Thursday, September 30, 2004

Joss Stone

Don't Cha Wanna Ride
Sleep Like A Child
Spoiled
Fell in love with a boy
Super duper love

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Wandering wonderings.

Just wondering. I don't actually know what I'm wondering though.

Just sitting still with a pretty empty mind.

Just maybe, a random thought flashing by.

Just thinking, what random thought?


Nothing Special

I watched Beyonce on Star World last night!! W00t w00t!!! She was one hot babe! Couple that with the fact that she's got THAT voice!!

got me looking so crazy right now...

Shit, the beat to that song is infectious. Hmm, reminds of Dhanya. She likes the song.

On a slightly more depressing note, I realised my brother is turning into a sloth like creature. He woke up, and immediately turned str8 to his PS2 and Pro Evolution Soccer 8. Then later on in the day, I'll have to give up my place at the computer and let him use it. Sigh...

Ah well. Beyonce is all that matters... Ha. Oh, I must watch the repeats of the show. I mean, I was watching it at around 2am? So yeah, how to turn up the volume you tell me? Had to watch it at like, minimal? Sheesh.

I need to study.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Big Feast

To celebrate my younger brother's birthday, we went to his favourite Peranakan restaurant. It's called Guan Ho Soon. Or something like that, and it's hidden deep in Katong. It's a wonder how we even found it in the first place.

Anyway, yes, he ate like a pig, and me being the jealous brother I am, decided to compete with him to see who's the better pig.

Turns out it was a draw. We each ate 4 bowls of rice each. At last count, there were a total of 14 bowls of rice on the table. Yikes.

Now I'm as stuffed as one of those thanksgiving turkeys Americans are so fond of eating.
Happy Birthday Ben!

Today is my brother's birthday. Hurray. He's 14.

All right.

It's the start of the study week. And it also spells the end of my first semester in year 2. It also announced to me that the exams are like what, next week?

On a brighter note, I went out with Kish on Friday afternoon. To Bras Basah. Sheesh. To do what? Buy TYS's. Omg. Kish, admit it. You're a nerd, geek, and a preppy asshole. =)

And dinner with Nad was quite interesting as well. Heck, the entire journey towards was interesting!

We talked, and talked, and talked, and talked. About Dramatec. Hee. We talked about Devdas. Hee. We talked about the cast of Devdas. Rather interesting dissection I think, considering how most of it came from me anyway.

Kay, you oughta come along one day... I think you might have some fun listening to the dissection. That is of course, if you don't collapse into apoplexy first. But then again, I'm sure you'd take it constructively anyway.


Tuesday, September 21, 2004

It is impossible, as it hath always been...

Hanker for the impossible,
and it shall consume thy soul.

Hanker for that which thou canst not have,
and thou shalt lose all those close to ye.

Hanker for that which is accursed,
and ye shalt be accursed as that which is.

Hanker for the forbidden,
and all the fair fruits of the wholesome land shalt be forbidden to ye as well.

Accursed shall ye be, yea, even unto the ends of time if thou wouldst so much as take a step towards that which is accursed.

Thou hast been warned.




Try as much as ye may...

Try as hard as you might,
things will never stay the way you want it.
Something will come along.
Something will spoil it all.

Try as hard as you wish,
destruction awaits at the end.
Torment will be unceasing.
Torture will rend your soul.
Hearken, and listen ye well...

for I'm bored. Tomorrow is the day of the French Test, and prepared I am not.

Knoweth well that thou shalt not survive the challenge which is ahead of ye if thou dost not prepare thyself for the selfsame test that hath been mentioned.

Gosh that was a pain.

How did those people of Ye Olde Englande speak without getting their tongues all turned inside out? I mean, just go ahead, try saying the above at speeds you normally speak at. Sheesh. It's bloody long.

Anyway. Hee. I shall take some time in the future to create an entire post in ye olde english. W00t.

Monday, September 20, 2004

It's The End.

Finally. All my projects are over and done with. Intolerable weeks of meetings, head cracking, report typing... all that, no more. Over and done with.

Now it's time for me to become a regular secondary school/jc student, and start studying for my exams, which just happen to be in two weeks. Luckily though, it's just 3 subbies.

