Thursday, August 28, 2008

Sometimes

Sometimes.... people appear differently from what they really are. I always thought people like them are good people. But its weird how close we were then suddenly all went silent. There's this saying ' don't judge a book by its cover', normally i agree with this sentence as i normally will try to observe and see how they are. But now i know that i should always trust my instincts about this sort of things. When i first saw them... i have this bad feeling that they are not the best of people.... i know you would argue that no one is perfect but when you are living in a house full of people that are not your family... you could atleast try to be a bit more useful and mature... oh wait can't use the word mature... i forgot they say we all are immature... childish... hahaha who's immature... really... you people got to learn something called thinking... think for a while... who's making all the troubles you mentioned... yes we might make noise... but at what time??? we make noise at 4 in the evening.... not 1 or 2 in the morning.... what are you tring to prove here??? if you really think you are right the whole time... then move out... we wont stop you and we wont help you.... go ahead... please move out... go find your own place and make people stay with you. Another thing.... this thing ah... i dont hold a grudge on you for any reason. but when you tell me to fail and laughed at me... then it became personal... all you have to do now is to touch me... and i will personally hit you into a pulp. I dunno what i say to you to make you curse me to fail. all i know is now that i am really pissed.... you just have to push the wrong buttons and you are soooo blardy dead. The last thing i would like to say is about jl.... Why in fucking hell you blame him for something he didnt do almost 8 months ago?? Are you looking for trouble?? I am really pissed with this... he is being fucking kind to help you with anything you ask him. and now you telling me its his blardy fault? Come on lar.... this a hdd wont do this sort of things unless some1 did it... some1 like your blardy bitch... I fucking hate people who backstabs people... Blardy bitch... dah la got gigi like a fucking tupai... fucking idiot pulak... really uneducated piece of garbage. I really regret to even think you people are decent. Never in my fucking mind you people are pieces of fucking shit. But thanks for showing your true blardy uselessness nature to me. Now I know you people better... Man i really feel itchy to hit you people... My blood is boiling everyday.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

I Know What You Did Last Accident






This is photos of an accident that happened just yesterday. The Saga was the other driver who caused the accident while the kancil is my friends. It happened like this. It was raining heavily. If you were staying in Wangsa Maju area... you will know that the roads are normally blocked by idiotic bus drivers who's brain are the size of peanuts. The road has 2 lanes. But due to the buses blocking, only left 1 lane. The fast lane that is. Since the fast lane is a straigth road with no corners, its only logical we go straigth, and the people from the other lane should wait till there are no cars before moving into the lane. But no.... this uncle thinks people would stop just for him no matter what. We were going around 60-70 only... but when the guy just came out, it was around 5 meters away... As you all should know, it takes a certain distance to stop a car going at that kind of speed. So since we don't cannot stop in time, we bang into the uncle's car and flipped... The car was on its side already with the window on the driver's side broken into small shards of glass. There were 5 of us only. And from what I remember from driving school... the uncle is at fault. Its not ours since he is the one who came out suddenly. Maybe because of his age.... he can't consider things properly already.. I think that guy is around 70+ years old. Because he is an old fart.... I dont feel like fucking him up for his fucking stupid mistakes. So he keeps blabbing about my friend driving too fast... hahaha its his fault and he still dare to crap with me... Man he is lucky to be old... Or not I will surely fuck him ad. When the car crashed.... Jason accidentally press his arm onto the shards of galss making his arm bleed like mad... So much blood coming out non-stop. The guy's daughter say she called the ambulance and police already.... But my friend's bleeding a lot of blood... So a couple of good guys(thank god you did you had to do) send my friend to a clinic nearby to stop the bleeding first. Luckily they went to the clinic because the blardy ambulance didnt turn up at all even after 3 hours had passed... If my friend were to wait, he would die due to massive blood loss. The police did came but say its not their jurisdiction therefore we must go to the police station in KL to do a report. That old fart must be fucking happy cause he went there first and do the report. My friend's parent came around 2 to 3 hours later to settle this thing then they go make a report. Why must that old fart be so fucking stupid... you got fcuking 24 hours to report.... 24 HOURS... not 2 MINUTES.... dumbass.... anyways hope you guys learn something from here... Do not drive fast when there are people queuing up in another lane beside yours.... I happened to be in the same sort of accident before.. On a bike.... And it hurts like mad... I flew and hit the grass... and my friend on the back went into the drain beside the road.. haha it was funny but hurts a lot. so i hope we would be more careful in the future... And my shoulder and leg feels a bit numb rite now... haha

