consequently unable to get in or out of the Kwik-E-Mart because the automatic doors don't detect him. Does this urinal have that same ability? Am I so depraved today that it refuses to recognize me as a human being? Am I no better than the opposite wall and the air in between?

Sure, I could chalk it up as a simple malfunction of an unsentient plumbing device, but it's still a little disconcerting to be snubbed by a toilet. What did I do wrong?

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Home again

Amber got back a few days ago from her two-week long trip to California and it's nice to have her and Olivia back. The first week she was gone was ok -- I was able to find projects for myself to do around the house and eat easy-to-prepare food -- but during the second week it started to get old real fast. Living in a big house all by yourself is not a good situation to be in. I was able to visit some other people, but mainly it was boring and I missed my family. I will definitely consider more carefully agreeing to future separations of more than a week or so.

I was worried about Olivia, and the worry wasn't completely unfounded. We did video chats online several times, but she was still a little wary of me when she got back and it took her a day or so to warm back up to me, which was kind of hard. I was also amazed at how much she'd changed in such a short amount of time: the way she looked, the inflection in her blabbering, her confidence, her new words. I can see now how it really is possible to get distracted and miss your child growing up. All I do is watch her, though, so I don't think I'll miss too much.

Speaking of growing children, we found out that our fetus is feminine; we're having another girl. The news didn't surprise or disappoint, it's kind of what felt right to me anyway, so I'm happy. I think Olivia and Child 2 will have lots of fun playing together. Now we just have to come up with a name.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Thoughts on Politics

So I'm kind of politicked out. The incessant news coverage of the presidential primaries and campaigns, and the increased politicization of the economy, immigration, wars, and everything else got me all riled up (comparatively speaking, quick snickering) for a while. I read a ton of things and developed strong opinions. Then I read other things and saw the merits of opposing philosophies and the holes in my own. Now that the election is nearing and important issues are boiling down to "I'm right and you're an idiot", "Irrelevant facts disqualify your candidate", and "Relevant facts about my candidate should be ignored", I think I'm done.

I think what I've learned the most from this year's election is what is makes politics so contentious -- no one is right. And they never will be. Everyone ostensibly has the same general goals, something along the lines of peace, prosperity, and happiness* for everyone, but there is no perfect way to achieve this.

Each major party's philosophy, if executed to perfection, with perfectly able leaders and perfectly willing citizenry, would bring about our common goal. But in our imperfect world, each party's philosophy, if executed exclusively, would fail in one aspect or another. For example, Conservatives may rely on the citizenry to help the needy at the expense of those who lose their life waiting for help that never comes, while Liberals may rely on government to do the job at the expense of individual prosperity and freedom.

It's made me appreciate our two-party system a little bit more. With only two parties, philosophies must be gravitate towards center to keep a viable support base and it is easier to accomplish goals when you control a larger percentage of the government. Having mandatory 4-year presidential cycles allows enough time for one party to accomplish some goals, yet not enough time to completely convert the government to their style. Over time, our government becomes a blend of these philosophies in action, hopefully balancing out into something functional, if not successful.

What's interesting to me now and the cause of my newfound political malaise is the fervor with which each group defends its positions (and obvious weaknesses) while simultaneously inflating its own ego and debasing the opposition. They resort to half-truths, distortion, defamation, coersion, and downright lies to gain control of something nobody can effectively control. It's a pity a politician could never win by telling people the complete truth -- what they need, but don't want, to hear -- and that a politician can't win without exposing the faults of his or her opponent.

I just have to remind myself of two things. The first is that we are lucky to live in a country where we can more or less determine the quality of our life by our skill and effort. Precious few in the history of the world have had that privelege. The second is that given the basic freedoms that we have, the most important of our common goals -- happiness -- cannot be dictated by or achieved through a politician, the government, or economy. Ultimately it is our own doing.

So I'm actually at peace going into these elections knowing that regardless of the outcome and the consequences with which I may or may not agree, it will likely balance out well in the end. Everyone has the same goal. And I, personally, can still use my abilities to provide a comfortable, happy life for me and my family. Considering the alternatives, I'll take it.


*Sounds suspiciously like "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". Great minds think alike, I guess.

Thoughts on Taxation

Thought 1

It seems like there should be some kind of empirical way to find the optimum rate of taxation that maximizes revenue for government and minimizes burden on taxpayers. The level between being taxed so much that they can no longer stimulate the economy and being taxed too little that the government doesn't have enough to perform its fundamental responsibilities.

There are several cans of worms, I know, such as what constitutes the government's fundamental responsibilities, bull and bear markets, and inflation's role in balancing out income lost to taxes, but holding as many variables as possible constant, it seems like an optimal tax rate could be found.