1. Business Accounting 1
2. Contract Law
3. Criminal Procedure.

Of the three, I think I'm screwing up on Crim Pro, cos I never really paid much attention to it. It's one of those subjects that seem so easily forgettable. But then again, there's a lot of work to be done for it too. Looking through the stupid thick Crim Pro Code, the irritating Evidence Act, and referring to just short of a million of cases.

Eurgh.

Yeah well. Who ever said life was gonna be easy in Poly anyway? Hmph. That's some myth everyone believes I tell you. Sheesh.

Let's see. It started out with Contract Law Problem #1, a written report for Crim Pro, and an interview with a client for LComm2.

Contract took about 2 months to complete, and then we were given the next problem, drafting a contract. That took a month.

Crim Pro took about a month, and then another huge projjy was dumped onto us. It was about writing a submission to the judge. That was also recently completed and handed in.

After LComm2's interview, there were 2 other projects. Writing an opinion of a legal issue for 2 separate clients. Then after that came the last interviewing of another client, and a minute taking asignment.

So let me count. Ah, not so very much, just 9 projects, that's all. NINE BLOODY PROJECTS!!!!!

*New Addition* I just remembered I had this French projjy thingy going on, so yeah, it's TEN BLOODY PROJECTS! haha. Ooh, and due to sensitivity, ITE has been removed. Sorry Azi! *End*


Saturday, September 18, 2004

To all the Uncle Fuckers out there.

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm! (farting noises) (laughing) (farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here? (farting noises)

People: OOOoooooooooooooh Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka

T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip: Suck my balls!
Post Number 234!!

I kept wanting to make milestone posts, like post number 100 or something. But then I kept forgetting and would post as usual, with no regard to the milestone.

So here we are. At a very nice number. 234. A milestone. Finally.

I realise it's come a long way. Almost a year already, seeing as I started Jan 1 2004. Wonderful, I'm hoping that this thingy is permanent.

Looking back at the previous posts, I see random posts that make no sense to anyone but me, angry little rants about assorted people in my life, and crappy shit like Quotable Quotes. Oh, and stuff about the mother figure in my life... my mum.

For the posts that nobody understands except me, I apologise for it. C'mon, I'm sure every now and then a little cryptic stuff is good for health right?

Ah heck. Here's to long life on my blog. Lol.

Friday, September 17, 2004

Romantic Lines

D: Well, there are times when I think of you too...

P: When?

D: Everytime I breathe.

This is it

Today= day of interviewing Mr something. What's his surname? Tan ah?

We're supposed to meet at ten. I came right on the dot. Everyone else is missing. Latha in BizPark. Emilyn and Hafeez dunno where.

I'm worried. If everyone doesn't turn up, then what, it's just me and Latha? Of course, that would probably mean an easier time giving everyone enough things to say, but then, they'll lose out on the marks!

Bleargh. I don't think I should be blogging right now, I should be looking through my interviewing notes for some kind of help or something.

Ooh. Last night, somebody knocked on my main door to the house. Thrice. Around midnight. Anyway. My dad opened the door and there was like nobody there. Obviously my mind went nuts and started thinking, "Oh shit, the biatch followed me home!"

But then, we realised that it was the neighbour thumping on the huge carpet he had hanging outside the house.

Thursday, September 16, 2004

My poor mother.

Here's proof that my mother really doesn't know her fairy tales.

I was listening to a mandarin song entitled "Cinderella". And in this song, there are parts where the word "Cinderella" is used. So my mum decided to sing along too, and invent a little of her own lines that would suit the story of Cinderella so she says.

Actual Song: Cinderella...*A lot of mandarin words*

My mum: Cinderella...And I miss my Seven Dwarves.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Quotable Quote

Kabetha (Kay) on being asked to play badminton.

"How am I supposed to play when I'm bleeding like a Bloody Mary?!?!"


Great Heavens!

It's actually too damn early. 8 bloody 43 am. But hey, while waiting for Nad to haul her ass over to school, I might as well do something pseudo productive right?

Luckily, I didn't have any stupid nightmares about last night's fun events. Just some random dreams about finding too many lizards in my bedroom. That's the only one I remember. There was something about me hitting something. But maybe that's just the lizard thing.

Anyway. Yes, I'm actually pretty early for class, hence the Great Heavens title. Heck, why do my CDS start at unearthly class times? Gosh, pretty late for me to complain now, but then, since I thought of it, I might as well start.

