As guilty as eating chocolate.
 
That's right. I feel as guilty as hell for some reason. But hey, I made a resolution, shouldn't I sort of keep it?

What once was is no longer. The yoke of compulsion has been lifted. Yet, the people of the land can hardly believe that they are free. Deep down inside, they have a something that speaks of compulsion.

Sigh.

Quotable Quotes
 
"Plain English Plain English!!!"

"...aforementioned, hereinafter, forevermore..."

-My very wonderful LComm2 Tutor, Ms Lim Poh Bee

 

Muddy Mud Pie
 
I tell you, this is the most amazing piece of pie I've ever eaten.

I was at TCC at Siglap. TCC= The Coffee Club. I think. I was with Grace, Adrian and Philip-boy.

Yeah well, then I was thinking, should I drink Coffee or have something to eat? It being 9pm, I decided to erm, eat.

So I ordered the Muddy Mud Pie. Turns out I made the best choice in the world.

"Alleluia!Alleluia!Alleluia!Alleluia! Alleluia!!!" (Mimicks Father Tay standing at the pulpit)

Yeah well. Maybe only Caroline will understand the Alleluia thing. But hell.

Let me describe it.

It's one layer of chocolate, and one layer of cappucino. Ice-cream. And then there's the base of oreo cookies. And then there's choco sauce dribbled all over it, with crunchy brown things on top. Come to think of it, those brown things looked cockroachy.

It's the most wonderful thing to ever grace my tongue lah.

Just makes me want to go "Alleluia!Alleluia!Alleluia!Alleluia! Alleluia!!!"

Funny Bunny.
 
Lol. I had to put those two words together. Funny Bunny. Rhyming Timing. Yeah. Bleah. Enough.

Yeah well anyway, today was the day I watched Azi turn into this super duper auntie. Hehehe. She put on her reading glasses and all of a sudden, there was a loud explosion and she farted.

No. She just looked like erm...

1. Librarian
2. Bookshop Lady
3. Miss Lim

Then suddenly for no reason, she decided to emulate a teapot. She went... "Wheeeeooooooooooh!!!" Nutty and Me collapsed into helpless laughter. Utterly hilarious I say.

Just like Bop Bop Bunny. Lol. Now who the hell would think of crappy song titles but our contract tutors?

Zany Antics 2
 
The Cousin

On seeing my massage my mother: "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!", bats my hand away, and feebly tries to massage my mum too.

Lol, that was a funny sight! It was as if my mum was his, and I wasn't allowed to touch her.

On coughing like mad: After he's done coughing, he pats his chest.

We taught him to do that. Lol. Such the obedient kid.

 

Fatherhood.
 
What does that feel like? I think I have a good idea.

It happens when you have a little one year old hiding behind you. He hides behind you in the belief that you will protect him from whatever he is afraid. He feels secure hiding behind you.

You feel a warm rush of satisfaction in realising that he could have chosen to run to anyone, but he ran to YOU.

You feel that you're ready to take on the world.

I feel like a father.

Zany Antics

My cousin. The one year old.

On seeing a dog: "wooo...wooo... BRRAAAAPPP!!" That, by the way, was the mimicking of a dog followed by a huge burp.

On being given food: "mmuumm muumm.... ngeh ngeh." That, by the way, meant food, and milk. Proudly taught by my mother.

My mother. The eternal 18 year old.

On having her hair pulled by my cousin: "You like to pull my hair right? Now I pull yours, see how you feel" *Tugs Really Hard At The Poor Boy's Locks*

On having me ask her for money: "Everytime I give you, you ask for more. Balls."

 

Dwamatekky.

Core Grp 2 was pretty fun night on friday.

What I remember most was the space covering activity. We walk, and we picture a scene unfold in our heads as the instructor depicts it. Then, we show the emotions that we would normally show.

We had to imagine that our mothers' were in hospital. In the ICU. And it's all your fault. You told her to just take panadol when she had a fever, and you left home after that. And now she's in the hospital. Just because you didn't care enough to take her to the doctor.

Predictably, many of the girls cried.

Unpredictably, so did the guys.

 

I Want It!!
 
I want the free foolscap paper. It's free!!

What's more, I'm running out of foolscap. So if they're giving it, I'm taking it.

Muahaha. **Transforms into this huge and fat auntie**

"Foolscap paper ah?? Where ah where ah? I want I want!!"

Funny Thing To Do
 
Today I spoke to Nad on the phone. Lol, now that was one amusing affair.

From church, I walked all the way back to my house the lift there, non-stop talking on the phone. From about what she did with Kay, to French, and all kind of crap lah.