Thought 2

I read this on a blog the other day, and it was an interesting idea. What if everyone, regardless of income level or situation, paid some income tax (flat or curved). This would make everyone personally invested in government spending. Then, have income tax be directly proportional to federal spending. If the government spends more, taxes go up. If they spend less, taxes go down.

You can bet politicians would be held accountable if the effects were that dramatic and immediate on their consituency. There are plenty of problems with this, too (cut-backs on necessary spending (defense?) for political expediency), but it's an interesting idea.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Home alone

I dropped off my babies at the airport this morning. Amber's going for 2 weeks to help take care of Coral while her parents are in Indonesia getting Court. When Olivia was born, I felt awe and amazement, but not an overwhelming sense of love for her. Watching her leave has made me realize how much that has changed. I don't feel like I'm playing parent anymore with somebody else's baby. She's mine and I'd do anything for her. It's sad to think of even missing a few days of her growing up and learning new things and to think of her wanting me and me not being there. Sigh. It's a good thing I'm not in the military.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Homophonic Typos III

Some more for you:
  • Famous, notable, popular – yes. But not great, in the fullest sense of the world.
  • [Thing 1, thing 2, thing 3] and the least goes on
  • We've come along way
  • I don't want to state the audience, but she is SO DUMB
  • Such questions are the some total
  • And, in the oft-chance that somehow
  • You have a flare for layout design

Monday, September 15, 2008

I liked Ike

As you all probably know, we got a visit from hurricane Ike over the weekend. Knowing the storm was heading our way, I was given the day off on Friday to prepare. Since we were already prepared and weren't planning on evacuating, that just meant a lot of sitting around getting anxious. It was eerie knowing that a huge storm was coming but having the weather be so calm beforehand.

The clouds finally started to form in the late afternoon and we got stormclouds and a few sprinkles as the outer bands started to hit us in the evening.  Many of us on our street were just milling around outside talking and waiting for it to start.

By 11:00 it was like a really good rainstorm and it just got progressively more and more powerful, causing the power to flicker off several times.  I took this video (63 MB) a little after 12:30 AM, right before the power went out for good, showing the rain through the streetlight. From around 3:30 to 4:30 AM the northern eye wall, the strongest part of the storm, hit us.  Imagine the above video, except about twice as strong with more rain and in complete darkness.  The force of the wind was just incredible.  It was awesome in the literal sense.

I stayed on the porch most of the night, and I got Amber up to watch some of it.  I loved every minute of it; Amber preferred staying inside (Olivia slept through the entire thing).  I think the most interesting thing about actually being in a hurricane are the noises you can't hear on the TV coverage.  Not only does the wind whistle, when it really gets going it roars, like a jet engine, when you know no airplanes are flying.  There are crashes and bangs as trees fall and branches and debris hit houses, and booms accompanied by bright flashes of colored light as transformers blow.  Then there's complete silence.

Somewhere between 5 and 6 AM, the eye passed over us and everything was quiet.  The rain stopped and it was very peaceful.  I walked up and down the street and talked to one of my neighbors out inspecting her house before catching an hour or so of sleep before the southern eye wall hit us.

This part of the storm wasn't quite as intense, but it hit us long and hard into the morning hours so I was able to take some video.  This video (210 MB) shows pretty well what it was like.  Perhaps the most amazing thing about the storm was its sheer size.  It rained like this for hours and hours straight over an incredibly huge area and pulled another storm behind it that rained on us all day the next day.


All in all, we fared surprisingly well.  We had a few shingles blow off, and our decorational tree by our front door blew down.  My greatest worry -- the structural stability of our enormous front-yard pine tree -- was not realized.  Others were not so lucky.  At our bishop's request, I spent most of the day Sunday in a group helping ward members and others in the neighborhood clean up fallen trees.  Many landed on houses and fences.

Perhaps the greatest stroke of luck is that our power was restored Saturday night, not even 24 hours after it went out.  This is in stark contrast to much of the Houston area, more than a million people, including some just a few streets down from us that still don't have electricity (like Dan & Hyde).

Here are some pictures from a walk I took near the house, and a few from a short drive around town.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Here it comes!

My company has officially given all non-essential employees (of which I am the epitome) the day off tomorrow. As long as our tree doesn't fall on our house, I'm looking forward to the storm. Too bad a lot of it will be during the night.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

San Jacinto Monument

We took advantage of some beautiful weather on Saturday to drive down to the San Jacinto Monument. It commemorates the historic Battle of San Jacinto that led to Texas independence. It sits right on the ship channel and we took the back roads so we could ride the ferry across.