Shit, my butt is aching. I think it's due to to the running that I did last night. Or maybe it's the badminton. I mean, Azai was making run for the shuttlecock, reason being that it kept flying to me from outside the court. So yes, *makes great big dash to hit shuttlecock so game remained in play*. Correction. *makes MANY great big dashes to hit shuttlecock*

The exams are just around the corner. I must

1) Understand Crim Pro. Hopefully.
2) Memorise Contract. I think.
3) Do well for Biz Acc. Or Sandra will go like, Law students are supposed to be expert asswipes, why are you failing your exams? *exasperated look*
4) Finish all other coursework.

There. Only 4 things to do. Of course, there's 1a, 2b, 3f, 4d. All the mini subheadings. Ergh.

Woke up with a song playing in my head. But then, it's been playing since around Sunday afternoon. From after Mass, to mahjong.

Taste and see...
Oh taste and see...
Taste and see...
The goodness of God.

Glory glory to God most high...
Glory blessing and praise.
With one voice oh people, rejoice in our God.

Get away from me.

I saw something I really shouldn't.

Walked through Pasir Ris Park with a friend. Then, we distinctly heard a woman humming away. Trouble was, we were the only ones around. So yeah, we decided to walk faster.

Then I saw something that was in standard ghostly attire, white clothes black hair...the whole deal, glide her way into a tree. That's when the both of us lost it, and decided to start running. And so we ran. Until of course, we bumped into a malay couple.

My friend stopped them, telling them there's something dirty. The guy was damn funny. He said...

"Damn, we were just about to go there and make love."

Monday, September 13, 2004

Quotable Quotes

Juliana, on stepping on grass about 2cm high: Eee, wait got anaconda hiding in the grass!!


Life, as we know it, is over.

Friends, the comedy, has ended its 10 season run in Singapore. To those who've never heard of this show, go to hell. Really, it's much better down there than being an asshole on Earth.

Need I explain it? 6 friends whose lives are intertwined with each other, having lived together for 10 years, finally have to part, practically forever.

These 6 characters, have for many, become almost real persons, and watching them leave each other, is akin to watching 6 of your closest friends leave each other. Gosh, I didn't think it'd be this heart rending to watch the last episode of the show!

The last time I was this affected by a tv show, was like never.

Gosh, it seems as if I'm writing some sort of an eulogy. But then again, it's close to doing the same thing. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER!!!! NOOOOOOOO... COME BACK COME BACK!!!! I NEED YOU AS A STAPLE IN MY LIFE!!!

Lol. Withdrawal symptoms. I've been watching this show for the past years, and suddenly, my monday night 10pm slot is empty. Suddenly, I've been reft of half an hour of my tv life. Shit. I've been adversely affected by TV. I mean, it's actually influencing me!

Ah hell. If TV shows came this good, I say, let them influence me! I just wanna watch TV.

Six of my best friends have just left my life forever.

What if?

What if it doesn't work out?
What if I chicken out?
What if it's all a mistake?
What if it's not the right emotion speaking?
What if I'm deluding myself?
What if it's all a lie?

What if?

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Walk Walk Walk...

Saturday evening was fun!!

Let's see. I was at Kit's family's chalet-bbq-tvwatching thingy. It was at pasir ris beach park. Or rather, at the chalets facing it.

I saw quite a number of her relatives, not including the grandmother who scared the shit out of me though.

Well anyway, it was just me, Dhanya and Kit. Gosh, I didn't know spending time with those two females were quite such fun! We took so many pictures...which I've not gotten yet. Grr. KIT!! I WANT MY PHOTOS!! =P

Yes yes yes. I can't believe I took that many photos as well! Sheesh.

Yeah well, we played lame ass card games, and Dhanya ended the OLD MAID THREE TIMES IN A ROW!! I mean, is that like clairvoyance or what?

Ooh ooh, and thanks to my smartass-ness, we got to pay pepsi cola 123. Hehehehe. I'm making everyone around me play it! Such fun! (People in church, watch out!! The game is coming your way some how!!!)

Then there was this ultra long 1 hour brisk walk around the park looking for Dhanya's boyfriend. Sheesh. From one end of the park to the other! Horrendous I tell you. Good exercise though.

*ponders at all those calories burnt up*

Saturday, September 11, 2004

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened
If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful
and If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much

Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime

We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this

You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me
You're kind of my protege and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it

Ooh this could get messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime

We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
I've more than honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this

what part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?
what part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?
what with this distance it seems so obvious?

Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse
I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly
I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body

Ooh this could be messy
and Ooh I don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime

Friday, September 10, 2004

Poor profession

Again, I've been reading a book, and then erm, I read something.

The characters talking are Delada and Sparhawk.

Delada: What's the world coming to?
Sparhawk: They call it progress, my friend.
D: The world would be a better place if we hanged all the scientists and engineers, Sparhawk.
S: And the lawyers, too.
D: Oh yes, definitely the lawyers. Everybody wants to hang the lawyers
Uninvited

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded man
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepard meet shepard
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Stupid Library

I think the library has this secret mission to freeze every last damn soul to death. Sheesh. I mean, do you really have to use subzero temperatures just to keep the place cool? I can almost see snowflakes floating around!

Ah well. Maybe then everyone else will get lost and leave me in peace.

My stupid headphones don't seem to be working! The right side just doesn't seem to work.

I'm just doin' nothing here in the library. Aimlessly travelling around, with nothing planned. Hmm, nothing else but Choir I suppose, but then, even my attendance for that is highly suspect, since, there's always the chance that I might exercise my questionable rights and choose not to go.

I've been reading plenty of anti Catholic stuff, and it pains me to see people making such judgements of the Church.

They talk about the Mass, and say things like how it's not biblical and everything. And then they make comparisons like..

1. The mass is held in the morning, the last supper at night.
2. The mass using bread that is round and unbroken and the last supper used bread that was broken.

Stuff like that. I mean, what is the point of such immaterial differences?

It's not inherently incredible (sorry folks, had to use that term! So crim pro, I know!) to be a little different, especially when the differences are of insignificance. Don't believe me? Go check your past cases!
Silent Hill 4.

Click on the link below:

http://www.gametrailers.com/gt_vault/t_silenthill4.wmv

It'll download a trailer of the game Silent Hill 4. Watch it. Bloody freaky!! It's like one of those too damn scary Japanese movies that give people heart attacks.

*pees and shits in pants*

Yikes.


Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Hilarity.

I just read something a character said in a story book. The character is the leader of a religion in his country. Something like the bishop of Singapore y'noe? Yeah...and this is what he said...

"If he stops to pray one more time, I'm going to strangle him."
就是爱!

当我才发觉 就是爱 世界变了
当你在传达 你爱我 手牵着我
当我正想你 就是爱 天空晴了
当我抬起头 你在眼前了

Monday, September 06, 2004

Talk Talk Talk.

Had a long talk with Daddy-o about his constant need to label me as a proud person. Apparently I actually managed to convey the message across that calling your son a proud ass isn't exactly the best way to get his spirits up.

Then he babbled on about presenting yourself to others...blah blah blah. Then I had to continue on with crappy opinion writing. I have this strong feeling that I'm going to screw up. Totally.

Ooh. Nice sidetrack here. A new girl has joined the choir. She's called Stephanie. From Malaysia. Studying in Singapore at La Salle for a year.

Muahaha. At least now my sunday mornings are a little brighter.

There's a spark of magic in your eyes...
Candyland appears each time you smile.


Just for the record...

1. I can bitch and eat at the same time.

2. I'm a guy.

3. I'm not gay.

4. I don't love jap bread.

5. Yes I type like a bitch.

6. I don't talk without actions. I wiggle my fingers, point them here and there...you get the drift. I mean, how do you really know I NATO? NATO being No Action Talk Only. Just by reading one or two postings off my blog? That's premature judging.

7. I don't know what screen you're talking about.


Sunday, September 05, 2004

Funny Bunny!

I just did something totally interesting!

I farted and sneezed at the same time!!

Friday, September 03, 2004

Bread!

I love bread. I've been eating it all my life. For breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner.

With peanut butter.
With Kaya.
With peanut butter AND kaya.
With cheese.
With sambal belachan...and the list goes on.

I don't know how people can say they don't like bread. Sounds almost like blasphemy.

Anyway, I forced Nad to watch Face with me. It's this Korean horror movie thingy about face reconstructing. And at first, the idiotic lady in white kept freaking the shit out of Nad, but then again, she enjoyed the show in the end, right Nad?

And it's confirmed. AZI!! KAY!! WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE ON 16TH SEPT. NAD CAN TELL YOU THE TITLE. HEHEHE.