Then I found out that when I enter my block the lift, actually still got reception you know!? I thought it would have been like TP's lifts, where ALL reception gets cut off. Shiat.

So yeah, quite the funny thing to do. 16 bloody minutes. Lucky it's all free.

Oh wait. Is it really all free?

Funny Funny.
 
My friend just saw a lecturer walk by. And she said " I just saw Kamsiah (Not Her Real Name) TROTTING by."
 
Lol. That remark cracked me up for some reason. I'm still cracking, by the way. Lol.
 
**Visuals** Lecturer Trots By Like A Horse **End of visuals**

Go To Hell Fastfood Restaurant.
 
Lol. Like a certain Female friend of mine, I'm similarly not going near MacDonald's for a looong time.
 
Let's see. What we did was to buy that $20.90 voucher thing. The one where you can order 4 EVMs. Oh, and also you get 20 free nuggets. And Four packet of fries. Medium size.
 
So yeah. There we were, happily ordering the food, salivating in anticipation of what would come. Then it came. Duh.
 
Then we ate. And ate. And ate. And ate. And we realised, that the fries weren't diminishing. Heck, extras seemed to pop right whenever we looked away. Sheesh.
 
So we struggled to finish the fries, we were close to puking and dying lah.
 
Best part of all. After we finished the fries. We had to consume the nuggets. Shucks, I never knew 20 nuggets looked like a hundred.
 
**Note To Self** Never mix sweet & sour sauce with fries. It's just wrong. **End Of Note**

Disembowelment sounds like great fun as of right now.
 
Eat shit you bloody fuckers. Bloody hell, you don't just disappear and remain uncontactable, and then sudednly you are, and you say that you can't be around!! Oh guess what? I'm not feeling well. Why? Too much of a fuck? Must be huh?
 
Oh wait. Maybe it's the lung cancer acting up. Maybe it's the halitosis that afflicts the damned. That's right. YOU are the damned. The idiots who do nothing in life but waste their parents' money.
 
You cheap asses. you rely on one or two persons to do all the work, and you happily give your orders as if all I needed were your orders!!! You don't do your share of the work, and you expect to get your share of the marks? I'll be damned if you do.
 
Sure, maybe I'm not perfect. Maybe there's some work that I don't do as well. But fuck you. At least I don't desert the group do I? At least I appear for group meetings don't I? At least I do SOME of the work.
 
Screw you all fuckers.

Funny Business
 
Everywhere I look around the lab, I see students rushing to finish their CSA websites. 
  
Hahahaha!
 
Funny. It just reminds me of my first semester in school, where everything seemed alien, and doing so many projects at once(5, as I recall it) drove me mad.
 
CSA
PofMgt
LSM1
LComM?
MicroEcons.
 
Yes, that was it I believe. Boy, those were the days. I was so caught up with work, and then I was caught up with making new friends. 
 
Ended up with 3 EXTREMELY GOOD friends. No prizes for guessing who. There, I've said it. For the two of you who completely ignored for all of 3 seconds back at BizPark, you've got your answer.
 
Yeah. Sure is funny business being in Business School.

 

Maybe.
 
Love isn't funny
When it is burning inside
When all you think of
Is how to get through the night
And when you want it
It's just a game that you play
And when you get it
They're gonna take it away
 
Maybe it's nothing
Maybe it's all just in my mind
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe it's just a waste of time
 
But I don't think so
Maybe I definitely know
That maybe
Maybe I'm in love 
 
So if you want it
You wanna come out to play
Then you can have it
Cos he's got plans for the day
And if I want it
There's no one out there for me
When you don't need it
There's plenty fish in the sea
 
Maybe it's nothing
Maybe it's all just in my mind
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe it's just a waste of time
 
But I don't think so
Maybe I definitely know
Why do I keep fooling myself
Why can't I let go
This is not like me
But now I definitely see
That maybe 
Maybe I'm in love  
  
 

AZAI!! TRIBLE WARRIOR AND PRIESTESS OF THE MALU TRIBE!!!!!!!!!
 
WATCH AS SHE CONQUERS OVER EVIL!!
 
WATCH AS HER FLAMING SWORD SCYTHES THROUGH THE HORDES OF EVIL LIKE FRESHLY MOWN WHEAT!!
 
WATCH AS SHE STANDS TRIUMPHANT ON MOUNT BUKIT TIMAH, GAZING OVER THE HORIZON, ENDLESSLY HUNTING FOR THE SOURCE OF WRONGNESS THAT FILLS THIS WORLD!! 
 
