Jacob............

So only Jacob's escapades can get me to write a post too long for fb. Today at the dinner table the kids were getting wild. To redirect the conversation I said, "So what did you learn at church today?" Catherine and Aaron answered briefly. Then it was Jacob's turn. He said, "I learned about returning to Heavenly Father." Seeing a teaching moment, I said, "Oh, how do you do that?" He said, "Be good and die; get shot or something." Me, "Well that is part of it, there is also a very important thing that you haven't done yet." Jacob, "Yeah, be good." (I was looking for baptism, but he's got me there)

Two seconds later Joe made a face while chewing, he had a cut inside his mouth and some food rubbed it. Catherine asked, "What's wrong?" I said, "Cough due to cold" (from Forest Gump) Catherine said, "What?" Jacob replied, "He's got a cold, the Duda's gave it to him. It is their fault."

Pretty much the whole meal progressed like this.