Sometimes its best to choose a proper housemate than to suffer




Sometimes... Some people no matter how much the grow, their brains are still a fucking retarded ass shit. For example, the fridge... The fridge in our house is the most disgusting in the world. As you can see... there's ice coming out of everywhere and noone seems to care. Well most of us don't even give a shit because we fucking use the fridge as much as we do nowadays. So it's only logical for the motherfucking people who cooks clean it up. Is it so fucking hard to clean it up once in a while since you use it like your fucking dick. Anyways, as you can see here... its the fucking ice coming out of everywhere. Is it so hard to just turn off for a while and let it melt and clean it up. Sometimes people only can learn when they are Fucketh by someone else. Look at that mess its sooooo terrible, that when a freaking sloth looks at it, it will die. Then there's the fruits. The fruits have been there since fucking Year 1. Which means the its been rotting in there for one year now. There's mould growing everywhere... Its fucking disgusting to even look at it... It took me great strength to even get close to it and get a picture. If only the internet could transmit smells, your noses will rot just by smelling it. Another thing, i still think they are garbage. Don't even know how to blardy think. I am really pissed rite now... Fucking make me fucking angry early in the morning. Its ridicules. I am prepared to fucking punch if its necessary. I dont really care anymore. And i am feeling fucking them rite now... Fucking download until can even open a single page... When they can't open, they say internet problem... Fucking nuts??? It's you... you stupid motherfucker... stop fucking download... Or i will accidentally pour water into your computers... and i mean it ok...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Lecturers

I bet this one of the best topic any student from any uni would talk about. When we enter uni, we were hoping for good education... Excellent quality... the best the uni can provide. For those who's going to enter university, Let me tell you something... Whatever people say bout universities are sugar-coated. Its bullshit.. They say university is easy... wrong... It's fucking boring and you will get stress level of a communist. You must fucking think how to survive all the time. Well not all of us are worried though. Some just aim for passes when some kiasu people will aim for 4.0(you know you won't get it yet you try)

The worse thing that can ever happen to you in uni is not getting caught cheating... but getting a bloody idiot for a lecturer. There's this saying " people who can't teach, teach people how to teach". That's where all those doctorate bafoons come in. I really doubt their qualification. Where and who in hell would give people like this doctorate... It's like giving them license to kill...

Some of the DR are as dumb as a cow's ass.. How can he think that by just crapping out everything in his notes could make everyone understand?? I know you might say you can't have anything but this lecturers should be murdered to save the millions of ringgits wasted by the nation.. And also so conserve the oxygen from beings like pangsai and others. This lecturers should be fired for just stepping into the uni grounds... Some lecturers like that dumbass dr liew... should be killed and buried in a pile of dung. He is a disgrace to humanity... I think even God would like him to stop teaching and play with his own shit.

Its weird how some people think that unis the best thing... well the friends you make definitely is good but sometimes you tend to mix with motherfuckers that are not worth looking at... This people too should be buried in their own dung... Besides sucky lecturers... you will also encounter sucky fucky lab assssssssiiissstannnntt... Some of them are so useless and cocky, their head might shrink and their heart would stop beating if they couldn't show off for once... WTF is wrong with this people... keep showing off that they can do this and that... So what??? your a fucking lab Arsse not lecturer or crap... Maybe they should learn how to be more like Dr pangsai ...

WE: Sir how to do this experiment... We're not so sure... Can explain further??
PANGSAI: Errmm... i also dunno... i haven't do this experiment yet...
WE: WTF ( slapping him until he dies)

Never ever do this sort of thing to your students... or else people like me will curse you day and night, and call you pangsai until the day you die... HAHAHAHA

I guess that's it... The moral of the story is... don't fucketh with me

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Disturbingly Annoying

Have you ever encountered things that would make you feel uneasy or uncomfortable?? and annoying at the same time?? I had many disturbingly annoying encounters with people with weird attitudes and table manners. I bet many of you would have known someone who eat like a pig or basically is a pig. I really don't know why...

