wonder woman.

do you think those old-timey comic book artists were trying to suggest something in all those Wonder Woman covers? Superman had Lex Luthor. Batman had the Joker. And Wonder Woman, well, her biggest nemesis was the Phallic Symbol.

just look at wonder woman face expression!

*attack by a penis-shaped object and never fail

or it will just look so dirty looking..*

"penis-shaped object "

"penis-shaped object "

"raped! look at the face expression it tells "

"penis-shaped object"

"penis-shaped object"

"penis-shaped object"

"penis-shaped object"

"penis-shaped object"

"penis-shaped object"

either these guys were having a little perverted fun or they were subconsciously using Wonder Woman to work out their bomb-related sex fantasies. Either way, it made for some awesome comic book covers

and i wonder..

so think before saying what hero you want to grow up to be girls..

wonder woman is female canines a.k.a DOG a.k.a BITCH !

good girls go to heaven and bad girl goes everywhere....

as for wonder woman is she good or bad?

-Aaron-

trip up hill and beef noodle

weekend was fun..

another trip to genting..

win some money in the casino..

near death trip driving 100 on the way racing..

had some time talking with buddy's..

it was cold..

cant see shit..

end the weekend with a beef noodle for dinner..

the dirtier the place the nicer the food ?

*petaling street..*

Amanda bintang!!!

beef noodle with love from Malaysia..

*the beef noodle*

I'm loving this single life thing..

why?

more money to self..

friends are never far away..

the best thing about it is?

NO COMMITMENT CRAP!

that's why...

"Many Times Been Loved, and Many Times Been Bitten!!"

bitten by a DOG so i may say?

-Aaron-

the bahkuteh that rocks but not the sight

hey its the weekend and so far my detoxing is going well..

see..

people who look down on other best fuck them self in the ass..

than again..

went for bahkuteh with some friends at jalan chow kit..

see..i got better things to do...

drinking is not a hobby its a sport....

im not addicted!

do you know its a mental challenge for a person to drive drunk?

than again..

went for some bahkuteh at jalan chow kit for dinner..

name of the shop was

*kedai makan lim kee*

well it does not really look clean..

but as the saying goes.. the dirtier the place the nicer the food?

*bahkuteh*

not that bad.. compare to kuching bahkuteh?

kuching 4, chow kit 8 out of 10

one must remember what chow kit is famous for?

in this dark street and alley!..

but i did not aspect to eat my bakuteh at the same time some hemale walking around...

SHIT!

she?he?

i think ill go with IT!..

*IT*

see!!!! IT has some serious boob!

feel like vomiting when i saw them dancing and singing by the road side

and i was actually fooled by one that looks really really like a lady....

oh my.....

this was just beside the bahkuteh shop...

never again for the love of food!

p/s:detoxing 3rd day amen to that!

-Aaron-

fail again..

yesterday there i was ready to go all the way DETOXING..

but fail...

why?

how can you say no to a grand opening of a pool shop?

and its not even 5 min walk from my house!!!

im so getting spoiled..

free pool

*free play all night long*

and..

the beer as well was free all night long..

oh my my my...

FAIL!

*started with*

*it dint end there it keeps on coming*

that night it self we drank more than 20 buckets..

1 bucket = 5 bottles

you do the math..

it did not end there as well..

went back to my place..

and there Satan piss and holy water was waiting..

i shall choose Satan piss because that holy water burns the hell out of me..

that sound so wrong dint it?.. hahaha..

Satan piss = TUAK

holy water = LANGKAU

you choose?

both give you brain damage..

need some alcoholics anonymous help..

"HIEE EVERYONE... MY NAME IS AARON... IM A........"

WAIT WAIT..

NOT GIVING UP THAT EASY!!

I SHALL..

STOP!

"COMMENCING DETOXING MODE again NOW!!!"

p/s: no matter how bad it looks like im in control.. i choose to be who i want to be do what i want to do.. my life my body my brain my everything.. if anyone of you talks and say that "oh my aaron this aaron that" well all i can say it FUCK YOU.. why?do i even bother about what fuck you guys do?NO... so why should you.. advise me.. not talking crap ABOUT me.... so bless you and peace out!

-Aaron-

fail in detoxing

i finally left the land of cheap beer and nice food..

oh nooo....

but than again it turns out well..

had a great family dinner for the last night i was in kuching..

cooked some pork stew,vegi,tomato fish and some pork rib soup..

yes i can cook!

after dinner went out for the last night...

a goodbye drinking session and it was fun..

had 5 bucket of Stella,2 bucket of Heineken,2 bottle of TUAK and 1 bottle of stout..

* Stella RM10 for 3! going to miss it much!*

* Heineken at Macgregor Irish pub*

*Tuak at non other than JUNK BAR*

*and to finish it off with stout*

it was an awesome night..

but never ever fly with an hangover!!!

it sucks!

just a few hour after i landed mom called..

she say...

SON YOUR FAR AWAY NOW!!! YOU SHOULD DETOX YOURSELF!!

she knows!!!!

:P

but... even with an hangover and jet-lag

i started drinking tuak i tapau from kuching..

straight!

*tuak*

than a very smart idea by my house mate....

went to THE LIBRARY! for happy hour..

had some hoegaarden..

*hoegaarden RM35 buy 1 free 1*

*the guy with the smart idea*

what a fun menu they have!'

*red headed slut!*

*horny? get some quick fuck*
*or have some alien urine sample?*
*fuck not enough?? get some orgy*
*try this flaming asshole it goes well for a fuck me up bitch and you'll get a fucking awesome fruity fuck in your face!*

and just maybe after that combo of shots you'll have a chance to have some wild sex with the bartender!

hehehehehehe

i dint get any of does but i finally try absinthe!!!

must be the most amount of alcohol i ever had in one shot that is 60%!!

or maybe.. sarawak LANGKAU has more?

*ABSINTHE!! RM28!*

by the time i had all of does drinks i could not judge if this draft was awesome or not..

hahahaha!!!

after a nice talk catching up with buddy's.. we went to crash a friend birthday BBQ party uninvited..

had some more beers and some 42 below vodka..

i have the balls to ask the birthday boy to get me some beer..

what an ass!

:)

*BBQ*

i got lost that night....

so much for detoxing on my 1st day here..

vomited...

and

YES!! blood came out from my nose again..!!

don't blame me.. blame the earth.. we are pretty much fucked up..

weather getting real bad now this days..

2nd day here..

and i was all set up for detoxing!!

but...

a random call to GENTING..

loose some money to uncle LIM..

*casino*

but end up at safari disco for some free beer!

loose money to uncle lim and end up drinking for fee...

awesome!

so much for detoxing again...

to tell the truth i don't miss kuching much at all besides family,close friends and my cars....

but I'm pretty much happy here..

look i event hump a horse..

:p

COMMENCING DETOXING MODE STARTING FROM NOW!!

-Aaron-