THEN, SHE SPOTS THEM. NOD AND MOL. SHOUTING HER XENA-ISH BATTLE CRY, SHE RUNS FORTH TO DO BATTLE WITH THE ANCIENT EVILS, HER FAMOUS SWORD, "THE KAMSIAH", SCREAMING FOR THEIR BLOOD!
 
Meanwhile, evil stands ready, ever contemplating what they should do should Azai every reach their fiery domain. Nod and Mol. The unholy twosome. Can Azai stop them? Find out in the next episode of... AZAI THE GREAT!!

This is a bloody funny game.
 

http://kquest.pokw.com/
 
 
Go on. click on it. you know you want to.

Hello world.
 
Funny, bloggy changed it's formatting!! Now it's like typing an email. Fun.
 
I bought my new phone!! Motorola V600!!
 
It's beautiful! It's perfect! It's oh...so...wonderful. I'm in love.
But then I saw that there's this uber-new Motorola phone as well. Ah hell. I'm not going to look at it. I'm happy with mine. I am! I am! I hate myself.
 
http://sg.motorola.com/pcs/v600/sg/
 
Oh yeah there it is!! Beautiful perfection.
 
Bleargh. I found out something terrible on Saturday.
 
I found out that I nearly had to live without a mum. I found out that my mum nearly died after the birth of my youngest brother. Wouldn't stop bleeding she said.
 
Amazing news, I should say...
 

Hard Reading

Did a quiz found in Suk Ching's bloggy. Turns out I'm a frozen king. Sheesh.

FROZEN KING

You dont want love to come through to you. You like it the way you are. To be unreachable, no need to show feelings. Hiding everything inside you. You are already used to it. You say yourself that you dont need anyone, that you stand on your own two feet or that you dont have time for these things. But in reality you are scared to get hurt. You feel safe where you are: by yourself, nobody can hurt you there. You invent your own relationship in your dreams. You just need to know that you COULD get a partner. Thats it.

Mental Note

http://www.mhvi.org/owners_manual/cond_valve_disorders.asp

Strange Truth

What is seen on the surface, rarely is the truth.
Nice-ness and apparent talent is but a thin veneer.

Tactless.
Rude.
Proud.
Egoistic.

Of course, there is always the other side that many people see.
Yet, those people also add in a disclaimer:
That they are but mere acquaintances.

When one has learnt something, one does not immediately show off the little that one knows. That, in itself, is mere bravado and foolishness.

One would rather learn all he can, and then remain humble, for he knows that all that he has learnt is probably the tip of the iceberg

A measure of talent, does not a prodigy make.

Glance

Out of the corner of the eye

Once.

Twice.

Quick turn.

Noticed noticing.

Smile.


Rinse, and repeat.

I'm Afraid

Somebody asked me if I was up to auditioning to join a CCA.

Eventually I joined.

But the reality is, I'm actually afraid of auditioning.

Propranolol

Propranolol ( Inderal ) is a antianginal, antiarrhythmic, antihypertensive, antitimigraine drug, and beta blocker.

Interesting. Anti Heart Attack, anti hypertension, anti migraine...


ooh ooh. Here's more.

Propranolol ( Inderal ) is also used in the treatment of aggressive behavior, angina, certain types of pain, high blood pressure, migraine headaches, narcotic withdrawal, panic attacks, pectoris, phobias, schizophrenia, tremors, to help prevent second heart attack, and the effects of antipsychotic drugs.

Funny

Here's a funny song that really shouldn't be sung. It's about Whitney having an affair with a married man, and how she desperately needs sex.

A few stolen moments is all that we share
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I've tried to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you

It's not very easy, living all alone
My friends try and tell me, find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you

You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said be patient, just wait a little longer
But that's just an old fantasy
I've got to get ready, just a few minutes more
Gonna get that old feeling when you walk through that door
For tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you

No other woman, is gonna love you more
Cause tonight is the night, that I'm feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yeah I'm saving all my lovin
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
For you, for you

Shit Happens

I just found out that a long-running relationship finally ran out of steam about a month ago.

No reasons were offered, none wanted to ask.

I'm thinking now about the fragility of relationships. How often do we see around us, friends falling in "love", and months or years later, breaking up?

It's happening everywhere.

Even in my course. I see relationships forming everywhere. Yet I don't see them lasting. But then, it could be just cynical me.

I don't know. Everything seems so dangerous in a relationship. Perhaps the most important thing is to know that you are no longer a single organism anymore. Rather, like the amoeba that is in the process of separating itself into a new one, you are not one, not two, but in between.