In true Texan style, it was built something like 12 feet taller than the Washington Monument and the observation deck (where Olivia practiced her karate) gives a great view of all the oil refinieries.


Across the street is the Battleship Texas. We didn't feel like paying to get on it (maybe when I have kids who will appreciate it), but I took some pictures and made this panorama.

Oh, and just to stick it to the Washington Monument, the San Jacinto Monument also has a huge reflecting pool. So there.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Ike

I recently found a great site for keeping track of hurricanes called StormPulse and as I checked it this morning I saw this:

That last dot is predicted to be a Category 3. Perhaps we shouldn't plan on going to the beach this weekend.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Comic Coincidence

I've always been a fan of the comics (and more recently to the "boring" comics thanks to Amber) and usually read a fair number every day with the handy-dandy comics aggregator I made for my custom google home page. Now I realize that there are thousands and thousands of these strips and ideas are bound to repeat, but when I see this first strip yesterday and the second one today, I can't help but think there's been a little "sharing" of ideas.


Coincidence? With the frequency that it happens, not likely.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Incentive Theory

With the presidential election going on, I've been thinking a lot about the efficacy of politicians and the government. The founding fathers hit upon an inspired idea to form our government around a policy of checks and balances. Going off of what I am going to call Assumption 1, which is People will generally abuse the power they are given if they can get away with it, the founding fathers set a circular check on the powers of each of the three branches of government. So far it has worked remarkably well. While the roles of these branches has evolved over time, no one person or group of people has exercised undue power over the others. More than 200 years of stability is a testament to this principle's success.

The problem I have with government today is its ever-expanding size and scope and the spending that goes along with that. The root cause of this, I think, is what I call Assumption 2, which is People generally want to do as little work as possible to receive the greatest reward. The inability of the government to check its own size, scope, and spending is due to a lacking corollary to checks and balances that I call Incentive Theory:

Incentive Theory states that the incentives and disincentives of each involved party must be balanced to achieve the desired outcome, given Assumption 2, that people generally want to do as little work as possible to receive the greatest reward.

An obvious example in government is welfare and unemployment benefits. The desired outcome is that those in a poor financial situation can be sustained while finding the means to become self-sufficient. Receiving money while doing no work is the epitome of Assumption 2, therefore a substantial incentive or disincentive is necessary to achieve the desired outcome of self-sufficiency. In this case, since there is little incentive the government can give other than money, a disincentive is probably required. Discontinuation of funds if the individual fails to meet certain criteria, or a requirement to pay back an increasing percentage of funds received could be appropriate disincentives to remaining self-unsufficient.

As another example, let's consider a typical government entity. The desired outcome is to provide the service intended with the least amount of burden on the people. With little threat of losing jobs or marketplace, and in accordance with Assumption 2, the entity's workers can underperform, yet receive the same reward as if they had done more work. Sometimes inefficient work even provides a greater reward as it can result in greater funding. The individual taxpayer who helps fund the entity would have to exert a disproportionate amount of work to regain his fractional contribution, an unlikely occurrence given Assumption 2. Incentive Theory could suggest an incentive for the entity, such as bonuses for work achieved or for cost reductions or a disincentive for the entity such as firings for failing to achieve those goals. Another approach would be to give an incentive to the taxpayer by specifying the responsibilities of that entity and allowing non-government corporations to compete for the contract.

If that last suggestion seems far-fetched, consider a ubiquitous government entity: the public school system. The desired outcome is to give our children the best education possible for the least amount of money. As it stands, taxpayer money is collected from all, regardless of whether they have children or whether their children attend private school, to administer a government-run school system. This has an advantage over a completely private system in that it distributes the cost of educating children over the entire population (because well-educated children are a benefit to society as a whole) and puts schools in locations that otherwise would not have enough money to create demand. Because the funding is compulsory, the public schools hold a pseudo-monopoly, which encourages teachers' unions and reduces alternatives for education. In accordance with Assumption 2, the unions negotiate for higher pay regardless of suboptimal performance (and often because of suboptimal results), while the public school system retains underperforming teachers because the work required to fire them, which could result in strikes and poor parent perception, is too great. The work required by a parent to send a child to a private school in addition to compulsory education taxes is often not possible or worth the reward. Thus the teachers have no incentive to increase performance, the schools have a disincentive to firing underperforming teachers, and the parents have a disincentive to finding alternative options.