How can one chew with the mouth open and make so much noisy without noticing it.. The person must have ear with crap as their eardrums. Its almost impossible to not notice it when I can hear it from 5 meters away... Its like listening to a pig chowwing down on slob in the farm. Its really weird... I guess when one is with its own kind, it is almost impossible to notice already since the sound is all the same although amplified to a higher degree as the saying goes birds of a feather flocks together. Well maybe its just the way their mouth is designed.... they have to open it to chew or else they would die or suffocation because lack of oxygen.

Another disturbingly annoying thing would be to have people living with you who don't even know how to clean after his/herself. Is it that difficult to sweep and mop the fucking floor once in a while.... Is it that difficult to give a helping hand when you see someone is cleaning... I wonder.... how can a person be soooo lazy to help out and give dumb reasons like my mom say not to do it? You must be a fucking sloth to give this sort of dumb excuses. I really hate people who give this sort of shitty excuses. Sometimes it's better to just help since it the same fucking house you're gonna live for a fucking 4 years. Is it that really hard to think?? If it is then my fucking conclusion would be the size of a brain is proportional to the size of dust. Fucking idiot.

Sometimes I hate talking bout this internet topic... but it seems to always attract me. I really don't understand... you're downloading dramas and stuff. OK I understand you like to watch whatever that fucking show is about but don't over do it(downloading) until everyone could ever open a freaking webpage. I am really thinking of pouring water into the computers so it can't start no more.. So that I can have fucking peaceful usage of internet... I don't like having to curse early in the morning like " Fucking CCB idiot... Download like a fucking bitch". Its not doing me any good... You can always put a fucking restriction to your downloads.... like maybe 20kbps or less.... Then there's the lying part.... I really fucking hate people who lie to me when I fucking know its true. Whenever I ask questions like " Are you downloading???" Just say yes.... PLEASE.... so that I dont have to fucking curse you day and night until chicken die grow all over your body... Even I download too... but I rarely download dramas and crap the size of a fucking DVD... And this other thing... You are sitting just a meter away from thet WIRELESS MODEM, is it fucking trouble some to use the fucking wireless connection since you have 1???? Sohai??? yea man you are sohai like a motherfucker... You dont even wanna get a fucking network cable and you fucking download like a fucking whore... You don't deserve to live. Atleast use your bloody brains and think a bit... I don't think I have to tell you that.

There's this other thing... If you people live in a condo or something... You would have realise that you will need a resident pass to get into the premises... Without the pass, you will have to write down your name a billion times everytime you wanna enter the condo premises.... Therefore, It would be fucking logical to get a fucking pass to save the trouble of getting in everytime... For example, if you are in a fucking hurry to get to the fucking toilet or your relatives are freaking dying inside and you need to get in... The guards will say no... you must sign here and there and lick his balls or something... By the time you got there, you would have shitted in your fucking pants or your relatives are fucking dead. It's so fucking easy to do a fucking pass. You just have to pay a refundable amount of money to make it... REFUNDABLE!!!! its not like they will fucking burn your money infront of your face when you ask for it back. The point is it makes your life so much easier.... What's wrong with making your life so much fucking easier.... I didn't know people like to fucking torture themselves this days.... If you need someone to help torture you.. you can look for me.. i will fucking hit you till you fucking drop... and please don't give me DUMB reasons like "I don't wanna give them MY money for them to make money.." or " Give me your pass lar... you make" This is fucking retarded man.....ITS REFUNDABLE!!!! and please.... when asked to sign thte fucking agreement... nobody volunteered... scared of fucking responsibility and risk... CHEEBYE...

Another thing... I don't fucking care if you are a girl or a fucking guy.... please clean up after yourself.. We fucking clean the fucking house when you were fucking in the fucking bed. Its a fucking disgrace.. We just clean the house up... So please try to keep it clean for godsake... The kitchen is a fucking mess... It looks like a fucking pig live there.. Wait... sorry.. not pig... you're a hybrid pig-sloth.. Its up to you what you want me to call you... SLOG??? or POTH?? Both sound great to me..

I really don't know why there are so many freaking fucking weirdos in the world... If you don't fucking like what I say... Come.... Let's settle this the correct way... Let's talk... unless you wanna fucking fight that is..

FUH!!!!! that's a fucking relieve... I feel much better now... I hope this makes some of you people out there think for a little while... Stop being such a fucking whining bitch and be reponsible for a bit and think maturely.. If you're 20+ years old and still think like a little boy... then you deserve to be treated like a little boy.

Man this is better than anger management.... HAHAHA