It's not that easy, preventing your "organism" from tearing into two. Say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing...

And it'll shatter like so much glass.

The Way You Look Tonight

Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight.

You're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft,
There is nothing for me but to love you,
And the way you look tonight.

With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fears apart
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
It touches my foolish heart.

Mm... Lovely ... Never, ever change.
Keep that breathless charm.
Won't you please arrange it?
'Cause I love you ... Just the way you look tonight.

With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fears apart...
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
It touches my foolish heart.

Oh... Lovely ... don't you ever change.
Keep that breathless charm.
Won't you please arrange it?
'Cause I love you ... Just the way you look tonight.

I AM COW

I am cow

Hear me moo

I weigh twice as much as you

And I look good on a barbeque.

Yoghurt, curd

Cream cheese and butter's

Made from liquid

From my udders

I am cow

I am cow

Hear me moo!

I am cow

Eating grass

Methane gas

Comes out my ass

And out my muzzle

When I belch

The ozone layer is thinner

From the outcome

Of my dinner

I am cow

I am cow

I've got gas

I am cow

Here I stand

Far and wide

Upon this land

And I am living everywhere

From BC to Newfoundland

You can squeeze

My teats by hand

I am cow

I am cow

I am cow

I am cow

I am cow

I am cow!


I got this from
http://www.angelfire.com/hi/ArrogantWorms/IAmCow.html

Lol.

For Azi..

you don't sit there quietly listening/watching all that is happening!!

you instigator. hahahahaha.

I have a bimbo for a friend

help. why did I even make friends with her?

N- Numbskull
A- Afflicted with Bimbotism
D- Dumb
I- Idiotic
R- Rabid
A- Anal Retentive

I get the feeling there'll be retaliation.

Nad's Blog


There. Go see. You'll see feeble attempts at retaliation.

stupid girl

I move already, and you complain that I didn't move. And you're complaining that you want to go home.

Just DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!

Again. this is for Nadira.

Die!!

This is dedicated to my friend Nadira.

DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!


This is of course for our game of kacheekers.

I Am Cow

Something about pork made me think about this song.

I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on a barbecue....



Don't remember what the rest of the words were though. Apparently there was quite a lot more. But ah hell.

Quotable Quote

"Are Singaporeans hungry all the time or what? 24hours always eating..."

-My Entre Tutor-

I'm Bored

I'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm BoredI'm Bored

The Price...

Today I heard the troubles of two friends.

Today I realised the price that comes with power.

Today I see the power that detractors hold.

Today I see the frustration that mounts.

Today I hope that they will be all right.

People Must Be Used

That's the second rule I read about.

As unfortunate as it sounds, people will/must use other people to get things done.

Maybe we've misunderstood our lecturer?

While some may profess to hate our lecturer, saying that our lecturer never completed anything he started, I don't think the exact same way.

Our lecturer might be following this exact formula. That he's using others to do what must be done.

Our lecturer might be purposely stoking the fires of our anger, our passion, just so that we could prove our lecturer wrong.

Either way, in proving our lecturer wrong, we complete what was envisioned in the first place.

Ever saw things that way?

Wizard's First Rule

That's a title of a storybook. It's also the name of a rule found contained within the book.

What the rule says, or what is mostly says, is that people will believe any lie, even though they know it's a lie, just to avoid the truth.

It's like rumours. People will rather believe them, even though they have found that the rumour is false.

Think about this. It's kinda true.

Passion Rules Reason

Got this idea off the same storybook too.

Here's an example.

Mary has two sons, John and George. One day, while George was swimming in the nearby lake, he suddenly experiences a cramp in his leg, and is unable to swim any further. The unfortunate thing is that George is stuck right in the middle of the lake.

John, who was with him at the moment, quickly ran off to find his mother. Mary, on hearing the news from John, alerts her neighbours, who run down with her to the lake.

At the lake, Mary frantically screams for George to hold on, while her neighbours try to get a boat.

By the way, Mary can't swim. And she knows that for a fact

Suddenly, Mary feels that she can wait no longer, and jumps into the lake to save her son.

In the end, both mother and son drowned.

In this way, Mary's passion ruled her reason.

Think about this.

Think about this

Here's something I read from a storybook.

"Being a friend is to like a person for who they are, even the parts you don't understand. The reasons you like them makes the things you don't understand unimportant. YOu don't have to understand or do the same or live their lives for them. If you truly care for them, then you want them to be who they are; that's why you liked them in the first place."

Interesting isn't it?