A voucher system balances some of those incentives. The government could continue to tax everyone since the reward for an educated populace is worth the amount of work needed for that fraction of one's salary, therefore there is an incentive for funding. The amount allocated to each child could be directed to the school of the parents' choice. For a small amount of work in choosing the appropriate school, the parents are rewarded with a better education for their child, therefore there is incentive for the parent to participate. With more employment options, the strength of the teachers' union would be weakened, allowing for higher pay for those who perform well and loss of employment for those who perform poorly, therefore there is incentive for teachers to perform well. Schools would want to reduce spending as much as possible to maximize profits, therefore there is incentive for schools to be fiscally efficient in accordance with the demands of the customer, the parent (e.g., some may want to pay more for music education). There are of course drawbacks to this method, such as what to do if no one wants to run a school in a certain area, or to a lesser extent, waiting for the market to balance school locations with demand, but it conforms much better to Incentive Theory.

As I said at the beginning, I've also been thinking about the efficacy of politicians. In my mind, the disincentive of being voted out of office does not balance the incentive of saying whatever it takes to get elected nor the incentive of doing things for power, influence, or money that are contrary to the constituents' desires or not beneficial to them. (I also think the incentive to do what the people want does not always balance the disincentive of misfortune if what the people want is bad for them, but it is the job of elected officials to do what the people want.) A disincentive such as criminal punishment, however, seems impossibly hard to adjudicate and unnecessarily restrictive when situations change and any physical incentive would be impossible to regulate objectively. Perhaps the politician's compensation could be determined by the satisfaction of the constituents at the end of each term?

Anyway, that's the gist of what's been swirling around in my head lately. If you skipped to the end, I don't blame you. This is one of those topics I wanted to think through by writing it out, and it took a bit of writing. I'm sure there are plenty of holes in my examples, but I think the fundamentals of Incentive Theory are sound and could be applied to almost any situation. I'd be interested to hear any thoughts any of you have or applications to other scenarios.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Thesis Bound, Degree Found

I received my official, university, hardbound copy of my thesis in the mail a few days ago. It still makes me sigh with relief knowing that it's finished. I'm not exactly sure what to do with it except put it on the bookshelf for my kids to marvel at later. At least it has color pictures to admire.

I checked my records a few days later on BYU's website and it showed I had not yet received my MS. Seeing as how 1, the thought of doing any more work on my degree makes me ill and 2, I was hired (and salaried) on condition of receiving that degree and they have since contacted me asking for some hard evidence, that made me a wee bit anxious. A letter from my advisor has, for the time being, satisfied my employer, but since the official graduation date I have been checking the website frequently in anticipation.

Today I was pleased to be presented with the words "No Current Programs. Completed Programs: Computer Science BS, Computer Science MS". I'm pretty sure nothing can go wrong at this point. I'll feel even better when my transcript is sent to my employer and I have physical possession of my diploma. Not that the paper means anything, but I think that's the last piece to finally make it all seem "done" to me.

But they'll suffocate!

Here's a good quote I heard in a meeting today that can be wonderfully taken out of context:

"These guys are producing a good bit of gas, we might want to shut them in."

Friday, August 22, 2008

Lawn Services

Around here, the grass grows fast. Optimally, I would mow the lawn once a week. Realistically, it's more like 1½ to 2. I was planning on mowing on time last Saturday, as it had been about a week since I last mowed, but then the rain started. "No problem," I thought, "I'll just do it some evening early next week."

Sunday came, and it was a beautiful day. After church, we went on a walk around the neighborhood and passed by our neighbor on the way back, who was starting to mow his lawn. "It's Sunday," I thought, "I'll get to that tomorrow." Little did I know what my obedience would cost.

There's a reason the grass grows so fast -- it's because it gets plenty of moisture. It rained on Monday. It rained on Tuesday. It rained on Wednesday. It poured on Thursday. The weather finally cleared up today, but I'm thinking I might as well wait until Saturday now. The grass has already been ridiculously long for a while now anyway, one more day won't hurt, right?

Hold on, let me check the forecast...Hm. Looks like tonight's my night!

Anniversary Thoughts

Amber and I celebrated our 2nd wedding anniversary a week or so ago with an early trip to San Antonio, and dinner at Outback Steakhouse (without a wiggly baby) on the actual day. These last two years have been really good. We did our time as "poor" college students, we created a perfect child, I got my Master's degree, I got a good job, we bought a beautiful house, and things are working just like I always imagined and expected, including my marriage.

Amber recently posted her thoughts about our anniversary and I would have to agree -- I don't feel like it's been hard work at all. This is the way I always thought my marriage would be. We feel completely comfortable with who we are; there are no pretenses, there is no overt selfishness, just a desire to make each other happy. We communicate, we tell the truth, and we agree to disagree on unimportant differences of opinion. We naturally find a balance of labor and adjust it as needed, both long- and short-term. We're happy because we have someone with whom we can share everything, and who wants to share it.

