Dawn of the Dead.

Zombies invade a shopping mall.

Must be a sale.

Lust.

Ooh that's right.

As of right now, I'm lusting after a couple of things.

1. KFC 2 piece chicken meal
2. Chin Mee Chin Kaya
3. Sleep. Lots of it. I want to count it by the day, not hour.

Alas, option 3 may not be fulfilled. Sigh.

I shall take my mind of those 3 by lusting after some unmentionables instead.

*winks*

3 Days Only.

Stupid idea of placing a limit of 3 days of Medical Leave throughout 11 weeks of work.

To viruses and bacteria, oh please please please make it so that you little thingies only infect me for three days? Please? Cos I have this limit set by school that I can only be sick for three days. I promise that after these 11 weeks you can fuck with my body and make me comatose for a month all right?

What kind of shit can I do if I were to fall ill? It is totally unreasonable. Of course, they can always say we'll take into consideration the severity of your illness.

Well fuck. The fact that such a limit is there shows how unreasonable people can be already, to hell with the so called Considerations.

Of course, the probable explanation is taht it's a net meant to catch those lazy bastards who don't want to work and play truant by takign MCs.

Well fuck. Catch those bastards in your own free time and leave the truthfully sick to be sick without worrying if they will fail SIP or have to come back and retake or do something stupid corective work order. The sick are sick enough without having to worry about extra stuff.

Lol. Just hit me, coming back to school to wash toilet bowls because I was sick and took an MC for 4 days. Isn't that just about the stupidest/silliest thing?

It's like telling soldiers during a war that they may only be hit by three bullets then they can go to the medic. Anymore than that you'll be punished, never mind if it's fatal.

Or telling a parachuter if he brings an extra emergency parachute he will be punished if he uses it, never mind if he dies.

Strange Shite

"Maybe," Honeb said with a smile, adjusting his fashionable black-rimmed glasses. "A neighbor came over to me recently and said, 'Gay people are really cosmopolitan. . . . Being gay is so in right now.' I was really surprised and so happy. I hope that spreads to all of Africa -- one day."

Since when did people make homosexuality a trend? The "in" thing?

Weird nonsense people come up with.

Kid Stuff.

Killing, hurting, destroying, defending.

Children are being trained to do all the above 4. Children are taught to do what grown men have been doing for ages.

But can we compare then with now, where violence seemed the answer to everything, as opposed to today, where peace appears to be the mainstay?

We are sadly, fed the idea that technology will aid us. But this is no computer game that we are talking about.

It's about killing other men.

Have we been trained to treat it like a computer game? Have we been desensitised to the point where we believe, oh, I only pressed that button, it was the technology that did all the killing, my conscience is clear.

I remember hearing someone with some rank being interviewed. He said, "we are the best because we have a never say die spirit, and we are the most courageous..." and all that assorted jazz.

Do they have a never say die spirit because they've never had anyone among them die before? Are they the most courageous because they've never had to face down a storm of bullets?

Will these people still possess the same courage? I'd like to believe so, but when I look at my friends, I'm hardpressed to keep the same faith.

Looking at myself, I doubt I could find the same courage within me.

Will I be able to die for my country?

I don't know.

to mercyz

I'm sorry. I realise on reading your comment that I've been really insensitive and rude. I realised I should never have posted anything like that.

I do hope you are not angry with me. Or, if you were, that you are not angry now.

I've deleted the post.

And in it's place, I leave an apology.

To you.

To your family.

I'm sorry.

I'm feeling good.

I had the time of my life. Or well, the best time I ever had in a couple of months anyway.

Why did I even stop?

Silly. Haha.

More, more, more.


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I'm feeling not so good.

My voice feels hoarse. I've been coughing and sneezing. I think I sense a cold/flu/sorethroat/insert generic ilness coming on.

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Helpp.

I was notified not too long ago via a 2-day old email that TICKETCHARGE had started selling tickets for the musical.

go take a look. Click on the word Ticketcharge above. Click on "Children's Letters To God" and take a look. There's a sypnosis and there's ticketing prices as well.

I get stressed looking at the prices.

Oh the pressure. Helpp.

Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

It's 23 minutes more (as I type this) before I can leave my office. Time cannot pass more slowly than now. I can feel myself growing. Lol.

I am free of work for the moment.

Phew.

Hmm. At least I satisfied part of my craving for shopping today.

At long last, after about 3 bouts of running around town like a crazed bunny, I bought me

a) a necklace; and
b) a matching wrist cuff

For the avoidance of doubt, they cost less than $50.00 in total.

I'm in heaven.

*dances away to bop bop bunny*

Wise Words.

"When the only tool you have in your toolbox is a hammer, every *bleep* problem becomes a nail."

-rockson.blogspot.com-

Relief.

See, I went for an audition for a musical called "Children's Letters To God".

It's an off-Broadway hit musical which was adapted from a book of the same title, which is coming to Singapore in January 2006.

Simply put, after a week of agonizing and eventually feeling disappointed, I finally remembered to checked my email inbox.

In a simple email..it stated...

"Hi Melvyn

Thank you for coming to our auditions last week. We are pleased to inform you that we would like to offer you the role of Brett in Children's Letters To God....."

And I died and went to heaven and came back again.

I'm so excited. Helpp.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERS. I LOVE YOU ALL. LOL.

Thank You. Now I can fulfill a little dream after all.

Quotable Quote

From www.rockson.blogspot.com

"Actually, looking at the Merlion, it remind me of the bikini girls who vomit at the party.

Face white, hair long long, head inside empty, and mouth open all the stomach juice come out"

Great expectations.

I expect this will be monitored, but it is nothing out of the ordinary so I suppose it'll pass pretty well with the powers that be right?

they have gone for lunch. And here I await the passing of time so that I can actually err... have lunch.

It seems that the kopitiam on blackboard is going the way of a male orgasm. One short explosion and suddenly it's over. There's seemingly a dearth of interest now. Interesting.