Maybe I was unnaturally prescient as a child in what to expect from marriage. Only recently have I felt that the person everyone sees is what I really am on the inside. This is what I've been waiting for; I've always wanted to be a married adult. Instead of disillusionment after the initial newlywedded bliss, I feel a reassuring comfort in my pedantic existence. I love coming home to play with my baby girl and trade thoughts with my best friend. Going out is almost a chore.

I used to worry that I'd eventually tire of being around the person I married. After two years it hasn't happened. Maybe Amber's right and I'm the only guy in the world that doesn't irritate her and the only guy she could have ever married. In that case we were incredibly lucky to have found each other. Maybe we just have enough of the qualities necessary to make a good marriage. Maybe we enjoy what others call work, or maybe we just know enough to avoid it.

In any case, I'm happier now than I've ever been and I'm peacefully content with my life. Marriage is fun, not work, and I look foward to many more anniversaries.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Windowless Office

It's been a while since I've blogged. That's not particularly noteworthy, except that this time I have a list of things to blog about, I just haven't had a computer.

On Monday of this week I transferred to another position at work. For the last 6 months or so, I was working in a department that didn't really need me, I wasn't doing what I wanted to do, and I had a hard time scraping up even that kind of work to do. When my supervisor left for a position working closely with the developers, I told him to put in a good word for me and a few weeks later I received notice that I was moving. Overall, it is a very positive move. I'm going to be doing software development, I have plenty of work to do, and there are 3 other BYU grads in my group. I think I'm going to be much happier here.

There are some trade-offs, however. The temporary problem is that my move requisition wasn't filed in time, so my computer has been at my old location for about a week now (I should get it tomorrow). For the first few days I could only read documentation when a workroom computer was available, rearrange my office, and try not to look awkward sitting around with not much to do. Just like old times. Luckily, I've been able to borrow a laptop from the team lead so I can now do at least some work from my office.

The office is another drawback. I no longer have my 5th floor window office. Many of the office at this location have windows, albeit small ones, but as the newbie to the team I got the inner, used-to-be-a-storage-room office. I can't complain too much, seeing as how I don't have to share it with anybody and it has a door, but I miss seeing the rainstorms come and go... ...and watching the cars drive by (and get pulled over)......and seeing random things like a guy climbing around on his fire truck
Perhaps the worst part is that I now have a 50% longer commute, spending about 45 minutes on the road in each direction. Thank goodness for our hybrid. A lot of that is on the highway where speeds average around 60 so I'm getting above 48 mpg.

PS - The first picture is one I took during a lunch on the top floor of a very tall building downtown, not the view from my office unfortunately.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Anniversary Trip

Our second wedding anniversary is today (I might post more tender, squishy things about that later), which inspired us to get off our homebody rears and do something interesting. I took off Friday and we spent a long weekend seeing the sights in San Antonio.

We left Thursday evening and made the 3.5~4 hour drive to San Antonio without incident. Olivia was her usual sweet self and didn't give us too much grief. I was thoroughly unimpressed with San Antonio upon arrival. I hadn't realized how much smaller it is than Houston and it definitely has a more rural, Texan feel. We drove across town and stayed in the luxurious EconoLodge.

On Friday we spent all day at Sea World. I wasn't sure how long Olivia would last, but we stayed from 10 to 7 and really enjoyed ourselves. We got up close with the dolphins, sea lions, and baby belugas, watched a 4D pirate movie, ski show, and trained-animal show, and of course saw multiple Shamus. We went to the morning and evening shows of that. I think my favorite was the evening sea lion (and walrus) show, where they parody all the other shows. It was really funny.

At the aquariumJellyfish (and us on right)
Lion Fish
It was a hot day
But Olivia was happy
Fer cute
At the beluga stadium
Shamu
At the sea lion show
Still happy at the end of the day


On Saturday morning we drove into town to see the Alamo and the Riverwalk. The grounds at the Alamo are beautifully kept and the exhibits were good. We had fun learning about the history of Mexico/Texas. After that we walked over to the Riverwalk, a scenic shopping and restaurant area lining the river that's down below most of the streets. Olivia was kind enough to take a nap and we had a nice stroll. It's a really cool area. After that we picked up some lunch and headed home.

On the Alamo grounds
Olivia on a cannon
The way I frame pictures
The way the guy behind us in line does
Along the outer wall
The Riverwalk